Number 3: Get Lost With Ace

Good morning, Good evening, Good afternoon. Since no one in Wonderland likes my OC, instead of Blossom getting lost I'm going to have Alice instead.

"Ace, are you sure we're going the right way?" Alice asked, following the directionally challenged knight.

"Of course! Just eight more hours and we'll be through this forest!" He answered cheerfully as they went deeper into the forest.

Alice sighed; they had been in the forest for a day. Or was it two days? She couldn't remember because of the time changes. What makes it worse is that she feels something is following her.

~Night Time~

"Ace, you said eight more hours and it had been eight and a half," Alice complains as the knight pulled out a tent.

"Let's go to sleep now!" Ace screamed while remaining the cheerful tone.

Half way through the night, Alice felt something on her chest. When she opened her eyes she saw Ace listening to her heart beat.

"Urgg! Ace! What are you doing!" Alice shout pushing the brunette off.

"Listening to your heart beat, duh" Ace said, getting up and pinning her to the wall. (Wall?)

"Or would you prefer locking lips with me?" He asked getting closer to her.

Just about he was 1cm apart from her, the tent flap literally burst open in glittery pink smoke and…. and…and ….. Blossom Appeared!

"Stop right there! Acey Wacey winny kins! Step away from that slut! Step away from that slut!"

"I'M NOT A S-" Alice started but was interrupted by Blossom.

"Shoo! Shoo! Let me and Acey Kin in peace!"Blossom screeched and kicked Alice out of the 'Tent of Love'.

Outside, Alice could hear different things yelled out by Blossom and Ace.

"You don't want to listen to that whore's heart! Listen to mine!"

"I don't want to!"

"My heart can play music! Like Rock'n' Roll and stuff!"

"It can!"

"See! It's better than that whore's"

After a while of being grossed out, Alice came to the realization that she was in the middle of nowhere.

"Damn Ace," She muttered as she walked towards the clock tower.

Done!

I know it's not funny and stuff but just think what will happen if Blossom didn't appear!

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Okay! Bonus Story!

How Blossom came to Wonderland

Blossom Lavender Lily Cleopatra Rose Tulip Sunflower Lovey Dovey Oh Im So Pretty Locust Winter Summer Autumn Spring Deep was having a average day at her school. People worshiped the ground she walked on, people can't walk two steps without complimenting her, getting straight A's, yady dady da etc etc.

"Can I have something interesting happen in my life?" She asked herself as she sat in her 100 square metre room painted in 100% gold, decorated with irreplaceable antiques (Like the painting Mona Lisa which she hangs her Limited Edition, only one in the world Gucci Handbag on)

That night when she slept in her diamond bed and BOOM! She went to Wonderland.

"OMG! I'm in Wonderland!" She screeched as she happily skipped towards the amusement park.

Boris gasped in horror, a rainbow haired girl started skipping towards him. She had Rainbow coloured hair and eyes. She wore a pink tank top that looked five sizes too small, just covering her chest and had the word 'Kawaii' written in green over her watermelon sized boobs. A denim skirt just covering her ass and striped stockings. And what's worse? The THING is heading his way.

Time Skip (Because I can't be bothered writing the character meetings)

"Why aren't you in love with meeeee!" Blossom cried, hugging Blood's leg.

"Because we don't like you," Julius answered.

"But I'm half a shapeshifter, two thirds of a werewolf, one sixth of a zombie, sister of the Loch Ness Monster and a Pure blooded vampire! Math also doesn't apply to me,"

"No, still no," Dee and Dum replied.

"Fine! Just wait and see," Blossom yelled and whipped up a book from her mini pocket which said; How to be a Perfect Mary Sue.

"Rule 56. Remember to have a dark, sad, mysterious past.

Rule 57. Remember to say that you were kidnapped at a young age and was force to become a slave who gets abused

Rule 58. And raped

Rule 59. But The Tooth Fairy always came and restored your virginity

Rule 60. Please be original and follow these rules."

"Okay! I have my story! When I was little I was born to be royalty but thieves came and murdered my parents in front of my eyes but in order to save me,they chuck me into a river in a casket, I stay in the casket floating down the river for three days without food but I still lived. At age six I was forced to be a slave and was raped and abused, but it was okay because I enjoyed it. And Father Christmas always came and restored my virginity. Isn't that sad!" Blossom asked, wiping back rainbow tears that turns into diamonds when they hit the ground.

Everyone yawned.

"Hey! Pay some respect!" She screamed and ran away.

"Let's go back now," Everyone walked back to where they were before.

THE END

FINISH

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