Ripper Roo

All Cal was able to find in the final cell was...well... several books and notes scribbled on the wall, as well as an out-of-place fancy desk that did not match the setting of an insane kangaroo that looks like a dog. (Not kidding.) On it was a note:

To whomever it may concern,

If you are reading this message, I can only assume using my newfound tactical instincts and now vast intellect to deduce the entire building is about to collapse into a blazing inferno due to the meddling of that failed experiment of our very own Dr. Neo Cortex: Crash Bandicoot (TM. All Rights Reserved.) My first response to you, dear reader, would be "Why are you standing here reading this message while the building is about to collapse into a blazing inferno due to the meddling of that failed experiment of our very own Dr. Neo Cortex: Crash Bandicoot (TM. All Rights Reserved.)?

I mean, I am obviously not here, am I not!? Otherwise, I would have stopped you by now to inform you he entire building is about to collapse into a blazing inferno due to the meddling of that failed experiment of our very own Dr. Neo Cortex: Crash Bandicoot (TM. All Rights Reserved.)

Anyway, I must admit that I am rather grateful for my encounter with him. Our battle must have joggled something loose in my frontal lobe, allowing me to finally benefit from the initial effects of the Evolve-o-Ray that were damaged when that fool Cortex rushed my development.

Cal did continue to read the letter calmly for a good long while as parts of the building collapsed and burned around him.

Sincerely yours,

Dr. Ripper Roo

P.S.: Seriously, get out of there and stop reading this. The entire building is about to collapse into a blazing inferno due to the meddling of that failed experiment of our very own Dr. Neo Cortex: Crash Bandicoot (TM. All Rights Reserved.)

(Boy, if they got paid for how many times that name is said.)

Cal's eye(s) went wide! HE totally forgot!

...he was suppose to be gathering the animals!

"Forget it!" Brio yelled at himself. "We'll just take the whole ray!"

He then began pushing the giant contraption, right after he pulled off the drape covering it in slow motion.

...it did not move.

BIG BROTHER!