NOOOO! I'm sorry for the late update. I truly am. Anyhow, there is a character death (or is there) in the beginning of this chapter.
Don't hate me!
This chapter is dedicated to the following:
(In freaky announcer voice)
In first place, the one, the only, C.A.M.E.O. and Only! One question: how is Sasuke a pervert? And I would love to see Romeo and Juliet as Sasuke and Sakura, respectively. (The other way around would be just plain wrong) My Karin voodoo doll broke from too much stabbing… but I got another on E-Bay!
In second place is the hilarious, overly enthusiastic, taco-infatuated Saya522! GO TACOS! Ydwtk hates referring to himself in the third person.
Tied for third place are…
The demon of anime, depressing-lover, Animedemon441! I don't get what you mean by separating paragraphs. Are you talking about the borders like "§" or something?
And the keen-eyed, snake-eyed, Snakeeye12! The first time I types that I typed that, I typed nakedeye…
Thanks to all of you for the fabulous reviews!
Ydwtk
Chapter 3
Introduction to Destruction
A figure walked out of the doorway of the Akatsuki base in Amegakure.
"Where are you going?" said another figure, walking out behind the former.
"Lighten up, Itachi. I'm going out for a drink, yeah."
Itachi leered at the figure with his red eyes.
"You don't drink."
"Maybe I want to try, yeah."
"You don't change your ways. Why are you leaving Akatsuki?"
"I am getting a fucking drink, yeah!" snapped the figure.
"Deidara!" snapped Itachi. "Answer the questions or else."
"You'd use Tsukuyomi on me?"
"No, I'd use Amaterasu."
"You wouldn't."
"Then its goodbye, Deidara." Itachi formed a seal.
Deidara screamed and vanished.
"Traitors aren't accepted in the Akatsuki."
Sasuke tapped sword on his shoulder as he looked at Suigetsu. The shark-man had been very annoying as of late, questioning Sasuke's motives for bringing Sakura in. As soon as the group had set up for camp for the night, Sasuke had pulled Suigetsu aside.
"Do you want me to kill you?" Sasuke said.
"You've been lusting after that girl every moment you've been with her. Come on, Sasuke, even you should have some idea of how to get a girl into bed."
"If. I. Wanted. Her. She. Would. Be. Mine." Sasuke growled. "She could have been mine years ago."
"Then prove it." Suigetsu smirked.
"Fine." Sasuke was going to shut Suigetsu up once and for all.
He walked over to the campfire and tapped Sakura on the shoulder. "I need to talk to you."
Karin shot Sakura a nasty glare (typed flare there the first time… don't know why that sounds funny. It probably doesn't) as she followed Sasuke out of the clearing.
Suigetsu snickered as he saw Sasuke walk Sakura away from the camp. Karin hopped up next to him on his tree branch.
"Look who's jealous." Suigetsu snickered.
Karin refrained from punching him. Just this time.
Sasuke watched the two onlookers and walked around the tree so that he was looking away from them.
"What is it?" she asked.
Sasuke grabbed her and kissed her. This was as much for his benefit as it was to shut Suigetsu up. And he really needed to shut him up.
Sakura wrapped her arms around his neck and he wrapped his arms around her waist.
His tongue glided over her bottom lip and she opened it. He wrestled with her tongue and massaged it all at the same time. Their tongues were still playing when he broke for a moment to get a breath of air. He delved back in and continued kissing her furiously.
Am I dreaming? Sakura thought. A small moan escaped her as Sasuke's hand stroked the small of her back.
In no way are you dreaming, girl. Said inner Sakura.
Yeah, but if Sasuke-kun loves me it will be a miracle of biblical proportions.
Then praise the lord and pass the ammunition! And by ammunition, I mean Sasuke-kun's-
Shut up and let me enjoy my Sasuke-kun!
I can't speak these words, but I want you to know, Sakura-chan, that I love you. I may never get a chance to say this again. I love you with all my heart. I yearn for you. Your touch. Your mere presence. I know it sounds wrong, but I've loved you ever since our genin days. I never want you to be hurt. When the time comes, if I lay dying and you have the choice to trade your life for mine or run, then I want you to run. I don't deserve you. But I can't help but love you.
I don't deserve you, Sasuke-kun. I've loved you from the moment I laid eyes on you. You're everything I've ever wanted. A beautiful face, to be sure. But underneath layers of ice you have the shining heart of a sun. And you know what, Sasuke-kun? I can see it. I can see how it shines. I wonder what would have happened if you had stayed. Maybe we could have done everything together, but regardless, I am happy that I can be here with you. I don't deserve you, though. But I can't help but love you.
Sasuke broke away after several minutes. "I'm sorry." He said.
"For what?" tears came to Sakura's eyes. "You're not leaving… are you?"
"No. I'm sorry for leaving in the first place." He said. "I don't ever want to leave again… but…"
"But what?"
"If you ever have a choice between your life and mine, I want you to live. I don't want you to get involved in my problems. I don't want you to get hurt because of them. Am I clear?" he said firmly.
Sakura nodded and then started crying into his chest.
Sasuke kissed the top of her head and held her.
Suigetsu and Karin had moved so they could see the entire seen. Their mouths were wide open. Sasuke and Sakura had just had an intense make-out session for about fifteen minutes, and then they had started talking. Neither Karin nor Suigetsu could hear what was passing between them, but they still gawked.
The next morning…
Sakura smiled as her eyes fluttered open. She tried to get up but was pulled down by an arm around her waist.
Flashback
Sakura cried into Sasuke's chest. She hadn't cried in so long. "Will you hold me tonight?" Why not? It was worth a shot.
IT'S ABOUT GODDAMN TIME! GO GIRL!
Sasuke kissed her head again. "Hn."
Sakura giggled. "Mmm… Sasuke-kun…"
End flashback.
She giggled again. "My Sasuke-kun…" she mumbled.
His shirt had somehow come off during the night, and her clothes were a bit ruffled.
She tried smoothing them out and walked out of the tent quietly.
When was the last time I had a bath? She wondered. It had been at least two weeks.
She took out her jack-of-all-trades-scroll, meaning she could write anything on it, and she wrote Sasuke a note saying that she was out taking a bath. Obviously he was going to come looking for her, but she didn't care. She loved him, and though she was neither a slut nor a whore, she didn't mind him seeing her naked. Suigetsu was another thing, though. She looked over at his tent and she placed a barrier on it just to be safe.
A certain someone saw Sakura leave the camp with her 'ruffled' clothes, confident stride, and out of Sasuke's tent. The person walked over to Sasuke's tent and peered inside. It looked as if he was naked under the covers of his blanket. The tent was large enough for a couple, but not enough for two people who weren't together.
They followed her silently.
Sasuke woke up and yawned. A scroll fell on his head.
Sasuke-kun.
I'm going for a bath. Be back soon.
Love,
Your Sakura
Sasuke smirked at two things. One: Sakura had just told him she was going to be naked, and since they were in the middle of the woods and there was a waterfall not too far away, that was where she was going. Two: it was signed your. As in she belonged to him.
He grabbed his shirt and dashed off.
Sakura sensed a chakra approaching and she smirked as she lowered her naked body into the cold water. She shivered and sent out some fire-element chakra to warm the water.
Steam rose and she chuckled as she started cleaning herself with the warm water.
She heard a twig snap and she whirled, covering her chest.
Sakura saw…
I'M SO FUCKIN EVIL!
Naruto reading a book that says "le masturbation": mettre un pamplemousse dans ton pantalon et…
Ydwtk snatches book away: WHAT THE FUCK!
Sasuke: Il n'a pas de balle. C'est pourquoi il fait ca.
Naruto: DIRE QUOI! Ta mere est trop moche qu'elle marché dans un maison d'horreur et trouver une metrier!
Ydwtk translates: "Yo mama's so ugly that she walked into a haunted house and found a job!"
Naruto: Ave dominus!
Sasuke: TU-
Sakura places hand over Sasuke and Naruto's mouths.
Ydwtk: if either of you say another word in any language BUT anglais-English, I mean, I will have Sakura here castrate you both, and then I will tear out your entrails and skip rope with them. Clear?
Sasuke nods
Naruto: No hablo anglais!
sweatdrops
Ydwtk: PREP THE SURGERY TABLE AND TELL THE WORLD THAT THE ALLTIME ENTRAIL-ROPE-SKIPPING-CHAMPION HATH RETURNED!
Anyhow, who did Sakura see?
Is it
Naruto?
Sasuke?
Kakashi?
Jiriya?
Your mom?
Karin?
Suigetsu?
Juugo?
A mouse?
A giant sword wielding cock?
A stalker?
Me?
You?
A porn star (I meant to type that)?
A tiny sword wielding cock?
Hinata?
Itachi?
Pein?
God?
Cartman?
Ichigo (from Bleach. For all of you bleach fans out there, remember the whole Yoruichi ordeal when they were in the Seireitei? I have one thing to say: lmao.)?
Kisame?
Deidara (there's a hint there)?
Gaara?
A naked Sasuke with a large hard-on
All of the above?
What do you think?
Read and review PLZ!
Ydwtk
