This all happened because I felt Lizzy's angry bird addiction and her love for baking should mix together and I had spare time.
Hades Cooking Show- I LOVE ANGRY BIRDS!
"Why do I have to do?"
"Come on Sane camera man it wouldn't kill you."
"Firstly that's not my name and secondly I might get killed."
"Oh hush, Hades isn't that bad."
"Why do I have to do this?"
"Quiet, he's coming."
"Lord Hades, Teenage baker and angry birds addict Lizzy Beanery invited you to share the beauty of angry birds and baking with her."
"Whatever, let's do this."
3,2,1 action
Lizzy- *Walks in annoyed* You wouldn't believe this!
Sane Camera Man- What is this
Lizzy- This weird person on YouTube is insulting The Angry Birds Movie.
Sane Camera Man- It's out of good humor Lizzy.
Lizzy- I don't care, my precious birdies!
Sane Camera Man- *sighs*
Hades- *From off screen* Should I walk in and say the usual thing?
Lizzy- *Calls out to Hades* Wait! We're talking
Hades- *still of screen* Ah young love.
Lizzy and Sane Camera Man- *Both very red* Shut up you old God!
Hades- *off screen* Young people are also very rude
Sane Camera man- *Still a little red* Look that person also did the same thing but for Cinderella
Lizzy- *brightens up* Really!
Sane Camera Man- *smiles a bit* Yeah
Hades- *Walks in* I'm really going to have to come in case things get well you know...
Lizzy and Sane Camera Man- *glare at Hades* Hades!
Hades- *Shrinks back* Lizzy why don't you tell everyone what we're doing
Lizzy- *brightens up* WE'RE BAKING ANGRY BIRD CUPCAKES! *squeals*
Sane Camera Man- Lizzy please calm down.
Lizzy- *bouncing around* I'm just so happy!
Sane Camera Man- *mumbles* You're always happy.
Hades- Why don't we tell everyone what we'll need
Lizzy- Okey dokey shmoky. *Bounces to ingredients counter.*
Hades- *Shots the Sane Camera Man a help me look*
Sane Camera Man- *purposely ignores Hades.*
Lizzy- We'll need a Cupcake tray, 8 cupcake liners, 175g butter, 3 eggs, 1 tsp vanilla extract, 175g caster sugar, 175g self-raising, 1 tbsp baking powder, 1 tbsp vanilla extract and 2 tsp milk. Hades kins you do the next ingredients.
Hades- *Walks over to Lizzy and mouths to the Sane Camera Man Hades kins and gives him a what is going on expression.* For decoration you'll need Red, Yellow, Black, Green and blue buttercream frosting and sugar candy balls, starbursts, orange airheads, jellybeans, confetti sprinkles,Black licorice rope and small, jumbo marshmallow, mini chocolate chips and silver fondant paint. Lizzy isn't this to complicated
Lizzy- *with a giggle* Don't worry silly. I got this of A YouTube Baking channel called Nerdy Nummies.
Sane Camera Man- *mumbles* Why did introduce her to YouTube
Lizzy- Is everything ok Camera many?
Sane Camera man- *Is fed up* Lizzy did you know that The Angry Birds movie was a box office flop.
Lizzy- *Is suddenly gloomy* Oh ok
Sane Camera Man- *feels guilty* Lizzy if I tell you what I just said was a lie will you be sane
Lizzy- I'll try!
Sane Camera Man- What I just said was a lie.
Lizzy- *smiles* That's great.
Hades- Love birds can we get back to baking.
Lizzy and Sane Camera Man- *Bright Red* SHUT UP!
Hades- *Singing* Why you got be so rude?
Lizzy- I think we should have a Hades singing ban
Sane Camera Man- I second that
Hades- *Crosses arms and sulks.*
Lizzy- First preheat the oven. *does so*
Hades- Why can't I do it?
Sane Camera Man- You blew up an oven twice.
Hades- So?
Sane Camera Man- *Sighs*
Lizzy- Now mix the 175g butter, 3 eggs, 1 tsp vanilla extract, 175g caster sugar, 175g self-raising, 1 tbsp baking powder, 1 tbsp vanilla extract and 2 tsp milk. *does so*
Hades- Question what are we making now.
Lizzy- We're making cupcakes, Pay attention!
Hades- Can I mix?
Lizzy- *hands over mixer* Do it nice and slowly.
Hades- *mixes super slowly*
Lizzy- Faster
Hades- *Super fast*
Lizzy- Slower!
Hades- *mixes at normal speed*
Lizzy- Great.
Hades- So no mixing ban.
Lizzy- No mixing ban.
Hades- *smiles* Now put cupcake liner in the cupcake tray *does so*
Lizzy- Now pour the batter.
Hades- *pours batter on counter.* whoopsy.
Lizzy- *sighs* This is why I made sure we had extra batter. Hades clean up.
Hades- *open mouth to sing*
Lizzy- No singing
Hades- *Closes mouth and uses his black magic.*
Lizzy- Where were we? Oh yeah pouring. *pours it perfectly*
Hades- Please can I put it in the oven.
Lizzy- You have an oven ban, remember.
Hades- *face falls* Oh yeah
Lizzy- *places it in oven* Leave it in the oven for around 25 minutes. Now Camera Man you're watching the Angry Birds movie. We'll star from were we left of last time.
Sane Camera Man- Fine
Hades- What about me *Is ignored*
*25 minutes*
Lizzy- I want to keep watching!
Sane Camera Man- Lizzy the cupcakes.
Lizzy- Fine *Gets cupcakes out of the oven*
Hades- It's decorating time.
Lizzy- Hades do the decorating warning
Hades- *In warning voice* Warning all decorating here is done by amazing people don't worry if your's isn't as amazing as ours.
Lizzy- First we Frost. Since we have 8 cupcakes we're going to have 2 Reds, Chucks and Bombs. We'll also have Leonard and his piggy friend and Jay and Jim cause I like them more than Jake.
Hades- Isn't that favouritism?
Lizzy- No! So were was I. Frost 2 red, 2 blue, 2 green, 2 yellow and 2 blue *does so*
Hades- Can I decorate?
Lizzy- Wait! For the Piggies cut a jumbo marshmallow in half and frost it green and places it on the piggies. Their going to be the snouts *does so*
Hades- Lizzy!
Lizzy- *ignores him*Now dip the cupcakes in their matching sugar balls so the cupcake with red frosting gets dipped in the red sugar balls. Hades you do it.
Hades- *Grabs Red cupcake dips it and then drop it* Whoospy.
Lizzy- *Picks cupcake up* Don't worry it will be alright. Nothing will explode. Now do the rest *does the rest except the pigs*
Hades- Can I do the pig?
Lizzy- NO! You have to be very gentle with the pigs so the snouts don't fall off. Sprinkle some on the cupcake after you dip it just in case! *does so*
Hades- *sulks*
Lizzy- Now we make the white part of the birds belly. All the birds get one except for Jay and Jim.
Hades- Why not. Do you not like the blue birds?
Lizzy- No I love them all they're my babies. It's just Jay and Jim are younger than the other birds.
Hades- Yeah right.
Lizzy- *ignores him with a huff* Unlike the pig's snout's cut the belly's a lot thinner and stick them on *does 2 of them*
Hades- *Grabs belly and places it on the blue birds!*
Lizzy- HADES!
Hades- What?
Lizzy- That's meant to go on the Chuck's
Hades- Whopsy!
Lizzy- *takes them off and place them on the yellow birds.*
Hades- Now we do all of their eyes.
Lizzy- No that's next. Now we use this silver fondant paint to paint the bomb's belly's
Hades- *does it perfectly*
Lizzy- Do you paint*
Hades- Maybe.
Lizzy- hmm. Now we do the eyes. Use the tiny marshmallows for the eyeballs.*does so* and the chocolate chips for pupils *does so*
Hades- Now we uhhhhhh.
Lizzy- We do the birds orange air-heads.
Hades- Oh wait I know what we do. Cut the Airheads into triangles and place them on all the birds not pigs.
Lizzy- *sarcastically* Well done A+
Hades- *beams*
Lizzy- *cuts airheads*
Hades- *places airheads.*
Lizzy- Now we...
Hades- *interrupts* Do the eye brows for the birds to make them angry using black licorice rope
Lizzy- *scowls* Hades I was going to say something clever about the eye brows.
Hades- Sorry
Lizzy- * still scowling* Cut the rope. Just eye ball it. Remember make em look angry . *does it*
Hades- May I please talk?
Lizzy- Fine you may.
Sane Camera Man- Lizzy I don't think you can do that.
Lizzy- Fine.
Hades- Now we do the feather or ears for the birds and pigs using jellybeans.
Lizzy- First do the birds. The chuck's have black feather all the other's are color coordinated. also bomb had only 1 feather. *gives bird's feathers*
Hades- Now give the piggies green ears.
Lizzy- Make one pigges ears tilted. We're going to make him a crown later. Do the other piggies ears normal *does so*
Hades- now make the crown out of yellow starbursts. Hey! There's only 1 yellow starburst. I wanted to eat some
Lizzy- *eating starburst and words are muffled* Too bad.
Hades- *sulks*
Lizzy- *swallows starburst* Roll the starburst out and cut it in a crown shape *looks over at Hades and reluctantly gives him a orange starburst*
Hades- *smiles and takes it* Now take 3 blue sprinkles and put it on the king. *does so*
Lizzy- What a great coronation. Let's give the other pig a finishing touch *Cut's him a smile out of licorice rope and gives him a red jelly bean so it looks like he's sticking his tongue.*
Hades- Now eat
Lizzy- Sane Camera man help me eat Chuck and Chuck.
Sane Camera Man- It feels like I'm about to eat a bird but I'm not saying no the cupcakes. *Walks towards Lizzy and eats a yellow birds cupcake."
I don't own this recipe. I got it of Nerdy Nummies, Here's the link watch?v=h5pxW4YOUwE. Hades and the gang will see you all on Easter (Hopefully.)
