A short, completely white man wearing a blue sailor cap stands on a dock. Joining him are a pink anthropomorphic cat, a demon with black hair, and a lavender pigeon girl. "Hello everyone!" the man announces, "My name is Danger Dolan, and these are my assistants Shima, Hellbent, and Melissa. Now, you may be wondering why we're here on this island. The answer is quite simple. To run a game show of course! We, the Planet Dolan team, have been kindly asked by Cartoon Network to run a new season of their Total Drama franchise, as they found their previous host, Chris, to be 'pushy and rude'"
"Yeah, if by that you mean 'in jail for crimes against nature'" said Hellbent.
"Like I said, he was pushy and rude," replied Dolan. "Anyway, we decided that for this show to bring in some of our favorite fictional characters and have them compete instead of the usual humans. So we used a portal to other dimensions and retrieved our contestants, freezing time in their world as well."
"Wait," asked Shima, "why did we freeze time?"
"Well, I thought it would be a nice gesture to make sure nothing happens to their universes while they're gone. Like I was saying, these characters will be competing for one million dollars to take back to their worlds. So let's get started for the first ever season of Total Drama: Planet Dolan Edition!"
Intro plays
"Alright, here's the scenario," explains Dolan, "Each contestant has been shown the original Total Drama Island show so they know what's happening. However, none of them have met each other so far. They've been placed on sailboats and should be arriving any minute now."
"Hey, Dolan," says Melissa, "the boats are pulling into shore!'
A large number of sailboats pull up to the dock where Dolan and the others are standing. All 36 boats line up one by one. Each boat contains a contestant.
"Alright, now let's meet our first contestant." exclaimed Dolan. "He's a rocker from Grojband, give it up for Corey!"
A teenage boy stepped off of the boat. He wore a black and white shirt, orange shorts, and a matching orange hat with a skull on it. "Hey there, man! What's up, dude?"
"Oh, nothing, just hosting a TV show." Dolan casually remarked "If you would, please stand over by the others on the far end of the dock. Our next contestant is Mr. Al Bundy from Married with Children!"
Al steps off the next boat. He is wearing a blue dress shirt and khaki pants. "Hey, man, thanks for letting me on yer show. Had to get away from the wife for a while, ya know what I'm sayin'?"
"Ah, I getcha." Replies Dolan, "but I'm happy with my girlfriend, Gooby."
"Just wait 'til you get married. That should fix it right up for you."
A young girl trudges off her sailboat. She wears a black dress with metal sleeves and purple leggings. Her purple hair forms a cube around her head, and her face is buried in a video game. She marches straight past Dolan and stands next to Corey.
"Hey, I like your shirt." says Corey.
Gaz lifts her head to look Corey in the eyes. She glares at him with a burning rage. "Don't talk to me." she puts bluntly. Corey shrugs and continues to watch the boats pull up to the dock.
"Up next" announces Dolan' "is Yusei Fudo from Yu-Gi-Oh!"
A young man with spiky yellow and black hair drives off of his boat with a motorcycle-like machine. He wears a black and red shirt with a blue jacket, and has a machine of some sort covering his left forearm. He pulls up to Dolan.
"Uh, how did you fit that onto the boat?" questions Dolan.
"Well I couldn't just leave my Duel Runner at home, could I?" answers Yusei. "It would be a crime to duel without it."
"That doesn't answer my question. Anyway, our next contestant is Baymax from Big Hero 6!"
A big, round robot slowly waddles from his boat. It was entirely white, except for his two small eyes, which were pure black. He held a red and purple box in his hands.
"Hello. I am Baymax, your personal health companion. ' the robot states, "Is anyone in need of assistance?"
"No, not really," replies Dolan, "Next up, Frisk from Undertale!"
A child steps off of the boat. They have on a blue and purple striped sweater and are carrying a stick with them.
"H-Hello, Mr. Dolan, sir," says the child. "How are you?"
"I'm doing just fine, thank you." Dolan says. "Why don't you go stand next to Shima over there." Frisk walks over to Shima and looks up at her.
"Hi there, Frisk" says Shima. She bends down to get on Shima's level. "I'm Shima. Are you nervous?"
"Y-Yes, Miss Shima. I am nervous." explains Frisk. "I'm scared I won't make any friends."
"Aw, it's okay." Coos Shima, "Fear is a normal human emotion commonly caused by entering a new environment. You may be scared at first, but after warming up to your surroundings, your fear should subside."
"…Okay," says a dumbfounded Frisk.
"Now," Dolan announced, "please welcome Amy Rose from the Sonic franchise!"
A pink hedgehog wearing a red dress jumps from her boat. She skips over to Dolan. "Hiya, Dolan!" she giddily chirped, "Will Sonic be here soon?"
"No," Dolan replied, "I'm afraid Sonic won't be here."
"Oh… okay. I'll just have to look at these pictures instead!" She pulled out what seemed like dozens of pictures from her pocket, all of which were of Sonic the Hedgehog. None of them looked like he really wanted to take a photo at the moment.
"Oh. That's… nice? Anyways, our next contestant is Queen Elsa from Frozen!"
A woman wearing a sky blue dress steps from her sailboat. The boat she was on was covered in frost and icicles.
"Hello Dolan. Sorry about your boat. I got a bit nervous coming over here." She apologized.
"That's alright. I'll just have Hellbent melt the ice later." Dolan assured her "Our next contestant is-"
"DEADPOOL!" Shouted a voice from the next boat, causing some contestants to flinch. "That's who it is!" A man wearing a red and black spandex suit leapt from the boat and landed next to Dolan. "How's it going world? I'm Deadpool and I'm here to win this show so I can buy 4 million gumballs!"
"Wait, why would you want that many gumballs?" questioned Al Bundy from the shore, where all of the campers were standing.
"Uh, duh." Deadpool sarcastically replied. "So I can throw them on the ground when people are chasing me. Then they'll slip and fall on their face and it'll be hilarious!"
"Right, sure you will. Next, from Home Alone, we have Kevin McCalister!"
An 8-year old boy walks up to Dolan. He was wearing a blue sweater.
"Hi there, Dolan, it's nice to meet you. I'm Kevin." He offered a hand for Dolan to shake.
"Next, we have
"Nice to meet you, too, Kevin." Dolan responded. "The next contestant is Margo from Despicable Me!"
A young girl steps from her sailboat carefully. He smiles in excitement for what was ahead.
"Hi, Mr. Dolan. Thanks for inviting me to your show!
"You're very welcome. Next, we have Rainbow Dash from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic!"
A cyan Pegasus pony with a rainbow mane shot out of her boat. She flew up into the air and into a loop before plummeting down and landing back on the dock.
"Aww yeah!" she shouted, "I'm awesome!"
"Well, almost," remarked Dolan. "Our next contestant is our youngest we've ever had, and her name is Angel!"
A little girl stepped from her boat. She had blonde hair and wore a pink dress and black jacket. She also carried a stuffed bear with her. She spread her 8 foot long wings and walked casually up to Dolan.
"Hello, Dolan. You're doing very well today."
"Wait, how did you…" Dolan paused "oh yeah, you can read minds. I forgot that. Our next contestant is Raphael from the Ninja Turtles!"
A giant humanoid turtle jumped out of his boat. He took one look at Angel and laughed. "Why do you have a teddy bear with you?" he asked between fits of laughter.
"Her name is Celeste, and she's very special to me."
"Well its freakin' lame." Raphael laughed before slapping himself in the face. "Ow, what the heck?" he exclaimed before slapping himself multiple more times.
"Oh yeah," Dolan remembered. "Angel has mind control too."
"Now stop messing with me and Celeste." Angel scolded.
"Ugh, fine." Raph sighed.
"Anyways," Dolan announced, "next we have Princess Zelda from Hyrule!"
Zelda stepped elegantly from her ship. She was dressed in a purple and white gown, with a tiara perfectly framing her pointed ears and long, brunette hair.
"Salutations, everyone." She called out. "I hope to gain a deep friendship with you all during our experience."
"How elegant," remarked Dolan, "Next we have Death the Kid from Soul Eater."
Kid walked off of his boat, followed by two blonde twin girls. "Ugh," he sighed. "This dock is crooked. I never should have come here."
"Hey, no fair!" exclaimed Deadpool. "How come this kid gets to bring friends?"
"Relax, Deadpool." Dolan assured. "Liz and Patty aren't allowed to help during challenges unless they're in weapon form."
"Weapon form?" asked Yusei, "What's that?"
Liz, the taller twin, stepped forward. "Allow us to show you" she exclaimed. Then she and Patty jumped into the air and transformed into pistols in midair. Death the Kid then caught them and spun them around on his pointer fingers.
The audience was left astounded. Almost every jaw was dropped to the ground.
"Whoa." said a dumbfounded voice.
"Ah, just in time, Double D." said Dolan. Everyone turned and saw a scrawny kid wearing a black cap.
"Salutations, Dolan. I trust that this will be a very valuable experience."
"Likewise, Edd. Our next camper is Annabeth from the Percy Jackson series."
A young blonde girl came out of her sailboat. "Hi, everyone! Hope we can make this fun"
"Our next competitor is Sasha from Attack on Titan."
A teenage girl with brown hair jumped from the front bow of her vessel. She wore a tan jacket with a gray shirt underneath. She also had on a utility belt of some sort.
"Hi," the girl introduced herself, "my name's Sasha. You got any food?"
"There should have been refreshments on the boat." replied Dolan. "Did you not get any?"
"Oh, I did," answered Sasha. "But I ran out."
"How did you do that? Eh, doesn't matter. Next, we have Baldroy from Black Butler."
A man with dirty blonde hair exited the boat. He wore a white chef's outfit and a pair of goggles around his neck. While walking down the dock, he tripped on a loose plank and fell flat on his face.
"Whoa, man, are you okay?" Dolan asked. "That looked like it really hurt."
"Yeah, I'm fine. Thanks for having me here." Baldroy spoke with a deep voice and a heavy British accent.
""Well you're very welcome. Our next guest is Luna Lovegood from Harry Potter."
A girl in a Hogwarts school uniform exits her ship. She has wavy, pale blonde hair and carries a magic wand. "Greetings, all." She begins "May the best of luck be given to you all.
"Our next contestant is Ellen Ripley from Aliens."
A woman with curly black hair arrives to the dock. "Hello, Dolan. I take it this is where our games will be held?"
It is," replied Dolan. "Do you like it?"
"It's okay, so long as no Xenomorphs show up."
"Oh, don't worry about that. Next up is the Miraculous Ladybug herself, Marinette!"
A teenage girl dressed in a ladybug print skintight suit with a matching mask jumps from her sailboat. "Have no fear!" she announces. "Ladybug is here!"
"Next up," Dolan announces, "we have Ruby Rose, hailing from RWBY!"
A teenaged girl with short black hair runs out of her boat. She carries a large robotic scythe on her back. She has on a black and read hooded dress with long sleeves and a short skirt.
"Hi, everybody! Let's have some fun!"
"Hey, you know what?" Kid says turning to Liz and Patty, "That girl's scythe kind of reminds me of Soul"
"I know," replies Liz, "It's kind of strange, actually"
"Our next camper is Ban from Seven Deadly Sins!"
A large, muscled man wearing a red skintight suit slowly strides down the pier. He smirks cockily and cracks his knuckles.
"Alright, make this clear. I'm winning this thing, so if you don't wanna look stupid, you should just leave now."
"Oh yeah?" pipes in Deadpool, "what makes you think that?"
"Well, for starters, I can heal from any injury,"
"What makes that so special?" asked Deadpool, "I can do that. I heal from stab wounds all the time."
"Oh yeah?" replied Ban, "I once had chains stuck through my whole body for 5 straight years, and I just took them out like nothing. Top that"
"Okay, sure. I once sliced of my own flesh and fed it to my starving partner."
"You call that impressive? One time I-"
"Will you two knock it off?!" came a voice from the end of the dock. Everyone turned and looked at the cause of the voice. It was a tall, slender woman with short peach colored hair and a large pearl In the middle of her forehead. "You're clearly scaring those innocent children!"Pearl scolded the two men. This was true, as Frisk, Angel, and Kevin were all cowering behind Baymax's inflated body.
"Do you require medical attention for your described injuries?" Baymax asked robotically.
"Whoops, guess I didn't think of that," admitted Deadpool, "Sorry, kids," he then turned back towards Ban. "We'll continue this later."
"Agreed."
"Thanks for that, Pearl. Our views would have dropped way down if that hadn't stopped,"
"Oh, it was nothing. Not unlike what I got through at home on a daily basis."
"Alrighty then, with that little scuffle out of the way, our next contestant is Samus Aran."
A woman wearing a cyan Bodysuit comes out of her boat. Her blonde hair is tied in a ponytail, and she wears a pair of metal heels.
"Oh, hey, Samus!" Zelda exclaims, "I didn't know you'd be here!"
Samus recognizes her voice. "Zelda? Man, it's been a long time since I've seen you!"
"Yeah, we haven't met since that time on Green Hill Zone," replied Zelda, "with Little Mac and… uh…"
Suddenly another voice is heard. "Seriously, you've already forgotten?" the female sounding voice remarked sarcastically. "It hasn't been that long since I beat you,"
In a flash of light, another woman appears. She has green hair and wears a white robe with red and gold trimming.
"Palutena!" Zelda and Samus shout simultaneously.
"Hey, girls. Didn't expect to see you here. I take it you're doing well?"
"Yes, we are. We were just reminiscing about Smash Brothers tournaments." Zelda replied.
"Ah, Smash Bros. Where we pummel our friends for fun, " Palutena mused, "Can't wait for the next tournament."
"While they catch up," Dolan interrupts, "let me introduce you to Yasutora Sado, our next competitor."
A tall, rugged man steps from his sailboat. He has long, brown hair and tan skin.
"No need to complicate things, amigo," he assures Dolan, "You can call me Chad."
He looks into the crowd of other competitors. "Well, aren't you just the cutest thing!"he exclaims, running up to Rainbow Dash. He then hugs the rainbow pony tightly, causing her to struggle.
"Hey, let go of me will ya?" she shouts, pushing his face away wither hoof.
"You can talk too?!" Chad exclaims, squeezing her even tighter, "You are so adorable!"
As the other campers giggled at the sight of such a large man cuddling with the rainbow Pegasus, Dolan decided to move on to the next camper.
"Alright, our next contestant is Light Yagami." Dolan said with a smile.
A teenage boy with brown hair walks off of his boat. He wears a white dress shirt and a red necktie, and carries a black book in his hands.
"Hello, Dolan," he grunts, "don't try anything funny, alright? This book kills people."
"I'm afraid not, L" replies Dolan, "You see, we have a different God of Death, so that book is null and void."
"What!?" screamed L, causing a few concerned looks from the other campers. "That's ridiculous!" He then pulls an expensive-looking pen out of his pocket and writes something down in his book, which is titled Death Note. After waiting for a while, nothing happened.
"What… no! This is impossible! It can't be!"
"Sorry," Dolan apologized, "but different universes have different rules, and here, you just can't use that book. Anyway, our next contestant is the one and only Luke Skywalker from Star Wars!"
As the legendary Jedi left his boat, wearing his white robe and tan pants, he pulled out his blue lightsaber, and did a few quick practice slashes (making sure not to slice anything up in the process) then put it away and walked up to Dolan.
"Hey, man, how's it going?" the young Jedi asked.
"It's going fine. Chaotic, but pretty fine," was Dolan's reply. "Why don't you stand next to the others while I introduce our next contestant, Propeller Knight!"
A man hovered above the pier towards everyone else using the massive propeller on the top of his head. Additionally, he wore a green suit and a golden mask, which covered his entire face.
Author's Note: Propeller Knight has a French accent, so remember that whenever you read his lines.
"Hello, monsieur. It is a pleasure being here." The knight spoke politely.
"Thank you for coming, Mr. Knight," Dolan responded, "Our next player is King Bowser Koopa from Super Mario Bros."
"Wait what?" asked Zelda, now growing worried.
Suddenly, loud metal music started playing. Smoke started pouring from the next boat, and a deep grumbly voice was heard that said one thing:
"SHOWTIME!"
A large turtle-like creature jumped out of the boat and landed on the dock with a loud thud. He had large horns, teeth, and sharp spikes covering his green shell.
"Alright, losers. Bowser's here, so bow down to the king!" Bowser triumphantly shouted. Then the music stopped and the boat behind him sped off. Bowser got a shocked look on his face as he realized something important.
"Hey! My boom box!" He turned around. "Bring that back, you stupid jerk!" he screamed at the anonymous boat captain while Zelda, Samus and Palutena face palmed.
"Ugh, not this joker," Samus sighed. "It's bad enough he has to come to every Smash tournament. Now we have to deal with him here too?"
"What's so bad about him?" asked Amy Rose, who had joined their conversation. "If he was that annoying, Sonic would have mentioned him to me."
"Sonic just agrees with Bowser because they have so much in common, like having spikes on their backs and being Mario's rival," replied Zelda. "But we know how bad he is since we're all friends with Princess Peach, who he keeps kidnapping." She shot a glare at Bowser with that last part, which intrigued Bowser.
"Aw, come on baby, don't be jealous," Bowser said with a smirk. "Maybe I'll show up at your castle sometime and kidnap you for once."
"If you even think about that, I'll have Link slice your head clean off." Zelda retorted angrily.
"Ugh. Point taken," replied the Koopa king.
"Our next contestant is RJ from Power Rangers: Jungle Force!" announced Dolan.
A man in a purple costume that resembled a wolf stepped from his sailboat. He looked very muscular, yet wise, and he removed his helmet to reveal a head of thick, wavy hair.
"I am Robert James, the Purple Wolf Ranger!" the man yelled. "All evil will be stopped by Rangers such as me!"
"Alright, calm down," Dolan moaned. "Let's just move on to Cyborg from Teen Titans!"
A mostly-robotic man jumps from his ship. The only human part of him was his head, which was black-skinned, and his metallic body was colored silver and blue.
"Booyah!" Cyborg yelled, causing Dolan to flinch.
"Gah! Will you people stop yelling? I'm getting a head ache!" Dolan yelled (rather hypocritically.) "Let's just move on to our last contestant, Sasuke from Naruto.
A black-haired young ninja calmly walked off of his boat. He wore gray and navy blue. He went wide-eyed at the collection of campers before him.
"I have no clue what is happening right now," spoke the ninja.
"Okay," said Dolan, "All of our campers are here. Who will the first camper to leave be? What will be the first challenge? And who will be on whose teams? We'll find out after the break on Total. Drama. Planet Dolan Edition!... Ow, my head."
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Hey, everyone! Vgpuppybot here! Thank you all so much for reading! Keep in mind that I'm going on minimal information with some of these characters, so if I butchered a favorite character of yours, please kindly let me know in a review! In fact, any constructive criticism would be greatly appreciated!
Next chapter will see our teams get formed, as well as the first challenge. For the record, most chapters will be in only one part, rather than two. This chapter has two parts because I knew the intros would take forever. Also, I have plans to introduce a series of side stories called Tales from Loser Island. It will follow the lives of the eliminated competitors so I won't have to stop writing about some fan favorite characters.
Lastly, if you guys have any challenge ideas, I would highly recommend you let me know about them. Each challenge will be based on a different series not already represented. I have the first few in mind, but I might need more soon, so please send them in!
