Why Liechtenstein is Awesome
She's so cute! Like a little angel. CLUE PHONE, BITCH! It's ringing! This beautiful nation is a mastermind. An effing genius. No one dares do anything to her. Not only is her brother Switzerland, she has a better shot to boot! On the outside she is adorable. On the inside she is a badass killing machine who doesn't take shit from anyone. She doesn't need anyone, shit she isn't even a part of the European Union!
This adorable little nation was part of HRE. Yes, THE HRE! If that doesn't demand respect, I suggest you leave now before you end up with a gun shoved up your ass. When the first World War came around, she was all like I'm not going to deal with THAT shit. And started the trend of neutrality. Big bro Swiss joined her after WWI and both proceeded their reign of neutrality.
Liechtenstein's adorableness is her greatest weapon. No one expects her to do anything, but in battle, she is like Canada. Her small size makes it that much easier to slowly destroy the enemy from the inside. Remember, like Canada, she looks harmless, but you want her as an ally. TRUST ME!With all her connections, she doesn't even need a military. No military, and still going strong!
Liechtenstein is THRIVING! She may be small, but she is one of the richest countries. You want a job? Liechtenstein has one of the lowest unemployment rates in the world. Get off your lazy asses make some money people! HOLY SHIT! There are more companies than people! Can you say BIG BUSINESS!? These people know how to make some cash. Not to mention, people in Liechtenstein are SMART! The literacy rate is 100%. This means EVERY FLIPPING PERSON CAN READ! Hell, the education system in Liechtenstein is 10th best IN THE WORLD! It's in THE TOP 10!
Liechtenstein has one of the lowest crime rates in the world. That's because you don't steal shit from Liechtenstein! It's unthinkable! Hardly any inmates are in prisons. Citizens of Liechtenstein know better than to steal in their country. Fear is the best way of rule. Don't mess with Liechtenstein, unless you want every German speaking country after your blood! BOW DOWN TO THE PRINCIPALITY OF LIECHTENSTEIN!
A/N: I know this chapter is ridiculously short, but I tried to put in as much information as I could! I guess a small chapter is for a small country! :3 I hope I made up for my shortness and long wait by releasing 2 chapters! I love all my reviewers! Next is Romano! (South Italy!) Review for the countries you want to see next! BYE!
Manga-neko signing out! :D
