A/n from jessica: ok apparently i gotta take over this story cause kirbeys a lazy bum...lemme tell u somethin friend: just cause u get to go party in florida while the rest of is have to stay here SO does not mean you get to laze out on your stories! but like the good lil doormat i am, i was forced to update...so you guys better like it. also: this was my attempt at being funny, i TOLD her i cant do this...but NOOOOOO we gotta make jess write outta her comfort zone!

DISCLAIMER: we dont own wwe, legacy, punk, any of tht good stuff...tho we all know i wish we did...


"You Guys!" Cody yelled through the door, causing Serena and Gallows to cringe, yet again. "Do you guys have any water? I'm thirsty!"

Serena stood from her place at guarding the door, opening it to their prisoner's room. "No! Now please be quiet!"

Serena slammed the door, sliding down the wall with her head in her hands.

"Well FINE!" Cody screamed, "BE THAT WAY! You just WAIT till' Randy and Ted get here!"

Cody sighed, laying his head back down against the table.

This seriously wasn't fun anymore. Punk was a total jerk, he was now tied to a table, and now he was about to get raped! Plus he hadn't even gotten his comic! That asshole...He just really hoped that Randy and Ted would come save him...


"Randy you sure you know where you're going?"

"YES Ted! I know where I'm going." Randy answered Ted for the millionth time.

"I'm sorry!" Ted yelled, "I'm just really afraid Randy-what if we don't make it to Cody in time?"

Randy sighed, subconsciously pressing his foot harder on the gas pedal, "We'll get there in time Teddy, don't worry."


Punk smiled, pulling up to the abandoned warehouse. He was pretty pleased with himself. He had unwavering support from his straight-edge society, two people who would do WHATEVER he asked...he had the use of this old warehouse, a place where no one would ever come looking...and he had the company of his new pet, Cody Rhodes, who would be with him forever, now that he was away from Orton and the million dollar brat.

He smirked evilly, walking the graveled path to the front door, carrying the little black bag he used on Smackdown to shave the head of those who needed straight edge in their lives. Not only would Cody now belong to him, but he would without anymore poisons ever being put into his beautiful body.

Punk opened the door, making his way into the musky, old building. After a while he'd definitely have to move Cody to his home in Chicago; this place was nasty.

"Serena? Luke?" Punk yelled, making his way up the long, winding staircase. "I'm back!"

"Hello Punk." Serena said, picking herself off the floor. "Thank God you're back."

"Why?" Punk asked, handing the little black bag to Luke for later. "He didn't try to get away or anything did he?"

"Worse." Gallows sighed, making his way to the room down the hall reserved for he and Serena.

"IS THAT PUNK?" Cody screamed through the door, startling Punk and Serena, "You better tell him to let me go!"

Serena shut her eyes, reaching up to run a hand across her shaved head, "Punk is this really a wise thing to be doing? I mean, Orton will KILL us if he finds this place, and Rhodes doesn't seem to be everything you said he was..."

Punk shook his head, cutting her off, "No Serena, trust me. No one will ever find this place. Don't worry."

Serena nodded, completely trusting her leader. Punk shooed her down the hall, leaving him to deal with Cody all alone...


"Randy can't you go faster?" Ted said, wringing his hands together nervously.

"Ted, if I go any faster I'll be breaking the speed limit." Randy said, as calmly as he could manage give the situation. "Do you wanna' go to jail?"

"No! But, I-Randy I'm really scared! What if he does something to Cody? What if he wants to touch his private parts! You said that only me and you were allowed to and if-"

"Ted! TED!" Randy yelled, shaking Ted out of his nervous rambling. "Ok Ted how bout this? Distract yourself; it'll take us maybe ten more minutes to get there, why don't you tell me a story or something...about Cody?"

"Umm..okay." Ted said, leaning back into the seat. "Well, this one time, me and Cody were messing around in the ring...just play-fighting and stuff, when Edge came down the ramp and started talking to us."

"Uh-huh..." Randy said, trying to get Teddy to continue; it was better if he stopped worrying so Randy could focus on getting Cody back.

"Yeah and so he was just talking and stuff...bein nice and telling us how we could fix our moves. And then he just, like snapped and started backing us into the corner, saying how he thought we were pretty and how much he liked us..."

"Yeah..." Randy said, his eyes narrowing. It seems that he'd have to pay Copeland a visit after he finished with Punk.

"Right so, he just kept saying stuff like that...Like how much he'd like us to go back to his hotel room after the show...I tried to tell him we stay with you, but he kept on insisting...just telling us that we really should go back with him."

Randy wasn't liking this story very much. He normally had to swat guys away left and right who wanted at his boys, but he had no idea it was this many people. He'd definitely have to keep a closer eye on them now.

"But then I remembered what you said about Edge and how mean he was to you. So I told him to leave cause' I knew that you wouldn't like it very much...But he wouldn't, and Cody didn't understand that he wasn't a nice person, cause' you know he thinks everyone is..." Ted said, turning to lean the window so he could face Randy.

Randy nodded to keep him going, they were almost there...The warehouse district wasn't too far now...

"...So I asked him nicely, like you always say to, and when he wouldn't leave again I..well..."

"What Teddy?" Randy said, looking from the road to Ted.

"I kinda beat him up.." Ted said sheepishly, looking down at his lap. "I know I shouldn't have Randy, I know! But he kept staring at Cody all weird and I had to something...I mean, what if he wanted to rape him or something?"

Randy smiled, causing Ted to stop rambling, "It's ok Ted, you did good. You protected Cody like you're s'posed to. You did what you thought you should, and saved Cody. Don't worry, babe."

"Randy?" Ted asked, shifting to lean his weight on Randy.

"Hmm?"

"What if we can't save Cody now?"


Punk smirked, loving the fear he saw in Cody's eyes. "What's a matter Cody? Not so big and bad when I'm the one in here, huh?"

Cody turned to face Punk, who was circling him like a predator. "Please...just lemme go! I don't wanna be here anymore. I want Randy."

"Hmm..that's too bad Cody." Punk said, adjusting Cody's binds so he could reach him easier. "You can't have Randy, because you and I are going to have a lot of fun together..."

Cody tensed as Punk ran his hand down his stomach, sliding down further to tease the area around Cody's entrance. "...A lot of fun..."

Serena sighed as she moved away from eavesdropping on what her straight-edge leader was doing. She personally didn't see his value, but if Punk wanted to him, she'd definitely do whatever it took to ensure that Rhodes was his.

The sound of a car's tires on gravel tore Serena from her reverie. Damn! This place was supposed to be secluded! That was the entire allure of it. Making her way towards the front windows, she peered out, freezing when she saw Randy Orton marching towards the door with a purpose.

Running upstairs quickly, she banged on the door to Punk's room loudly, trying desperately to warn him of what was coming.

Punk growled, stopping himself from removing his clothes to glare at the door. "Be right back angel..." He said, giving Cody a quick kiss on the lips as he parted.

"What?" Punk said, stepping into the hallway to face Serena.

"Punk! Orton's here! He-"

Serena jumped as Randy bust through the front door, causing it to crash to the ground loudly.

"PUNK!" Randy yelled, scanning the lower level of the warehouse quickly, "Where are you?"

"Shit..." Punk muttered, running a hand through his dark locks. "Ok. Serena go get Luke. Get him to deal with Orton while I get Cody. You go out the back and start up the car ok?"

Serena nodded, running down the hallway to get her fellow SES member.

Punk ran back into his room, flinching as he clearly heard Randy shouting from downstairs as he tore through the place. "Ok Cody, time to leave."

"What? Why?" Cody asked, struggling while Punk removed his ropes and dressed him quickly, leaving only the binds on his wrists. "Is Randy here?" RAND-!"

"Shut up!" Punk yelled, slapping his hand over Cody's mouth.

Punk listened quietly, waiting for any inclination that Randy was gonna come kill him, hearing only his and Cody's heavy breathing.

Punk sighed as he heard the obvious sounds of a fight, glad that Luke had finally put himself to good use. "Let's go Cody..."

"Wait, no!" Cody said, struggling as Punk attempted to pull Cody out of the room after the noise outside stopped. "RANDY! RANDY!"

Punk smiled, pulling a resisting Cody through the door, looking around to see if Randy had indeed been taken out.

"Come on, Cody. It'll be fun...you can be straight edge too! No drinking or smoking..." Punk said pulling them to the back of the warehouse, towards the exit. "We'll still have promiscuous sex, but that's...o..k..."

Punk trailed off, freezing, as he locked eyes with Randy Orton, visibly seething and blocking their only exit.

He looked around, wondering where his backup was, when Randy laughed. "Looking for Gallows? Please Punk have a little more faith in me...he was almost too easy."

Punk looked from Randy to the door, wondering if he could make run for it if he dropped Cody. "No way..." Randy said, reading his thoughts, "Just give it up..."

Punk growled, dropping Cody in favor of his escape, making a break for the exit. Randy beat him to it, crashing his fist in Punk's face, busting his lip open.

Mounting Punk, he hammered more blows to his face, pushing off once Punk was knocked out and his anger was sated.

Randy turned around, making his way to Cody who was sitting on the ground, trying in vain to remove the ropes around his hands.

"Here ya' go, Coddles..." Randy said, removing the last of the ropes from around Cody's wrists, kissing them as he did.

"Where's Teddy?" Cody asked, looking around frantically for his other lover.

Randy nodded to behind Cody, revealing Ted standing near the room's entrance, looking shyly at the scene in front of him.

"Teddy?" Cody asked, taking hesitant steps toward his partner, "What's a matter? I'm ok! It's all right now!"

Ted smiled wide, relieved that nothing had happened to Cody, and threw his arms open, Cody running into them immediately. "I was...so..scared!" Ted said, kissing Cody between words. "I'm SO sorry Codes; I never shoulda let you go off with him!"

"No Teddy, it was my fault; I was so stupid!" Cody said, kissing back as Ted sat him on the ground. "I have to listen to you and Randy all the time now."

"Come on boys..." Randy said, taking hold of each of his lovers' hands. "Let's get out of here..."


A/n from Jess: ok theres smex in the next chapter just so u know...cody has to thank them! haha yay!

A/n from Kirbey: Aight so I quit in the middle of a story, so sue me! but luckily for you people we have two people so here is my first attempt to ween Jessica on to writing comedy so she can take over writing my stories.