Invasion of the OCs
Episode 1: Ick
Chapter 3
ICK BELONGS TO PROWLZGRRLIE OF DEVIANTART
"wait! HEY! WHAT IS THIS!" Ick said, trying to get the collar off.
"its a collar. It'll decapatate you if you try to leave." Sizzlorr snickered and threw her behind the counter along with me. I rubbed my head and got up.
"Ick! WHY'D YOU DO THAT?" I asked demanding an answer.
"Because i couldnt see you treated that way. I needed to stand up for you!" she said.
"yes, well thats a nice and touching thing and all, but now how am I supposed to get out of here?" I yelled.
"I have an idea..." Ick got up and set herself on fire. The collar melted off.
"WHAT THE?" Sizzlorr stared at her in disbelief and she tackled him again. Sizzlorr screamed, she was a lot stronger than she looked.
"GET OFF!" He threw her off, but immediatly she jumped back onto him.
"YOU JERK! IF YOU EVER TOUCH ME AGAIN I'LL KILL YOU!"
"IM TOUCHING YOU NOW!" Sizzlorr screamed. Ick grabbed some random gun out of one of the customers pockets and shot it at him, turning him into a tiny small frog-like creature. I stared at her in disbelief.
"Well... that was... uh... unexpected." I said staring at the new Sizzlorr. "Hey! IM TALLER THAN HE IS NOW!" I smiled widely and kicked him into a wall. He squeeked and called out to his guards.
"YES MASTER SIZZLO- h-hey!" One of the guards burst out laughing. "Lookit him! Hes so tiny and short!"
Another one crouched down on the floor getting as close to it as possible. "Can you guess who I am?"
"uhhh... Zim?"
"NO, IDIOT! IM SIZZLORR!" He said, smacking the other with a rifle on the head.
"Ow, Frank! That really hurt man."
"Oh god. You okay?" The second one said rubbing his friends head.
During all this pointless...ness Ick hacked into the main system of the resturaunt disabling the collars and turning off the security. We ran out with not a second to spare.
"Dude... i think im oka-"
"HEY! GET UP! THEYRE GETTING AWAY!" Sizzlorr screamed in his now highpitched voice and jumped onto one of the guards shoulders.
"ILL KILL YOU IF YOU DONT GO AFTER THEM!" he said, figuring if this line (said by Ick) worked on him, it would work on the guards. They just laughed, but figuring this was a way they could possibly up their salary, they started after us.
I jumped into a cab, dragging Ick inside with me, then started it up and flew off. For the first five seconds, it was smooth sailing... but then...
"Whew. That was a really close on-WAUGH!" We immediatly crashed into a nearby planet. I got out of the now busted cab and stumbled around for a bit.
"Wow... uh... that was torturous..." I said. Another ship landed right near us, and I suspected it to be the guards, so I grabbed Ick and threw her into a bush while jumping into it as well. We both peeked out, staring at the guards that came out. One of them was laughing loudly, of course it was the one with Sizzlorr on his shoulder.
"Duuuuude! I can totally hear him breathing in my eeeaaarrr!" He laughed.
"Dude! YOU TOTALLY DONT HAVE AN EEEEAAAARRRR!" The other one said.
"oh yeeeaaaaaa!"
"What are you morons doing? LOOK AROUND AND SCAN THE AREA!" Sizzlorr yelled as loud as he could.
"Dude. If I totally had an ear, it would be bleeding!" The first guard complained.
"JUST LOOK AROUND!" Sizzlorr smacked the guard.
"Okay, man! FINE!" The guards took out scanners to... scan... the area for life.
"Dont worry... we'll get out of here somehow..." I whispered to Ick. "Just remain calm and everything will be fi- OMIGOSH WHAT THE HECK IS THAT THING?" I yelled, staring at something on the ground.
"Thats a bunny..." She said, but my screaming attracted the guards attention and they came after us. Ick grabbed my arm and led me away from them.
"WIMP!" She said, and flicked me in the head.
"Whatever! LETS GET OUT OF HERE! BUT HOW?" I yelled.
"Oh! Lets use their ship, this way theyre stranded!" Ick said, immediatly coming up with the idea.
"Excellent plan." I snuck around the guards with Ick behind me and tiptoed onto the ship.
"We totally lost track of them!" One guard said.
"Ugh! YOU MORONS! Lets get back to the ship." Sizzlorr demanded to them.
"Uggghhhh. Fiiiine!" That guard said and carried Sizzlorr towards the ship.
I was busy hotwiring the voot, and when I did, we took off. Even though we didnt see at the moment, Sizzlorr was riding along with us on the back of it. He opened the door and immediatly took us out.
2 HOURS LATER ON FOODCOURTIA
"Hey! I have a plan to get us out of here for the second time!" I said. Ick stared at me sadly.
"Whats the point? Im just another failure..." She looked at the ground.
"W-what? Dont give up! I have to get back to my mission! And I need you to be my appre- eh... i mean... you cant just give up on yourself like that! Theres... stuff you havent done yet!"
Ick just moaned and tossed to her side. I was in trouble.
