A/N: This chapter was really odd to write. Still it is kind of fun for me so I don't mind. Warning: there are many 'Caps Lock' sentences in this chapter. Human speech is normal, pokemon speech is italics.

Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon or any characters from Pokemon. I don't own the "Valzoa" from Aedis Eclipse, although I have used some of his traits for my own character. I do not own the chaos emeralds from Sonic the Hedgehog or any Sonic character. However, I have altered the purpose and powers of chaos emeralds to suit my fanfiction stories. I do own Valzoa (the pikachu), Blitz, Muragal, Mura, Damien, Paul (the Palkia), and the chaos badge.

Legendary Interference

Palkia's POV.

Man, this sucks. I've looked for hours around this forest but I still haven't found any trace of whatever Archie was talking about. True, I did take a nap for a little while, but I'm sure I would have felt something wake me up if it caused some sort of dimensional distortion. After all, that is my supposed job.

Wait, why am I awake? I planned to sleep for another hour or so. Hmm, maybe its…

"IT'S COMING FROM OVER THERE!" I clamp my mouth shut. Man, why did I yell that out loud? I rush towards the source of disturbance. Of course, the trees of this forest are NOT helping. Why couldn't it have come from a field or something?

I hide behind a rather thick tree and peer at the sight before my eyes. It looks like a pikachu and a charizard exited from a pillar of light. The lights faded and the distortions disappeared! I think I'll listen in to their conversation.

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Blitz's POV

I know he's told me this many times before but I just had to ask him again. "So for that whole month we've been training in the dojo, only a day has past here?" I just couldn't believe it.

"Yep, that's right Blitz. Hard to believe I know, but it's the truth. It was a great training experience for you as well. You've grown in such a short time! So, did you have fun training with Muragal on those few days?" I give him a big grin.

Muragal, such an amazing charizard. He changed the way I looked at fire forever. "Yes he did Brother. He helped me discover my eternal flame and taught me how to swim in water. He even tried to show me how to use ice attacks." When I first saw him, I was shocked at how weak his tail flame was. Then he started swimming in water for me, and I feared for his life because his tail fire went out. He later explained that when one has found their eternal flame, they no longer need the flames on their tail to be lit in order to survive.

He completely lost me when he told me how to do ice attacks. A charizard that knows ice attacks? If I hadn't seen Muragal I would have never believed it. Brother speaks again.

"Oh yeah, I've been practicing on how to use ice attacks with the Fire Soul Muragal gave me. Let me tell you, the secret is very tricky. You have to invert fire's power so that instead of heat radiating out from you, you must absorb the heat from a target. This mimics moves such as blizzard and ice beam." How the hell you invert something in the first place is beyond me. The amazing thing is that Muragal actually knows how to do it now without chaos energy assistance.

"Oh yeah, I also got to meet his son Mura, and Mura's friend Damien." Like father, like son; both are extremely powerful charizards. Damien might be a human, but when he dons his scyther costume his skills of swordsmanship is unmatched.

"Ah yeah, the two boys. Ok, next time we go back for more training I'll introduce you to my family eh Blitz?" I nod joyfully. "That would be great! I can't wait to meet your family Brother."

Brother then puts a paw to his chin and thinks. "Hmm, oh did you happen to meet the only legendary pokemon who's a student at the university?" I nod my head, "Yeah he even gave me a copy of his elemental soul crystal. What does that mean?"

"It means that, like me, he trusts you enough to give you the ability to use his signature attack. As well as-."

Just then we hear a crash and turn around to see Palkia cringing sheepishly behind a fallen tree.

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Palkia's POV

Okay first, I did not knock the tree down. The breeze knocked it over… really...

Second, what the hell? Charizards knowing ice attacks? Did I hear them correctly?

Eh, no matter. Arceus told me to investigate the disturbances, so I might as well confront them.

I know! I'll use my powerful Lord of Space voice!

"MORTALS! HOW DARE YOU DISTORT THE BARRIERS BETWEEN DIMENSIONS!" All right! I've got the charizard cringing in fear! But why is that pikachu looking at me annoyed?

"YOU ARE-."

"YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SPEAK IN CAPITAL LETTERS! USE LOWER CASE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE WHY DON'T CHA?" Holy… that pikachu spoke in a 'Lord' voice like me!

"EH? WHAT, I mean… um-ok fine. Still, I was sent by Arceus in order to discover the disturbances in the dimension." Man, that ended up kind of lame.

The pikachu sighs and answers, "Yeah, we caused that. Whenever we transfer into or out of this world we create a minor dimensional disturbance. But not to worry the disturbance isn't harmful to your dimension and it won't cause any lasting effects, if any." Oh come on, now this pikachu is talking like it's the Lord of Space. I decide that my claim as a legendary is a stake.

"Oh really, well that's nice to know. But who are you to talk to me in such a way? I am Palkia the Lord of Space and you shall respect me!" Hmm, maybe I should have used my Lord voice for that, but then he'd start yelling at me again.

"I am showing you respect, fool. I am Valzoa, Lord of Thunder, and I give you the same respect that I give anyone. Don't expect me to fawn over you for your enjoyment!" The charizard whispers to him, "Brother, maybe you shouldn't make him so angry yeah? He's still a legendary." The pikachu just shrugs.

I don't know what to feel at the moment. I want to correct him, but I also want to show him I'm not a fool either. "I don't expect pokemon to fawn over me, that just isn't right. But I take offense to you calling me a fool. I'm not a fool." The pikachu winces a little and apologizes, "Oh sorry, I didn't mean to call you a fool; I was a little upset."

I sniff, "Apology accepted." The pikachu nods as well then smiles up at me. "Thank you. Hey do you want to be our friend? I could show you all the tricks with dimensions we do!"

I'm still a little miffed but hey, that sounds like fun. I grin at him. "Sure that sounds great-."

"PALKIA, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH THE MORTALS?!" My face probably dropped to unhappy. Aw man, Dialga's mad at me. Why's she here anyways?

I turn to face her, "Hey calm down Dialga, I'm in the middle of investigating the dimensional disturbances like Archie told me to." I shrug at her, but she still looks pretty angry.

"FOOL! IT'S ARCEUS! NOT ARCHIE, AND WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE SOME MORTAL? YOU ARE A LORD!" I can feel a sweat drop forming. I also hear the pikachu muttering under his breath, "Great, a high-born legendary. Just what we need." Luckily Dialga was too angry to hear that sarcastic statement of his.

Part of me begins to wonder if any wild pokemon are watching this. Then I realize they probably fled as soon as they heard my voice. Or after I knocked down a few trees. Wait, I meant the wind! Yes the wind knocked the trees down, eheheh… Still, Dialga's knocking down a lot more trees than the wind did, with that lecturer's pacing of hers. In fact, it looks like we made a little clearing in this forest.

"YOU'RE AN EMBARRASSMENT TO LEGENDARIES EVERYWHERE! ONLY ARCEUS KNOWS WHY SHE CREATED SUCH A USELESS MORON LIKE YOU!" Man, does she ever say anything new? Why does she always try to put me down anyways? What makes her so much better? I'm a dragon too damn it, and if she doesn't stop lecturing me now I'm going to prove it! I open my mouth to defend myself, but I'm interrupted this time by the pikachu.

"STOP YELLING AT MY FRIEND! HE ISN'T USELESS, HE'S GREAT!" That has got to be the coolest thing ever, a pikachu using a Lord voice. Oh… and he called me his friend? No one's really been my friend before. I mean sure there are pokemon that worship the ground I walk on like that charizard over there, but no one has ever defended me like a friend before. Although now I feel sorry for him because he just attraced Dialga's wrath.

"YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF NERVE SPEAKING TO THE LORD OF TIME LIKE THAT! PERHAPS I SHOULD THRASH YOU TO SHOW YOU SOME RESPECT!" Sorry Dialga but I don't think that's going to work. My friend here…uh…Valzoa? Yeah, Valzoa isn't phased by the 'Lord' voice.

"OH HO! YOU UP FOR A POKEMON BATTLE THEN? FINE, IF I WIN YOU LEAVE US AND PALKIA ALONE. IF YOU WIN, YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WERE GOING TO DO BEFORE." I have to admit, Valzoa's got guts taking on Dialga. Still, there's no way he could possibly win. I mean he's an electric type. Dragon's aren't weak against electricity.

I watch as Valzoa turns to the charizard. "Hey Blitz, just sync up with me and stay out of the fight ok? I probably will need help, but the power boost from your sync should be good enough." The charizard nods nervously, "Okay, sure thing brother. But be careful I think our sync is only at 10 percent for this fight." Sync? Power boost?

Well, it should be a short battle. But I have to hand it to Valzoa, he's trying his best to defend me. Valzoa and Dialga face off against each other while Blitz and me stand off to the side to watch.

"WELL MORTAL, WHY DON'T YOU MAKE THE FIRST MOVE? IT WILL BE THE LAST MOVE YOU MAKE!" Valzoa nods then shouts, "Earth Shatter!" A humongous bolt of lightning strikes the ground in front of Dialga. At first I thought he missed, but then a pillar of earth rises from the ground and strikes Dialga hard in the chest. He managed to turn an electric attack into a ground type; man this guy is full of surprises.

Dialga just glares at him, "HOW DARE YOU! DRAGON CLAW!" Dialga's reaches over to swipe Valzoa viciously. Valzoa merely jumps onto her leg and rushes up to volt tackle her head. Ow, that just has to hurt. Yet, Valzoa looks just fine still. Maybe I underestimated him, but if Dialga uses her trademark attack then its over for him.

"ROAR OF TIME!" A gigantic beam of dragon energy rushes towards Valzoa. Great he's done for. "Thor's Shield!" Another one of them humongous thunderbolts comes from the sky and strikes the beam, redirecting most of it harmlessly into the atmosphere. However, some of the beam's energies still hit Valzoa who seemed to take some damage from it.

Valzoa uses Dialga's recharge time in order to jump into the air and… make his tail glow pink?

"Chaos powered: SPACIAL REND!" The hell? That's my move! How'd he learn it? He brings his tail down in a slashing motion and releases the energy at Dialga, who's still recharging from her move. It connects with her, but seems to do minimum damage. Not bad for an amateur, I remember back when I was younger that my spacial rend used to be that weak.

The pikachu looks annoyed. "Darn, without a copy of Palkia's elemental soul I can't perform the move 100 percent correctly. That attack was only at half power." My elemental soul? He needs it in order to perform the attack at full power? Boy I sure hope he wins. I'd love to learn more of all this cool stuff.

"HAH! WHAT WAS THAT? A BREEZE? AURA SPHERE!" The ball of energy blasts into Valzoa, and I worry that he may lose for sure now. But as the dust fades I notice that the pikachu begins to glow yellow. He then jumps into the air and… evolves?!

The yellow shape begins to grow and solidify into… a yellow lugia?! Man, now I really want to know how this one pikachu is able to break all the known rules of the pokemon universe. The lugia begins to speak.

"It's time for me to end this, prepare yourself."

"ROAR OF TIME!"

"Legendary Soul activate: Thunder empowered Aeroblast!" When the two beams clashed with each other, the Aeroblast managed to push the Roar of Time back towards Dialga. The massive explosion that resulted ended up knocking Dialga out! The lugia then glowed yellow once again and reverted back into a pikachu.

I think I sweatdropped at the conclusion to this fight. Not even the Lugia I know could pull off an Aeroblast that powerful. Does that mean he has a Lugia's elemental soul? Valzoa looked at both of us with his paws on his hips.

"What's with you guys? I've told you both before that I am a Lord of Thunder. You didn't believe me?" The charizard next to me shuffles his feet a little. "I knew you could do it, Brother, I just didn't expect you to use so many illegal moves." Illegal moves?

Valzoa rolls his eyes, "I think against legendaries any move is legal, Blitz. Just be glad I didn't use forbidden techs on her. Now THAT would attract attention we don't want for sure." Forbidden techs? What the heck?

Oh, now that I think about it I should thank him. "Hey, Valzoa." He turns to me and tilts his head inquiringly. "I uh, just wanted to say thanks for defending my honor. And for uh, being… my friend. Uh yeah…" There was an itch on the back of my head that I just had to scratch.

"Of course Palkia, I'll always defend anyone who's my friend. Speaking of which, here have this chaos badge." He hands me a shiny multicolored badge that suddenly disappears. I see rainbow lights radiating from the pearls on my shoulders for a bit before they disappear. "These badges are part of the reason I could change into Lugia, as well as attempt to pull off a spacial rend. They have many different abilities."

"Wow, cool thanks!" I may have originally wanted to just go back and report so that I could go home, but this was just too cool to pass up. I heard Dialga stirring in the background.

"Hey Dialga! Could you do me a favor? Tell Archie that I investigated the dimensional disturbances and that she has nothing to worry about. I even made some friends along the way!" She groans but is unable to move. Valzoa walks up to her, "Hey that was a pretty great battle huh?" She just glares at him, and he just shrugs.

He faces the two of us. "Well, no offense but I think we'll kind of stick out in the cities as pokemon. So let's put on our human costumes and move out! Here, Palkia I'll show you how to do it."

It took a few embarrassing moments, but eventually the three of us ended up in human disguise. And here I thought only Arceus could pull something like this off. Valzoa turns to me, "So, what do we call you? We can't call you Palkia where humans can hear."

I thought for a moment and shrugged. "Just call me Paul then."

Before we left Valzoa went to go pat Dialga on the head, wishing that she'd feel better soon. Dialga growled menacingly.

As the three of us left the forest I remembered my other mission. I turned to my new friends. "Oh yeah, while we're traveling can you help me look for Latias and Rayquaza? Arcues hasn't heard from them in a long while and it getting worried." Valzoa and Blitz nod.

"Oh yeah, we might not have said it before but we're on a mission to defeat Ash Ketchum before he can become a pokemon master. Want to help?" Well, I don't like fighting that much. Still if a human has the audacity to call himself a pokemon master I wouldn't mind putting them in their place.

"Sure, I can help while looking for the others."

"Wonderful! Hey good news Blitz! You have a new training partner!" Blitz walks up to me.

"Well then, Paul. I look forward to training with you. I do hope you don't find me unworthy." Is that hero worship I hear in his tone? Wait, I can read his emotions now?

"I'm sure you'll be a fine partner, especially if you can do half the things Valzoa can. And another thing you don't have to be so humble around me, we're friends so just act normal."

Blitz looks at me in a bit of shock. Then he smiles, "Wow, thanks Paul. You know this is like a dream come true for me. I've met my best friend again and now I'm friends with a legendary dragon!"

Valzoa turns to us, "Well then, we'd better head back to the training dojo. And now you'll get to see our dimensional distortions first hand Paul!"

Odd pillars of white light engulf us and the world disappears.

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Valzoa's Hidden Recorder on Dialga's head POV. Hall of Origin.

"And then he went off with that freakish pikachu and charizard! Seriously Arceus that pikachu is a monster!"

"It appears that Palkia has taken far more interest in this than I originally expected. This is a good thing, then we can learn more about them and their purpose here."

"But with all that destructive power they could do horrible things Arceus."

"Ah, Dialga. I think you're just upset that a pikachu managed to defeat you in battle. I think it would be best if you did some training for a while."

"…yes Arceus."

"I don't really have time to examine their lives. If Palkia has volunteered to do it of his own accord then I shall allow it. It might actually be good for him to make some friends."

"…I suppose so…"

"What I'm more worried about is the condition of Latias and Rayquaza. Lugia has picked up their trail, but hasn't had any luck yet. Anyways, you are dismissed Dialga."

"Thank you Arceus."

"Oh wait, what is that object on your head?"

"On my head? … DAMN THAT PIKACHU TO HELL!"

-End Transmission-

A/N: Yes, Valzoa is supposed to be that over-powered. Forbidden techs have a 95 percent fatality rate on the target. Valzoa's forbidden tech is known as 'Godzap' although he also knows the non-lethal version of that technique. Illegal moves are any attacks that have not been officiated by the Pokemon League.

Three more partners to go. I will not be writing chapters of just training in the training dojo. I think that would be mostly filler. If one day I choose to write about it, it will be under a different story title. Instead a brief summary of what happened may be included.