Here's me trying to escape from the worst writer's block I've EVER had, so hopefully this helps a bit. Hope you like this chapter. Seemed like the easiest thing to come back into writing with to start.
Disclaimer: Ed would rather own me than have me own him, unless I gave him chocolate every day as a condition of letting me own him, which I can't afford, so I can't say I own him. Sorry guys!
June 31st, from the mysterious year that no one knows. So mysterious that June 31st actually exists. It's an amazing year, with an amazing journal, enslaved to an amazing penguin god.
Slavery is something no one can escape. It is just part of the human condition. We were meant to be slaves, as any human knows. That is all we're good for, being the brawn and letting someone else think for us. Why do you think we all have bosses we subjugate to?
But we can choose our slave master, and I have chosen The Penguin. Such a better choice than those unfortunate souls who have chosen The Pelican as their master. They have no idea what they're getting into. The Pelican promises unlimited angry fish, and then eats it all himself and wonders why his slaves are so upset with them. He never learns, just does it again and again. And then he steals fish from The Penguin, which makes The Penguin run short on fish too, so the Great Penguin is also unable to dispense fish to his followers, but we forgive him this problem, knowing that The Pelican is at fault..
How I long for the day when The Pelican will once and for all be defeated. We must rally our forces together and destroy anything that looks like it might be a pelican, even if it's just one of The Pelican's followers. They are assisting The Pelican in getting his angry fish, and therefore depriving the followers of The Penguin of their rightful inheritance. We must conquer! We must prevail! We must not let this unjustice go unpunished!
Followers of The Pelican, Edward in particular, repent of your evil ways and convert to the ways of The Penguin, or I will be forced to smite you with old fish skeletons and Penguin hurl. You have been forewarned. Change your ways before The Penguin's wrath is unleashed upon you!
P.S. Yep, you're just as weird as ever. And why is your journal still in June? It's February!
P.P.S. Hush, foul one! Do not profane the name of The Penguin with your blasphemy!
P.P.P.S Blasphemy? It's just a stupid date on the page! A stupid wrong date.
P.P.P.P.S. Vile creature, child of The Pelican. Smite him, O Lord Penguin!
P.P.P.P.P.S. Um... Should I say 'ow'?
P.P.P.P.P.P.S. The Penguin hears my prayers, and answers.
Hope that was decent and that you liked it. Either way, feel free to leave feedback if you feel like it. Some encouragement and some ideas to get past my writer's block would be nice if you have anything to say regarding that, but if not, I hope you at least had fun reading this. This bout of writer's block has made me absolutely MISERABLE! Hopefully that's over with. We'll see...
Anyway, take care, and hope to see you back here soon!
