A/N: There's a little (one-sided) dubious consent (which won't make sense until you read it) in this but no angst. Well, okay maybe a little but only on Kanda's part.

Kanda paced around his room waiting until Allen walked past on his way back from lunch. In the meantime, he muttered every profane, mean, or slightly disparaging word he could think of looking for loopholes.

Xxx

"Oi, Whitey!"

"What do you want Ba-Kanda?"

"Here," he thrust a pair of creampuffs under Moyashi's nose. "The fluffy bunny (Damn Rabbit) gave me these and I don't feel like finding a garbage can."

Allen tilted his head, Kanda was never this talkative. Something was definitely up, but… the pasteries smelled so good. Besides it wasn't like they were poisoned (*cough*) no, if the samurai had wanted him dead he'd do it the hard way.

The Moyashi stuffed them in his mouth and collapsed as soon as he swallowed the last of it. Kanda caught him, hoisted him over his shoulder, and carried him inside. (The 'love potion' was in one creampuff while a sleep medication was in the other)

Allen woke up felling decidedly feverish and oddly tingly. He opened his eyes only to find Kanda looming over him with a weird and extremely scary expression on his face.

Moyashi tried to bolt upright and flee (or at least get to a more easily defensible location) … he couldn't. He was tied to the bed, and rather firmly at that. Although he probably could have escaped if he really tried, he decided to stay put long enough to see what Kanda was up to.

"Allen," Kanda murmured, eyes roving over him possessively (and a bit lecherously).

The warm tingles increased. Surely he wouldn't… would he? The dark side of Moyashi smiled in an evil smug way (but only on the inside). Damn he was good. And here he thought he was gonna have to seduce, charm and blush until the older boy snapped.

He was very curious to see what Kanda would do next, and he decided that continuing to act all cute and innocent was the best way to achieve his goal.

"Wha-what are you…"

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A/N: This was supposed to be a full on lemon but my muse is being a whiney bitch. The lemon will be coming as soon as possible.

Joe and George are currently *ahem* researching the different possibilities and will report their findings (Helping make it a little more realistic but mostly because they were bothering me while I was trying to write).

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