...in the form of Sam and Castiel's weiners going totally flaccid.
"What!? My johnson isn't erect anymore!" Sam hollered. Yes, God had sent a most devastating plague;
The plague of Erectile Dysfunction.
"What do we do!?" Castiel shrieked like mad. Crowley was totally blazed out of his mind and suggested; "We trek across the desurt and buy Viagra."
Sam just nodded and stared dramatically at the huge sprawling desert ahead of them. And then they all set out, half naked and covered in various things, to get to some viagra. The journey was long, and hard, unlike their penises. Soon they came across a lone convience store and all of them hurried in, except Crowley because he is still blazed out of his mind.
When they got in the store, who else should they see but some random puppy dog! Yes the store is ran by a puppy, don't ask. Sam walked up to the counter.
"Hey puppy dog, do you have any Viagra?" Sam asked the puppy in his best manners voice. The puppy barked and went in the back and brought out a case of Viagra, Miller Lite, and AXE body spray, the recipce for manliness.
"Thanks puppy!" Sam left the puppy dog a gigantic tip of one million USD and then left with Castiel, Crowley, and a case of the recipe for manliness. He and Castiel downed some Viagra and drank a couple beers before heading back out on their quest to assassinate God.
"Sam, why was that store ran by a dog?" Cas asked.
"Some times it's best just not to question things." Sam replied.
