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Chapter 4...Day XVII
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~Just great…
I should have called in sick today…
It just had to be their birthday…
You know what that means…
It's the birthday of the mayor's daughters, so it's an all day party wherever you go…~
"Happy birthday Miss Kairi!" people shouted, "Happy birthday Miss Naminé!"
~Blah… Garrett and May are watching me now…~
"Teachers! Please dismiss all students to the Twelfth grade gymnasium!" the principal applauded.
~Uh-Oh…I'm gonna be sick…I am not going to a gymnasium, let alone the fifth party for those heroes this month…~
As Mrs. Breeze led the others down the hallway we ditched into Breanden's room.
"They seriously think they can disrupt my education?!" Annie fumed.
"Don't worry Annie," Candice reassured, "we will have our revenge!"
~Pop goes the birthday girls…Count me in!~
Everyone seemed to have shifted their attention to us.
"Just have alibis ready…" Momo grinned.
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Riku looked around the gym and spotted Hisoka and someone in a neck brace.
"She was serious about choking you?" Riku paled. Tsuzuki leaned his head down to see Riku.
"She announced it verbally?!" Tsuzuki frowned.
"Oh man, life's gonna be a living hell till she forgets it…" Hisoka covered his face.
"How come she didn't choke you?" Riku scowled.
"Because she prefers green over purple…" Tsuzuki whined.
Riku studied the two and clenched his fist at Hisoka.
"Don't you have a girlfriend to get to…"Hisoka warned,"…alive."
Tsuzuki gestured towards a group of girls and Riku paled when he saw Amber chatting with Momo and Xion.
"Okay, if Miss Kairi plays tennis. Miss Naminé likes drawing, doesn't she?" Momo frowned.
"Don't worry, I'm sure they'll be happy with any gift!" Xion reassured.
Momo ruffled her hair in frustration.
Amber and Xion took a step back and bumped into Riku.
"I've been looking for you."Amber smiled, "Do you know Momo, she's been a great help with my studies."
"Yeah, she's my partner in the Chocobo project," Riku laughed nervously.
"Oh! Where are your eggs at?" Amber asked.
"Their egg already hatched," Xion smiled, "Garrett said our egg needed another day."
"Is the Chocobo in the classroom?" Amber grinned.
"Actually there are twins…" Riku answered.
"Lady Momo, Miss Cynthia's looking for you." Silver stated.
Amber and Xion paled as Momo's "hair" fixed itself.
"Oh…See ya later, Amber. See ya later, Xion." Momo waved as she followed Silver out the gym.
Two minutes later, Erika walked in, looked around, and scratched her head.
"Excuse me," Erika asked. "Oh, hello."Amber said.
"Have any of you seen Lady Momo or Miss Gardenia?" Erika paled.
"Yes ma'am, a boy with red hair just came and got Momo..."Xion stated.
A small explosion shook the gym and Erika rushed over to the door.
"Oh Arceus no!" Erika cried as she went pale.
She spotted some large pine trees on fire and ran out the door.
"Miss Erika wait!" Tidus shouted after her.
"We should help her." Amber decided.
Hisoka, Amber, Xion, Riku, Tidus, and Gwen Tennyson raced out after her.
Outside…
Erika stopped in front of the trees and gagged.
"Vileplume! Torterra! I need your assistance!" Erika called as she shot two Pokéballs out.
The small band of heroes (and heroines) stopped in shock.
"Torterra, Hidden Power! Vileplume, Petal Dance!" Erika ordered.
As the attacks hit the trees the blaze flared out of control.
Erika gasped as she, Torterra, and Vileplume were burned.
"Polibo use Rain Dance!""Zuzu use Hydro Cannon!" Gold and Ruby shouted as they threw their Pokéballs.
The force of Zuzu's Hydro Cannon almost toppled the trees over.
"Erika, will you be okay?" Ruby asked.
"Vileplume and Torterra need help…" Erika passed out.
Ruby picked up Erika as Gold tended to her Pokémon.
"What started the fire?" Gardenia fumed at the group of heroes.
Gardenia treated Erika's burns, together they treated the trees.
"Hey!" Amber argued, "We didn't…"
"Likely story…" Gardenia pulled out a Pokéball.
"What's going on here?" Cynthia asked.
Cynthia walked out of her classroom, with Silver and Terra following her.
"These little punks set our trees on fire…"Gardenia fumed, "Huh."
Erika, Hisoka, and Xion looked at Silver.
"Can I help you…" Silver jaded.
"Where's Miss Momo?" Hisoka paled.
"Don't know…"Silver shrugged.
"Silver," Erika covered her mouth, "these students saw Lady Momo leave with someone that looked like you…"
"I haven't seen Momo since this morning…"Silver argued.
The Trainers looked at each other and raced off.
"If Momo didn't leave with that Silver-guy, then who did she leave with?" Gwen paled.
Hisoka spotted something on the tree and pulled it off.
"What kind of feather is this?" Hisoka paled.
*He showed the group the badly singed charcoal-gray feather*
"That looks like one of Yin's feathers…" Riku deduced.
"Isn't that one of your Chocobos?" Tidus frowned.
The group walked further into the bushes and found tracks that came to a dead end.
"What is going on here?" Terra paled.
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Everything is pitch-black…
My skin burns…
"My head hurts…"Momo growled.
Two Chocobos were huddled up in a corner.
Oh no… Yin! Yang! Got to get you out of here.
I returned them to a Pokéball and used Dig…
When I got outside everything was still pitch-black, so I opened a rift and got the hell out of there…
As I came out of my rift I bumped into someone…
"Hey watch… Momo!" Xion exclaimed.
A large group gathered around me…
"Miss Momo, where have you been?" Hisoka paled.
"…"
Momo closed her eyes and studied the school.
Silence…
"This really is…"Momo blacked out.
Hisoka hoisted her up and raced her to the nurse's office.
"Her energy was completed depleted." Gwen examined, "I don't know what that creep did, but her spirit was almost broken."
"One thing bothers me,"Terra frowned, "where is the creep?"
The gathered group went pale as they studied each other.
A student with green-blue hybrid hair and crimson eyes and Annie raced past them to the nurse's office, as Cynthia and Tsuzuki raced in from the other direction.
"What's going on." Amber asked.
"Her injuries are fixing themselves…" Gwen paled.
The group looked down the hallway and spotted all the Trainers gathered around the nurse's office as Momo and Hisoka came out.
Garrett started looking at the egg in his hands as it made sounds.
Xion raced towards him as a small egg tooth broke through the shell.
Cynthia smiled as a maroon Chocobo stuck its head out the shell.
"It's a girl…" Garrett paled.
"How about…Aveline?" Xion smiled.
Garrett nodded, and Xion's head almost exploded.
M. and Momo let their Chocobos out and the four of them greeted each other.
"When did your egg hatch?" Amber asked.
"Three nights ago…" M. retorted.
"Looks like a fighter…" Tidus frowned.
"Whose your partner?" Terra paled.
"Didn't get one…" M. smirked.
"Boy or girl?" Xion asked, "And what's its name?"
"Orion…" M. stated.
The auburn Chocobo looked at him.
Momo chirped and all four Chocobos raced each other.
Tidus tilted his head and looked at her.
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~Okay…
Now that I have my bearings…
It's time to Wreck Some Lives…
Come on down Kairi and Naminé, cause you're my next contestants…
Now to tend to my garden…
See you in an hour, Shannon…~
"Come on, sis!" M. called.
"Coming!" Momo smirked.
"Go put on the red dress!" Candice urged.
"Better yet, put on the nude dress!" Green joked.
"I am not wearing my birthday suit!" Momo growled.
She came out of her room in a simple, long-sleeved, black dress.
"You look like you're going to a funeral?!" Ruby paled, "It even washes out your skin tone…Nice!"
"Then I guess we'll be on our way…" Momo frowned.
"Don't forget to leave the Chocobos here…and pack up some Orbs…" Gold reminded.
"Who are you and what have you done to our friend…" Silver joked.
"I should probably leave their presents here too…" Momo grinned, "that way when they see us the Mist will help our alibis…"
"Which are?" Breanden asked as he grabbed his keys.
"I'm tending to my garden…" Momo smirked, "that's why the equipment and dirty clothes are outside…"
"I'm practicing my piano lessons…" Garrett grinned, "that's why the basement is clean and Cynthia's waiting…"
"I'm sleeping from all the homework I had…" M. scowled, "that's why my room is a mess…"
"And if anyone sees you?" Gall smirked.
"We don't know how…" the party-goers smirked.
"And if they describe your clothes…" Green smiled.
"I should be the one calling the police…"Momo reddened.
The group laughed.
"See you all in an hour." Breanden demanded.
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*Music was blasting from all directions as the birthday girls sat in thrones at the top of the winding stairs*
As Momo, Garrett, and M. reached the entrance to the complex, they snapped their fingers and summoned the Mist from all directions and ate Vanish Seeds.
'This sucks…' Garrett looked around.
'When's the cake getting here?' M. evil-smirked.
'The old man's in charge of the cakes…' Momo plotted, 'I say we knock it out of his hands and smear it on their house…'
'Corny, but I like it…' Garrett nodded.
'Where'd you put the Tamato Berries…' M. frowned.
'In the punch bowls…' Momo frowned.
M. and Garrett moved out of the way as random party-goers with swollen lips raced for water…
'That was cruel…' Garrett held back his laugh.
"What is this!" Kairi stomped down from her throne.
She slid down the stairs, bumping her head on every one.
M. saluted to his cohorts from behind Naminé's throne.
As Naminé was getting up to help Kairi, her throne pushed her down the steps with intense force.
Friends flocked to their aide as Garrett broke the lights with his Pressure.
Momo then unleashed a Dark Pulse and the party-goers screamed in terror.
*The door opened revealing: Sora, Roxas, Riku, Terra, two (very crude) ice sculptures, two cakes, and three partial shadows racing across the floor*
Momo and Garrett knocked the cakes out of Riku's hands as M. knocked the ice sculptures out of Sora's and Roxas's hands.
"You klutz?!" the girls shouted.
The Trainers used their Psychic powers to teleport the cakes from their containers and onto the high walls of the building, unnoticed.
The cakes smeared like graffiti read: SLUT, WHORE, BARBIE GIRLS, BITCH, PROSTITUTE, DADDY'S LITTLE SKANKS, PLASTIC, PUSSIES, etc.
Satisfied by the dismay of the heroes and their masterpiece, the Trainers ran to a safe distance and used their Escape Orbs.
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Cynthia pulled Garrett into the basement as he burned the clothes he was wearing and donned his pajamas.
M. tossed his clothes to Ruby, who dyed them a new color.
Momo transformed her clothes into potting soil and dressed hastily in her mud packed clothes.
"Gall and Breanden will be back in thirteen minutes." Hisoka frowned.
Momo perked her ears and listened to the police dispatch.
"My sweet little Hisoka," Momo paled, "how long have you been there…"
Hisoka retreated into the house.
Momo returned to working on her garden as she listened to the police dispatch through her MP3.
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Momo ignored the police lights and vehicles in front of her house as she leveled off soil and her MP3 switched over to actual music.
"So this is where the suspects stay." Horatio pulled down his sunglasses.
'Momo?' Riku looked around the house.
An officer got out of his car, walked up to the door, and shouted: "Police! Open up!".
Yellow opened the door with a You-Made-Me-Shit-Myself look.
"Are you the owner of this house?" the officer asked.
Yellow stood their like she was really dropping chocolates.
"I'll take it from here," Horatio pushed his sunglasses up.
"They're tryin' to kill me…They're gonna kill me…" Yellow paled as she pushed the door close.
"Miss, no one is going to get hurt if you tell us where the owner of this house is…" Horatio demanded.
Yellow pulled her Hat over her face and led the police to the backyard.
They returned seconds later with a mud plastered Momo and the nervous wreck also known as Yellow.
"Aren't you a little young to be the owner of this house?" an officer asked.
"No ma'am…"Momo answered, "but I would like to know why more than the majority of my parking lot is filled when only three cars should be there max."
The police officers looked at each other and rubbed their heads.
"My tenants will be back soon, and I would appreciate it if they had somewhere to park nearby…" Momo gestured.
Four of the sixteen officers moved their vehicles and two of the thousand party-goers moved theirs.
Yellow shook her head in disappointment.
"Thank you six kindly…" Momo smiled then frowned, "but seeing that only my tenants have purchased parking permits…All unauthorized vehicles are immediate tows…No damages will be paid for…"
Yellow snapped her fingers and a blinding light appeared, when it was gone so were all the vehicles…
Teenagers cursed their heads off and threatened Momo…
"If you don't mind we'll be searching the premises…" an officer stated.
"Not without an authorized, court-ordered, search warrant you won't!" Momo argued, "That right was already violated."
Horatio smacked himself as the other officers mumbled about forgetting and being in a rush.
*A Spyder pulled up and Breanden jumped out*
"This is not a public building!" Breanden fumed, "Go home!"
"We received a tip about this area…" an officer started.
"And you just thought you'd show up unannounced?" Gall argued, "All appointments with any denizen of this private island are to be scheduled six days prior!"
Gold and M. came out the door in nothing but pants and looked around, eighty-five percent of the girls (and homosexual guys) present gasped and collapsed.
"It's hard to sleep when you're yelling…" M. yawned and rubbed the sleep out of his eyes.
"What's with the party garb?" Gold yawned.
Momo constantly looked around the house to her half-finished garden as Hisoka came outside.
"Miss Momo, the rain will be here soon…" Hisoka reported.
"The garden's not done…" Momo interrupted.
She wiped her eyes as a whistle sounded through the building.
A Leafeon came racing out the door followed by two Gardevoir and six Mudkip.
The Leafeon knelt to Momo and whistled to the others as they raced to finish the garden.
When they returned the Leafeon cuddled up to Momo.
"Thank you Vincent…" Momo hugged him.
Riku went pale as he watched the expressions of the two Vincent(s).
"So, you did name him after me…" Vincent V. smiled.
"You did help him hatch…" Momo frowned.
Vincent (L.) ran around in happy circles, Vincent V. laughed and petted him.
Riku was out of the loop now.
"Ma'am, we're going need you to answer a few questions…" Ziva scowled.
"What kind of questions?" Momo raised an eyebrow.
"Where were you at 10:00 tonight?" Mac asked.
Momo looked at the officers, then at her Pokétch, and then them again.
"Just answer the question…" an officer mumbled.
"It's not even 9:30 yet…" Momo sweat dropped.
Everyone looked at their clocks and anime fell.
"Sorry, bout that…" Mac apologized.
*Hisoka opens an umbrella over him, Yellow, and Momo as a heavy downpour of rain starts*
Momo frowned in the direction of her garden.
"My hair!" Kairi screamed out.
She ran for cover but every way she ran the rain got heavier.
"…!"
Momo noticed the wet groceries in the truck.
She, Hisoka, Yellow, M., Gold, her Pokémon, and Vincent began taking the groceries inside.
*Once the groceries were inside…
Only the police and the birthday girls' closest friends were still outside…
*Hisoka handed Horatio a packet of forms*
"If you don't mind…" Hisoka hinted, "fill these out and return by Tuesday, the main office will be closed on Saturdays from 6 to 23 hundred hours and all day on Sundays…Thank you."
*Hisoka went back in the house*
"Where's Vincent?" Cloud demanded.
*He went to bam on the door, but it swung open revealing a brunette girl with warm gold eyes behind her is a Torchic*
"…?" she looks at the group.
"Umm…"Cloud reddens as his fist is two inches from her head.
"May I help you?" she asked Cloud.
They all donned dumbfounded looks as the girl Seismic Tossed him across the island, and Gold raced out the door.
"How many times must I…!" Gold started to scold her and she cried.
'My Pyro-senses are tingling…' Axel smirked.
Gold spotted Riku and guarded the girl and her Torchic as he glared him down.
"Kotone, go inside…" Gold frowned, "Now!"
"You'll be waiting!" the girl's warm voice huffed.
The Torchic's feathers bristled as it spotted Riku.
"Fahr, what's wrong?" Kotone studied, "…"
*Sound of running and screaming from other end of island*
"They're here…" Kotone sighed.
"Why can they never be quiet…" Gold sighed.
Kotone smacked him.
'Déjà vu…' Riku paled.
A blonde boy with aqua eyes raced out of the bushes.
"Save me!" his serious voice cried.
As an identical girl and a tomboy with platinum hair and lilac eyes ran in pursuit.
Gold pulled out his pool cue, balanced himself on it with one hand, grabbed Kotone's with the other, and she grabbed the boy's hands and swung him to her feet.
"Len, you can come down or I'm knocking you down!" the identical girl fumed.
Kotone Glared at her and she slunk away.
"Can't we all just get along," Cleax sighed.
Silence was her answer.
