Hi guys! Sorry this took so long! I made this chapter earlier, but somehow my computer logged off and I didn't save it. I hate it when stuff like that happens. But I know what I wanna do. Hope you like it!
Disclaimer: I do not own Codename: Kids Next Door or anything that relates to it. Mr. Warburton does.
A Terrible Discovery-Chapter 4
"Man, I'm so hungry I could eat a koala! Where's Kuki? She should be here by now!" complained Numbuh Four. He was lying on the
couch in the main treehouse room, face up with his arms to his sides. Numbuh Five moaned. "Numbuh Four, be patient. I'm sure
Numbuh 3 will be here soon. You gotta learn to trust her, man." She was on an overstuffed chair, legs over one of the chair arms, reading
a magazine. Numbuh Two was on the other chair, watching Yipper on television. Numbuh One was in his room, organizing old mission
specs.
"Trust her? Trust her! She can barely stay on her on two feet! I'm always having to save her when she's about to be hit by some
laser when we're on a mission! She can't defend herself!"
"Sure she can," Numbuh Two said. "Remember when we sent her on her birthday to that fast food place so she could get us a kid's
meal? She defeated Ernie before he could make kid burgers to sell to sharks. And I'm still trying to figure out how sharks managed
to come up with cars and learn to drive!"
"Yeah, Numbuh Two, but remember? We didn't know Ernie was planning that! When she said her birthday wish was to lead a mission,
we tricked her into thinking that getting a kid's meal was a real mission, because we didn't think she could do anything without gettin'
her head stuck in the clouds or getting distracted!" Numbuh Four protested.
"I know, but on that day I realized we misjudged her. She's a great operative and more importantly, a great friend! She's one of our
best friends! So just trust her man!" Numbuh Five was getting frustrated. She stood up for Numbuh Three. Numbuh Five believed in her,
and didn't want anyone to misjudge her again.
Numbuh 4 crossed his arms. "Whatevah..." he grumbled. "Just a little worried is all." Numbuhs Two and Five looked at each other
and smiled. Then they looked at him. "What?" Numbuh Four asked. Then they sang that dreaded song. The dreaded song that made
Numbuh Four's head as red as a tomatoe.
"WALLY AND KUKI, SITTIN' IN A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"
"Shut up!" he shouted. "I don't like her like that!" He lied. "Riiiiiiiight," Numbuh 5 said. "'Course you don't."
"That's right, I don't! So don't do that ever again!"
"Okay, Numbuh 4, whatever you say. But don't worry. Numbuh Three's smart! She can protect herself." Numbuh Two trusted her too.
So did Numbuh One, who just happened to walk in the room. "Hey guys. Is Numbuh Three back yet?"
"Nope, not yet," Numbuh Five answered.
"Good. We need to get some comics from the comic store. We're running low. We can find Numbuh Three and go there. Let's go gang."
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"Um...Numbuh Three, I appreciate the gum and everything, but you don't have to stand so close," said the Toiletnator, sweat
going down his forehead. This was making him terribly uncomfortable. Numbuh Three giggled. "Oh Toiletnator, that's one of the things
I love about you! You're SO funny!"
Hearing that made him gulp down his gum. (Health alert: Do not swallow gum. It is not healthy. Thank you.) "E-excuse me, b-but
d-did you just say..."
"Yep!" She gave him a huge hug. "We'll be together forever!"
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"Okay, okay, I got another one! What does a cat travel? It goes to the CATWALK! Get it? Sidewalk and Catwalk? Like in
a fashion show? HAH HAH!" Numbuh Two was just laughing at his terrible joke until Numbuh Five punished him by smacking him
in the head with her red hat. "Aw, shut up man. You're hopeless." They were all walking on the sidewalk (not catwalk), looking for
Numbuh Three. "Sheesh," Hoagie grumbled as he rubbed his head. "You don't have to hit me for it."
"Yes I do."
"Do not."
"Do too."
"Do not."
"Do not."
"Do too."
Numbuh Five smirked at him. Numbuh Two soon realized what he said, and slapped his forehead. "Aww..."
"Man, Numbuh One, we've been walking for like, a bajillion hours! When are we gonna get there?" Numbuh Four complained.
"Numbuh Four, we've been walking for five minutes! You can see the store from here!" Numbuh One pointed out. "And...you can
see Numbuh Three from here as well! And she's with...the Toiletnator?" Numbuh One asked.
"The Toiletnator? Aw crud! He may be the worst villain in the history of foreva, but he could still hurt her!" Numbuh Four shouted,
and ran towards them. Numbuhs One, Two, and Five followed suit, with Numbuh Five grumbling, "Now what did Numbuh Five say
about trusting Numbuh Three?" The three operatives were soon stopped by Numbuh Four, who seemed frozen stiff. He was looking
straight at Numbuh Three and the Toiletnator. She was holding Toiletnators hand, smiling her special smile. "What the crud
is happenin' here...?" he asked softly.
Numbuh Three turned her head. She saw her best friends standing there, wide-eyed. She smiled a regular smile. "Hi guys! Fancy
seeing you here!"
Numbuh One came out from behind Wally and said, "Hello Numbuh Three. Um...we came so you could come to the comic book
store with us, but...um...first I...we...want to know..."
Numbuh Four interrupted. "Why the crud are you holding Toiletbreath's hand?!?!? And smiling at him like that?" He practically
screamed. Numbuh Three smiled at Numbuh Four. But it was a regular smile. Numbuh Four knew it was her regular smile, and
knowing it made his heart feel like it was smashed to pieces with a hammer, smashed some more by a mallet, then crushed in
a blender.
"Because Numbuh Four, he's my boyfriend!"
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Truly sickening, isn't it? I mean, the Toiletnator? Hope you guys liked it! I lost some stuff that I typed two times, which is why this chapter took so long. Don't worry, there are other chapters soon to come! And until then, read and review please! Thanks! tater06, out.
