Prompt: Pretending to Hate Each Other
Pairing: Edwin
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The front door to the cabin creaked open much earlier than they expected, causing Ed and Winry to jump out of bed and scamper for clothing in a frenzied panic.
"Son of a bitch," Ed whispered. "Do you have my boxers?"
"My bra, my bra," Winry muttered. "Where the hell is my bra?!"
They tossed each of their items back and forth to one another until they were fully clothed, then resumed their earlier roles of pissed off and unhappy.
Pinako knocked twice, then entered the room to see Winry and Edward staring darkly at the different texts in their hands.
"You two still fighting?" she growled. "This is just ridiculous!"
"This whole fucking trip is ridiculous," Ed spat. "I want to leave. You can't make me stay here with this automail freak!"
A wrench quickly met with his cranium.
"Shut up, you ignorant, stupid, little.."
"SHUT THE HELL UP, I'M NOT LITTLE!"
"Ugh, that's it," Pinako groaned. "You two give me a headache."
The elderly woman walked out of the room and shut the door behind her. After a few minutes of listening intently for footsteps or sounds of any kind, Ed and Winry quickly jumped up from their places and moved back to the small, but comfortable cot.
"Who knew acting like we hated each other more than normal would allow us more privacy?" Ed smirked.
"Me," Winry stated, as she pulled her shirt over her head. "It was me, I came up with the idea."
"Whatever," he said, and kissed her as his hands traveled down to her zipper.
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