Copyright, Aviatrix8, 2015. Kill la Kill and all related characters are property of Trigger, and are used without permission.

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Kill la Kill fanfic:

"Twin Stars"

by Avi

8:10 am
One week after the start
of the first Naturals Elections

"So you fought the Cheerleading Club Co-Captains, huh Jakuzure?" asked Sanageyama, as he walked into Honnouji Academy with the rest of the Elite Four. "Tell me, how is Ai-chan these days?"

"Last I saw of her, she was up against a wall, flattened inside a heart-shaped crater," replied Jakuzure shortly. She couldn't help but notice his use of the familiar honorific, at the end of Ai's name.

Jakuzure rolled her eyes in disgust. "Don't tell me you have a thing for that blonde bimbo, you horny monkey?"

Sanageyama looked sheepish. "Um, yeah... We used to date."

Jakuzure shook her head. "Typical boy."

"Hey, she was the one who asked me out, okay?" protested Sanageyama. A goofy grin spread across his face. "Besides, she had the greatest set of..."

He sensed the rest of the Elite Four hanging on his next word. "...Pom-poms?" corrected Sanageyama hastily.

"Nice recovery," commented Inumuta.

"Um, thanks?"

"I was being sarcastic."

Gamagori frowned. "Sanageyama, you should know better than to fraternize with one of the lower-ranked stars."

"Yeah, Lady Satsuki did chew me out when she found out," admitted Sanageyama. "So I had to break it off with Ai-chan." He shrugged. "It's ancient history, anyways. Although..." He looked thoughtful, as his voice trailed off.

Inumuta smirked knowingly. "You wanted to know what it was like to date twins, didn't you?"

"No, I didn't!" protested Sanageyama. "Besides, Mai-chan hated my guts!"

"Huh. At least one of them had some taste," muttered Jakuzure.

"And it's nothing to be ashamed of, wanting to date twins," pointed out Inumuta. "It's a standard male fantasy."

Gamagori crossed his arms. "I've never fantasized about such lewd things!"

Jakuzure elbowed him. "Not even if it was that Mankanshoku chick?"

Gamagori reddened.

Jakuzure then made a face. "Actually, scratch that thought... I don't think the world could handle having two of that chick around."

"Indeed," agreed Inumuta. "But we're getting off the subject, here."

Jakuzure glared at Inumuta. "Don't tell me you're interested in those bouncing bimbettes too, doggie?"

"Only as it pertains to data. They're hardly my type."

"Not boys, huh?" smirked Sanageyama.

Inumuta didn't rise to the bait. "Iori has always been interested in the twins, though," he commented. Everyone raised their eyebrows at this.

"Iori?" Sanageyama shook his head. "Huh. I would've never pegged him as the type..."

Inumuta sighed. "You misunderstand my meaning. The Michiba sisters are the only set of twins in all of Honnouji Academy, you see. Iori was fascinated with how they could boost the power level of their 1-star uniforms, merely by being within close proximity of each other. So a few weeks ago, he gave them 2-star uniforms, to see if it would increase their power exponentially. "

"He did, did he?" said Jakuzure, gritting her teeth. She made a mental note to give the Sewing Club President a piece of her mind, next time she saw him. "And nobody thought to tell me about this?"

Inumuta shrugged. "I hardly thought it was relevant information."

Jakuzure glared at him. "I thought you were the Strategy Chair!"

"I won't deny that I didn't foresee this situation occurring," said Inumuta, pushing up his glasses. "But you defeated them anyways, did you not?"

"That's not the point!" Jakuzure then turned her anger towards Sanageyama.

"And you! Did you know about those bimbos getting 2-star uniforms?"

Sanageyama shrugged. "'Course I did. I'm the Athletic Club Chair, aren't I?"

Jakuzure turned to glare at Gamagori, who held his hands up before him. "Oh no. You're not dragging me into this. I knew nothing about it. It's not even within my jurisdiction!"

"Aw, lay off him, Jakuzure," said Sanageyama. He then grinned. "You're just jealous 'cause the twins are hotter than you could ever be."

Jakuzure snorted in disgust. "That just proves that you have absolutely no taste in girls, you monkey."

Inumuta raised an eyebrow. "Oh? So what would you find attractive in another woman, Jakuzure?"

Caught off guard, Jakuzure found herself actually considering the question.

"Well... She would have to be strong. Powerful. With a commanding presence, you know? Someone I could really look up to..."

She flushed, as Jakuzure realized both Sanageyama and Inumuta were smirking at her.

"Oh, you guys can go straight to hell!" she snarled, and stomped off ahead of the rest of the Elite Four.

Gamagori shook his head, while Sanageyama grinned and returned Inumuta's low five.

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BTW, the next and last chapters should be Sanageyama vs. the Fencing Club captain, but not sure I'll finish writing that any time soon... (Also, Gamagori's fight with the Automotive Airsoft Club president from the anime counts as his Naturals Election battle, so I won't be writing about him.)