Ace's POV

Damn Pineapple head! He just leaves me on the ship! Doesn't even wake me up! Haven't he heard my moaning and groaning? I've been wanting to get on this island, and he just forgets about me! I'll show him! Wait till I see that Birdman, and hell's breaking loose. I just drunk some good ol' alcohol just for you, Pineapple. Once I get lent, you're going down with me!

That was my master plan! OF REVENGE!

Once I see him, everything will burn!

"Mommy, why is that weird man laughing?" a child asked her mother. She was pointing at me, she must be directionless if she's pointing at me. I'm not a weird man. I'm a BEAST!

"Ace, I would quit it or they will send you back to the mental institution," Thatch said. He put his hand on my shoulder, stopping me from walking forward in this small city.

I chuckled a little and remarked with, "Isn't that where Whitebeard found you?" The villagers gathered away from us, but I barley noticed.

"Yeah, my room was right next to yours," he added.

"No wonder I thought walls were talking to me."

He shook his head at my comment and laughter that followed. "Ace, you had too much sake," he pulled me back when I started walking again.

I turned around and gave him a pout, "But it's a part of my revenge plan!"

"For Pineapple?" I nodded "Your Master Plan?" I nodded again; haven't I already explained that too him? Did he turn deaf? "Just because he left you on the boat?"

"OF COURSE! He knew I wanted to come to the island! And then he just let's me asleep away for four hours after we docked!"

"Remind me never again to get on your bad side..." he mumbled. What the hell was he thinking about?

"COMMANDER ACE! COMMANDER THATCH!" yelled a dot in the distance. The dot grew and grew, soon it was panting in front of me. I looked at the dot, it was a person, a boy from Marco's division. Maybe he knew where I could find that jerk.

"Ma-Marco..." he panted. He was breathing hard as he leaned over as if he was going to puke.

"What is it, kid?" Thatch worriedly asked. He bent down to eye level with the panting kid. He held onto his shoulder for support since it looked like the kid would pass out.

"Com-Comander Ma-Marco is mi-miss-missing...!" he panted.

"Missing?!" I exclaimed while raising my left eyebrow. That jerk decides to go missing right as soon as I wake up! That asshole! Once I find him, let's just say I will finally get a head on a trophy. It will be hanged right above my door! Yes! Once I find him, then everything shall burn!

"Ace! Stop laughing! You are gaining attention!" Thatch shook me.

Laughing? I was laughing? Oh, well, I'm in a cheery mood! I continued to laugh while he shook and the kid passed out.

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Marco's POV

For some weird reason, I felt like hiding. I felt like a madman has just gotten his hands on a deadly device. I shivered at the thought.

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Ace's POV

"Marco's missing?" thundered Whitebeard. He slammed his cane on the deck.

"I looked everywhere. When I scouted my side of the island, I went to report to him, but I looked for him all over the city; but I couldn't find him," said the kid from earlier.

I was just standing by him and Thatch; reporting that Marco went off the grid. I was pouting, now my master plan was ruined. Thatch looked at me and pulled his arm around my shoulder. "We were in the bar once we got on land. After that, we went searching for Pin-Marco and we ran into him."

"This is quite troublesome...for those involved with his kidnapping," Whitebeard laughed.

"Or birdnapping..." I added under my voice. It seemed to echo since the whole crew was laughing.

"Ace, Thatch," he looked at us. "You are to search the surrounding islands. Marco's division search the island again. I want him back here by tomorrow morning!"

"I cal-" started Thatch as he ran to the side.

I was already on the side, "Striker! I called it!" I said before he could finished. He sulked, but soon turned around and jumped on the front of the Striker. He pushed me back on the small boat. "This is a one-man boat!"

"Yeah, do you think I'm stupid enough to let you drive drunk?!" he remarked back.

I finally lost my last straw and screamed into the heavens, "IT WAS ALL THE PART OF THE MASTER PLAN!"

I really have to say, Drunk Ace is the funniest character I've wrote about. I wanted to add more, but I wanted to end this chapter with that one line.

SoyokazeArumada (both reviews): I'm trying too, I just love this pairing :) I'm trying to upload whenever I can, but there isn't much of a plot to keep the story going father than 3 weeks max. The reason why this began so early (with the first Strawhats), is the fact about Luffy's bountry (which he gotten after beating Arlong), and I didn't want Marco to know about her and her relationship with Ace (since he would be shoving the poster in everyone's faces).

Pegasi1: Of course, it's look that no one can say no too, not even poor Pineapple- I mean- Marco. Ace is way weaker than him, he couldn't even say no to Luka with just a crack of her smile. Let's just hope Ace and Thatch doesn't find him soon, for numerous reasons (including murdering Marco, life in hell, etc.)

Shirani: Wow, that's a lot of soons. I'm trying to upload as many times as I can (which is like three times a week). Glad that you're loving it, I just love picking on Marco, and his hair.

MysticMaiden: Course, no one can say no to Luka, not even emotionless Marco. She will be the one wearing the pants in their relationship :D Thanks for reviewing!

TheBlackSeaReaper: Thanks a lot, and thanks for adding it to your community. This was just a random idea, and finally it's down on...internet?

EpicAsianOrangeTiger26: Yep, darn, and this is chapter 4 :P I really want to get this finished quickly (because my interest faints with time) so I'm going to upload as more as I can.

Chibi y Hina: As shown in this chapter. Right after I read your review, I just had to make this chapter, poor Marco. It's so funny, and I just love them (we need more stories about them, but not romance, but humor). That's Luka's charm. She's able to changed people minds within seconds from just opening her mouth and show a cute smile (that's why more of her crew joined). I feel badder for Marco, once he founds out the relationship between Luka and Ace; yeah, let's just say, his life will be hell. Yeah, the ideas were great (if anyone has anymore, they are welcomed). I'm thinking of adding those as bonuses at the end of this story, with Uncle Ace visiting. One before the baby (when Ace founds out about his sister and Marco) and after (this because). For some ungodly reason, one of the crewmates would ask, "Did ya use rubber?" (since Luka's made out of rubber). Everyone has that fixation (look at me :P)