hI GUYS. It's 12:00Pm on the day I have to publish this chapter. I'm an idiot.

Sorry if it sucked really bad.

Jimbo: Leggomyeggo doesn't own pokemon.

"So, guys, we finally made it."

"Yup. Long time coming."

"You said it."

"One more step, and we're in Calem."

Enough waiting.

"Alright guys. Let's walk in together. One."

"Two."

"Three!"

We, Brock, Ash, and I, jumped into the Calem Region for the first time in our lives, ready for new adventures, and Pokémon. Nothing happens.

"Well, that was anticlimactic" I said. We were acting like there were going to be fireworks everywhere.

"Anyway, what's our first destination, Brock? We gotta head to where the local professor, Professor Wernstrum is."

"Well, according to my PokeGear, his laboratories are located in Dunwich Town, a good days journey away from here."

"Wonderful. Let's get going." I said.

"Alright."

"Hey, Brock? What day is it?" Ash asks, with worry in his voice.

"Let's see. February the 14th... Oh boy!" he responded.

"Isn't that..Valentines Day?" I asked.

"Yea! I gotta get something for the next Nurse Joy! Yeehaw!" Brock said, running off to the nearest flower shop.

"WAIT UP, BROCK! I NEED TO GET SOMETHING TOO!" Ash yelled, as he ran off as well.

"Boys." I muttered, as they both ran into the distance. Hey, wait a second. Ash needed something too..

HUH!?

"HEY WAIT A SECOND DONT YOU GO RUNNING OFF WITHOUT ME!" I yelled, beginning to run after the boys.

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Pov switch: Ash

"No..no no. She wont like this color. Too girly. No, not this color, way too bland...Hmm.." I muttered, shuffling through stacks of flowers looking for the perfect one.

"Whatcha doin, Ashy-Boy?" i hear a familiar voice say.

I turn around, only to see Gary Oak.

"Gary! What in the name of Mews Left Ear are you doing here?"

"Notin much. Roaming Calem looking for newbie trainers like yourself to squash."

"Why? Because you can't take out big boy trainers like myself anymore? Someone getting rusty?"

"In your dreams, Ash. Now, whattya doin pickin roses? Got a special someone in mind?"

"Yea...you could say that."

"I think I know whoo!"

"Shut it, Oak."

"I bet its Red...everyone knows you have a crush on her!"

"I do not!"

"Good. I was planning to make a move on her sometime soon..."

"WHAT!?"

"Well, since you don't like her, I'll make a move on her. But if ya do...I won't get in your way!"

I pushed him against a wall in a rage of jealous fury.

"LISTEN HERE, OAK! I DON'T LIKE HER! AT ALL! STOP IT!"

"Is SOMEONE Jealous?"

I let go, and pout.

"No!"

"Alright, then! Here she comes, anyway!"

Suddenly, Misty opens the door, closes it.

"Gary? What are you doing here? And Ash? Where is Brock? Why would you need to come to a flower store, anyway?"

I was about to respond, but Gary stepped right in front of me.
He popped up a bright red rose out of nowhere, and gave it to Misty.

Imbecile.

"Misty, Happy Valentines Day, as this rose reminds me of your bright red hair."

"Well, Oak that's very sweet of you!"

Rage surged through me like a fire through a Magmar.

It was siphoned with 3 quick words.

"Oak, quit it."

"Why, Ashy-Boy? Is SOMEONE jealous?"

"No!"

"Misty, can you leave for a few? Me a 'nd Ash need to have a talk, man to boy."

"Grr..."

"Sure..Gary.." Misty said, sounding confused.

"And Pikachu, dear, can you go with Misty here to make sure she does not do any spying?"

Pikachu, who was just sitting there for the whole time of the argument, followed Garys suggestion and went with her.

"Gary, stop teasing me."

"Look, Ashy Boy, EVERYONE except Misty knows you have a crush on her. YOU KNOW you have a crush on her. So stop denying it!"

"..."

"Ash."

"What will I do about it."

"Wow! Admitting it! Well, first, as I, the King of Romance, states, you need to do more ROMANTIC gestures to her. Stop fighting with her! Ask Brock to do some spying to make sure that SHE likes you TOO! Follow these orders!"

"Since when are you the King of Romance?"

"I can get a girlfriend within an hour."

"You've never had a long-term relationship."

"Im a player! Can't blame me!"

"Fine. I'll see how it goes."

"That's my boy!"

I walked out of there, with new knowledge on my mind, and a new adventure of action, romance, and comedy approaching.

Shut up! I don't care that it's a cheesy ending! Now, I'll be changing my update days to Monday and Friday, to give me more time to work on it. Anyway, gotta go shovel some snow. TTYL!