Do do do do do, do do do do do, do do do... do do do! (get what song this is and you will win the Internet)

Bowser and Charizard both woke up, only to find themselves in a frozen tundra area. Bowser shivered as he tried warming himself with his own fiery breath, while Charizard took out a violin and started playing it.

"How could you be playing the violin out in the cold?" Bowser snapped as he sneezed, retreating back into his green spiky shell to recover. "Brrr... must not freeze... must not freeze..."


Meanwhile, seventy eight and a half miles away...

"T-t-that's that creepy Bowser's sneeze!" Luigi gulped with fright as he trembled.

Mario patted Luigi on the back. "Don't worry, Luigi. We have the power of THE BIRDS to aid us. Besides, I also have..." He took out a golden triangular object. "The Triforce of Toast!"

"...Oh Boy!" Luigi squealed as he clapped his hands together with glee, "I can't wait to bomb some SPAGHETTI!!!"


Back with our reptilian rejects...

Charizard was trying to make an igloo, but quite possible made the weirdest one yet - it was shaped like a garbage truck. Charizard somehow managed to make himself comfortable as he started snoring loudly, while Bowser was having himself some nice British Tea inside his green shell.

"...Mind if I have some tea, governor?" Solid Snake asked as he popped out of the cardboard box he was hiding in, having been inside Bowser's shell.

"..." Bowser replied to Snake with a sucker PAUNCH to the face, causing Snake to be sent pummeling right into the hard cold ice. Snake moaned as he barely twitched, feeling nothing in his legs as Bowser closed up his shell.

Charizard stretched his arms, and he spotted a cute, bluish penguin nearby. he squealed, and he started chasing the penguin, only to bump into a large, angry snowman. Charizard, however, got his act together, and used his Flamethrower to melt the snowman. However, his eyes nearly popped out of his head as he saw that the large snowman...

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...was in fact MechaGodzilla.

"...What the hell..." Charizard muttered as he was blasted several times by MechaGodzilla's powerful lasers, being zapped to death. He tried calling out to Bowser, but it was to no avail, so he resorted to screaming the only thing that could help him...

"EEEIIIIHOOOHOOOHOOOHOOOOOOIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!"

Bowser popped out of his shell as he heard Charizard's plea of help. Rushing over to aid Charizard, the spiky turtle-dragon-dinosaur ran over Snake, crushing the ailing soldier as he huffed. Bowser eventually made it, looking up to see MechaGodzilla grinning as a bomb right behind Bowser exploded, sending the Koopa King into the air. interestingly enough, Charizard was conveniently flapping right beside him...

"Hi, Bowser."

Bowser fumed as his face turned red, steam coming out from his ears and he breathed in heavily.

"What... how... why..."

Bowser did not bother asking any questions. Instead, he started chocking Charizard, filled with rage as he choked the fire-type dragon Pokemon.

"Ack! Bowser... I didn't mean, it... really!" Charizard gasped as he tried to get some air, but dropped seven pounds of sketches into the icy ocean below. "I'm... I'm sorry!"

The two reptilians continued struggling with each other as they then came back tumbling down towards the earth, only to crash on (and kill in the process) Kirby.

"Wait... did we just kill..." Bowser looked down, and his eyes widened, sweatdropping nervously as he looked up at Charizard.

Charizard blinked, rubbing a certain spot at the bottom of his stomach. "Yeeeeeesssss?" He asked in an exaggerated tone of voice, sounding rather high pitched.

Bowser pointed behind Charizard, and as Charizard turned around to look, the two were smacked by an incoming Bullet Bill, screaming as they held on while the Bullet Bill continued going at high speeds.