Power Rangers Ninja Storm: The Dating Game
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in PRNS, but I do own the "live" studio audience and myself.
Extreme Evolution: Welcome once again to Power Rangers Ninja Storm: The Dating Game! I'm your host, Extreme Evolution, and today, we shall select our next contestant to have a one-on-one interview session with Tori. Our previous contestant was Cameron Watanabe and we are now left with Shane Clarke, Dustin Brookes, Hunter Bradley and his little bro, Blake. At the end of this series, you guys get to vote who you would like Tori to pair up with. So without any further ado, let's give a warm welcome to the Power Rangers!
(All the rangers, except Dustin, enter the studio)
(They take a seat on the smelly pale blue couch, which is now covered in mould)
(Weak applause from the audience)
Dustin fans: Hey! Where's our loveable airhead?!
Shane: I think I'm gonna be sick.
(The backstage crew shoves Dustin into the studio)
Dustin: (facing the crew) Ok, ok! Cool it, dude!
Backstage crew: ... and don't ever use our royal bowl again until you finally learn to flush it!
Dustin: It's not my fault, man! It wasn't working!
Hunter: Oops. I must've choked the pipes previously.
Cam: Dustin, what took you so long? Sensei's gonna flip if he finds out that you're late again.
Dustin: Nature called at the last minute to airing time.
Extreme Evolution: Let's get on with the show, shall we? So, who's up next?
Blake: (raising up his hand) Me! Me!
Extreme Evolution: Blake, I noticed you've been a little over-enthusiastic lately. What happened?
Blake: (beaming) Hunter said he was going to let me win. (Punching his fist into the air) Yeah!
Tori/Blake fans: All right! One down and four to go!
Tori/Hunter fans: Hunter's gonna give up his chance?! What the hell is wrong with him?! If I were him, I would've grabbed and go!
Extreme Evolution: Sorry to interrupt, but did I mention that the final result will be based on the audience's votes?
All the rangers: Damn.
Extreme Evolution: (gets off chair and moves towards rangers) Mmm... who has the biggest feet of them all?
Hunter: What are you doing? Why are you inspecting our feet?
Dustin: Don't check mine, dude. They smell.
(Backstage)
Kapri: Ya. As bad as uncle's feet! (Bursts out laughing)
Marah: Maybe he should spray perfume on his feet.
(Kapri glares at Marah)
Marah: (innocently) Ok, ok! Foot deodorant.
(Meanwhile...)
Extreme Evolution: Ah! I was right! Shane! You've got the biggest feet!
Shane: (stunned) How... how can you tell?
Extreme Evolution: Firstly, when executing your ninja air assault, you always have that bad habit of kicking the air. That's how you got big feet. Secondly, if you don't have big feet, how can you balance on your skateboard? And that's why you're up next.
Shane: You can't be serious.
Cam: Your explanations are unacceptable.
Extreme Evolution: I'm just crapping everything up, smart alec. How else can I select the next contestant? Oh, and since you're SO smart, how'd you like to go again?
Cam: No thanks. Point taken.
Anti-Tori/Shane fans: (chanting) Shane's got big feet... and he smells like sh-
Tori: Stop it!
(Silence)
Extreme Evolution: This is too good to be true. Tori is finally showing signs of liking towards Shane. Excellent. I can finally get my first huge paycheck! You two will bring the show ratings up. Hooray!
Tori: No. Way.
Shane: This is the most humiliating moment of my life.
Tori/Shane fans: (singing) Shane Clarke the red-nosed ranger, had a very shiny nose...
Extreme Evolution: 'Tis the season to be jolly! We'll be back after a commercial break.
TO BE CONTINUED...
