PureFlowerSand: NOOOOOO!
Gaz: Shut up! I already thought I was deaf once in the story! I don't want it outside the story as well!
PureFlowerSand: So hurtful, not even going to ask why I yelled either.
Gaz: Fine, what were you yelling about?
PureFlowerSand: Because, I'm #pauses for dramatic effect # a failure.
Gaz: Tell me something we already don't know.
PureFlowerSand: That hurts. # Crawls in a little cubbyhole to cry # you can do the disclaimers.
Gaz: PureFlowerSand does not own IZ or any of its characters.
PureFlowerSand: Failure, failure, failure . . .
Gaz: Whiner.
Chapter 4 Intermission part 1
Normal POV:
During the plan that was recently executed. Three figures were running in the streets, well actually one of them was skipping while holding a stuffed pig above his metallic head. The other two looked like they were having a chase scene from Tom and Jerry. Only instead of a Grey, white cat and a brown mouse, you got a green skin kid (Irken) with his wig and contacts still on, and a crazy big-headed kid who is a paranormal investigator.
"Get back here, Zim!" says the big-headed one.
"ZIM listens to no one, Dib-stink!" says the green one.
"I'M THE GINGERBREADMAN!" says the robot, which incredibly went past the two while still skipping.
The End . . . NOT!
Turning in the corner Zim finally sees his base, but with Tak in her human form seething angrily on the lawn with Mimi right beside her. Tak spotted him and started cursing Zim to no end when he ran past and dragged her with him.
"Zim, what in the Tallests' name are you doing?"
"No time! COMPUTER!"
A groan and agitated sigh later. "What do you want now?"
"I need you to lock down the base before the Dib-filth gets here!"
"WHAT? Dib is coming here? How do I look?" Tak was trying to fluff up the holographic hair, but to no avail.
Knock. Knock.
"Who's there?" Gir asked wanting to play with the door.
"Who cares what you look like? You look hideous either way!" Zim shouted, running frantically in circles to no end.
BANG! BANG!
"BANG, BANG who?" Gir was really excited to know what the ending of the joke was.
"Why you little!" Tak shouted her Irken language as she tackled the smaller Irken in front of her, ditching her disguise along the way. Showing that for a fact that she was a female Irken with purple eyes, curly antennas and a purple invader uniform.
" !" Shouted Zim all the while getting punched and lost his human contacts in the process.
BANG! BANG! KABOOM!
"I get it!" Gir said as he was flying across the living room with wooden splinters all the way to the kitchen with a toilet inside.
Everything froze in place, standing there was Dib with his black drench coat floating and tossing through the wind, with a blaster gun he stole from his father's lab when he was not looking. Looking cool for the first time in his history! That is until a newspaper flew straight at his big giant head did he tip over and fell flat on his face, ruining his heroic moment.
While on the other side of things, and literally on the other side the two small Irkens were still battling it out only . . . Tak was winning. Tak grabbed Zim by one of his antennas and punched him in his squidly spooch. Earning a satisfying wail to the female Irkens' antennas.
And just a few blocks away you can see the purplish reddish fog speedily coming towards Zim's base, and to those who have inhaled them were lazily asleep on their yards, offices, or in their living room on the couch, sad.
Finally getting off of the carpet and looked at Zim with malicious distaste. He didn't seem to notice Tak at all. Even though she was jumping up and down on top of him, still cursing his name in Irken.
But the look in the eyes that used to freelance with glee and justice was now replaced with hate and evil intentions behind those glinting glasses. Slowly standing up you can see Dib's shirt is covered with shards of glass with blood, and a trace of black liquid seeping inside of the open gap of his tee.
Finally finishing off Zim with a kick to the head, Tak turns around and spots Dib in the base's entrance with a wicked evil grin plastered on his. Still not even looking a Tak, but looking at Zim with glee of seeing Zim in torment.
"OH MY HEAD! TAK YOU SHALL PAY FOR RUINING ZIM'S BEAUTIFUL FACE!" Zim was holding his head in utter anguish and pain obviously, with a side of a broken rib and maybe a few others along with it.
As Dib actually recognizing the name for which Zim spoke of, looks over to Tak. Seeing her in her original form, he hinted his distaste with a frown and a look that if you can look deep enough into you would freeze with terror. Tak on the other hand was not looking at him in the eye. She was looking at the wound that seemed to healing all on its own. Curiosity getting the best of her she walks towards Dib, unaware of the danger close and darkness practically oozing from Dib.
Noticing her approach Dib let out a soft inhuman growl, which made Tak stop in her tracks and look up to see Dib giving her vicious snarl. Mimi seeing this action she quickly comes between her mistress and the danger that threatens her. Unbeknownst to them Gir that was unconscious earlier from hitting the kitchen wall and now was slowly rising up and seeing all that is now transpiring.
Gir eyes flashed red seeing the intruder that was neither Irken nor SIR and pounced and latches on the one with the big head.
"WHY IS YOUR HEAD SO BIG!" screams Gir right into Dib's ear.
"UGH!" Dib not expecting this, grabs hold of the SIR unit with surprising strength and flung him towards Mimi.
"Mimi!" Tak shouted as a loud sickening clang of metal on metal when the two SIRs crashed together leaving a good-sized dent on Zim's wall.
Zim was finally healing from the abuse that was inflicted on his person, not really paying attention to what was completely going on until Tak was tossed in his direction.
"Tak?" Zim cautiously wondered what's going on, until someone started crushing his head with his or her foot.
"You know what I hate more than you, Zim?" Dib said through clenched teeth as he pressed his foot further into Zim's skull. Zim only hissed as he tried bare with the pain.
"The whole Irken race that sent you and Tak here!" He said as his foot lifted up and kicks him in the side.
"Ugh!" Zim grunted as he was still trying from Tak's earlier abuse. Something fell near his head as he kicked again, but Zim didn't notice it as he was still in immense pain as he tries to get up his spider legs from his PAK.
Unfortunately, one of the legs ended up slipping on the object that turned out to be a vial of blood like liquid that broke as Zim's body crashed backed on to the floor and pierced into his skin, and immediately covered his exposed skin.
PureFlowerSand: Sorry to stop there, but that was supposed to be a short intermission to see what happened with Zim, and the others in the past as we go into detail in the future. Wait; did that made any sense to anybody?
Gaz: I think your readers fell asleep.
PureFlowerSand: Oh and the reason that I'm really, really, really late is because of school, and the fact I kind of got writer's block trying to finish this chapter. Because truth is this is my first time actually doing an action scene, and this is where the rating starts playing its part in the story. Hehe!
Gaz: Aren't you forgetting something?
PureFlowerSand: Oh my god, I have almost forgotten. Here are the truths and dares peeps! (Shows the peace sign)
Gaz: Wrong hand sign.
PureFlowerSand: (looks at her hands) Oops.
Gaz: You should be showing them this sign. (Flips everyone off)
PureFlowerSand: GAZ! Are you trying to piss everyone off! Oh wait, of course you are. Do you really hate being here that much?
Gaz: (glares).
PureFlowerSand: Fine, go off and play your GameSlave then, but next chapter you have to help.
Gaz: Whatever. (Walks away with her new GameSlave she got last chapter)
PureFlowerSand: Finally! Now she won't know that the dares are that I plan to torture of her and the others with! Oh Gir, come here real quick.
Gir: Yes!
PureFlowerSand: Today we have a couple of dares for everyone, and I need your help.
Gir: Okey-Dokey!
PureFlowerSand: Here send out these invitations and tickets we're going to have a concert.
Gir: Kay!
Gir walks up to everyone's doorstep and drops off the invitations and runs away before anyone can notice him. (Mind you these are for the IZ casts only).
PureFlowerSand: Did you send the invitations to everyone?
Gir: Yep!
PureFlowerSand: Excellent! Now I want you to go back to everyone's house and rig all their food and soap, that's including the laundry detergent, with these. (Hands Gir special items)
Gir: Yay!
Gir sneaks back into people's house and dumps all the 'special' contents into every bit of food and soap in everyone's houses while humming to mission impossible. Soon after he comes back with a huge grin on his face and one of Gaz's flesh-eating stuff animals.
PureFlowerSand: Um Gir, is that one of Gaz's stuff animals?
Gir: I have no idea!
PureFlowerSand: Oh well might come of use to us later. Now Gir, I want you to put this jumpsuit on and get minimoose and start working on a song you want to perform for your guys' concert. HEHEHE!
PureFlowerSand goes into a secret room just beside the bookcase. Inside there were a bunch of video screens showing a bunch of minor characters of the IZ cast. But PureFlowerSand was more interested in the main IZ cast video surveillance cameras to concern herself with the other people on the screens, even though in one of the surveillance cameras Keef apparently has a photo of Zim in his disguise, and telling him all kinds of things that are not really supposed to be told out loud.
PureFlowerSand: Now let's see if the Membranes got their tickets.
Membrane CAM
Dib Membrane went out to the front door to check the mail and see if the new alien catching net device thing he ordered was delivered yet. But instead of that he found a white envelope holding two band tickets for a new band called 'The Fat Pigs' saying it was a Sci-fi metal rock band that just became popular. Interested he went to tell Gaz who was in the living room playing that new GameSlave she got.
"Hey! Gaz! We got something in the mail; it says that it's a new Sci-fi metal rock band called 'The Fat Pigs'." Dib put the tickets to where she can see them without blocking out her game or concentration of any kind.
Gaz paused her game, and looked at the tickets with slightly narrowed eyes. Reading to see anything out of the ordinary, till she found one.
"Dib I think those tickets might be a prank." Gaz said going back to her game without saying another word.
"Why you say that?" Dib said looking at the tickets with confusion.
"Because it says in the fine print, 'that all participants must wear diapers'." Gaz pointed out while still playing her video game like life doesn't matter any more.
"Oh, then I'll just throw it away then." Dib went into the kitchen to throw away the tickets, but as he was about to throw it away Professor Membrane comes through the front door.
"Children, I'm back. And I brought toast!" Membrane came into the kitchen with the toast in his hands when he saw Dib about to throw away the tickets. "Son, what is that in your hands?"
"Just tickets that-!" Dib didn't finish his sentence, because he was caught off guard by Membrane who took the tickets and read them including the fine print.
"This sounds exciting, you two should go and enjoy yourselves. And look they want you guys to take part in something new and trendy . . . possibly." Membrane says with some uncertainty still looking at the ticket. "That's it! I made up my mind; you two are going to this concert. No son or daughter of mine should sit and act 'UN-cool' as you kids say it these days."
With that said Professor Membrane ushered his kids to their rooms to get ready. In the matter of minutes they were wearing diapers like babies except Dib and Gaz were wearing T-shirts with Dib not wanting to leave without his trench coat; and Gaz with her skull necklace. And as quick as you can shout 'HOO-HAA' they were thrown out the door with tickets fluttering above their heads and into their laps.
"Hey, Gaz?" Dib said while still totally confused of what just happened.
"What is it Dib?" Gaz says in between clenched teeth as she held in some of her rage, for her dad threw her out without her GameSlave.
"Do you feel like your clothes are both itch and sticky at the same time?" Dib asked with some uncertainty as he absent-mindedly scratched his left arm.
BACK TO THE CAMERA ROOM
PureFlowerSand: Bwahahahahaha! That's hilarious! They couldn't even tell that was a clone! That's just hilarious! (Fall down on the floor clutching my sides).
(Gir and Minimoose suddenly come in sombrero and holding giant maracas. Well Gir is, Minimoose is just floating.)
Gir: We found our hats!
Minimoose: Squeak!
PureFlowerSand: Excellent! Now let the fun begin!
20 minutes later
PureFlowerSand: (Hides behind the curtains of the stage that was set up in a park and looking at all the IZ casts that are all in diapers and scratching in various places on their body) Hehe. Time for everybody to see his or her new band! (Walks out onto the stage dramatically with microphone in hand.) Can I have everybody's attention please!
(Everyone looks up at me with confusion on his or her faces, all but Gaz who finally realizes what's going on and send me a very angry expression. All of a sudden everybody starts shouting things my way.)
Zim: ZIM is Normal!
Red and Purple: Where's the snacks?
Tak: Where's Mimi?
Dib: Tak your uh- cat has been catnapped?
PureFlowerSand: Everybody settle down! Everybody will get what the want AFTER the concert! So SHUT UP! (Everybody shuts up and listens.) Now that is taken care of, I would like to introduce the band you have all been waiting for! Everybody give a nice warm welcome to our new band! THE FAT PIGS!
(Gir and Minimoose finally comes out onto the stage with the sombrero and maracas.)
Gir: We are going to sing the Doom song now! Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom-
Zim: Get Zim out of here! (Zim starts running to the nearest exit but ends up electrocuted by an invisible force.)
PureFlowerSand: Did I forget to mention that no one gets to leave until the concerts over, my bad. (Giggling wildly for no apparent reason.)
Zim: NOOOOOOOOO!
(Six months later)
Gir: -doom, doom, doom, the end!
Minimoose: Squeak!
PureFlowerSand: (Taking earplugs out.) Good job Gir, now go have fun at your tea party with piggy, I got the rest under control.
Gir: YAY PIGGY!
PureFlowerSand: (Looks at the audience. Practically most of them are either toasted or fried in trying to escape or practically half-dead for listening to the longest one worded song ever. All except Keef who was actually cheering.) Well, the concerts over everyone, there are snacks on the table to your left and right, as well as things that I stolen behind you. Hope you loved the concert!
Everyone: Groans . . .
Keef: Encore!
Everyone: NO!
(Everybody walks out with their snacks and stolen items, along with itchy tongues.)
PureFlowerSand: Well, that's all for today till next time my little minions! And quick shout out to the people who brought in their dares! Zim'sMostLoyalServant, even though you asked me to have Gaz the only one in a Diaper I thought I torture everyone else with it as well. Along with Emily-Twilight for giving the idea of putting poison ivy and jelly in everyone's food and clothing as well as the concert idea with Gir and Minimoose. I would also like to thank Sikeokilla for being an inspiration as well as thank you for all the nice comments in my last two chapters. By the way a quick advertisement here. I have watched this great anime show, it's both hilarious and cute unfortunately for the kids who are reading this, it's not for kids under the ages of 13, because of all the violence, weapons, language, and some of its humor. It's a sci-fi, and has a pinch of romance here and there. It's called Keroro Gunso or Sergeant Frog! Five-space frog like aliens has come to planet earth to try to take over the Earth! But luckily for us two unlikely heroes has saved us all from destruction so far, but can they keep it up, and what is up with that yellow frog? Also I'm having a little contest to see if you can guess who are my favorite couple from this anime. Whoever guesses it first will have the honor of becoming a major OC in this fanfiction along with others I might put you in, so start guessing!
Gaz: PureFlowerSand does not own Sergeant Frog either. (Saying this while glaring at me.)
PureFlowerSand: Gasp, where did you come from?
Gaz: It's my job to do the disclaimers, and I've been waiting for you to finish it up so I can give you the beating of a life time, so hurry and finish this up!
PureFlowerSand: I'm not scared of you.
Gaz: GRRRRR!
PureFlowerSand: EEP! P.S. It would be very much appreciated if everyone else started sending in truths as well as the dares. Thank you all for being patient with me and TATA . . . for now! Ku Ku Ku! Now if you'll excuse me I must now . . . RUN FOR MY LIFE! (Run as if I was Sonic the Hedgehog himself even though I'm a girl.)
Gaz: Get back here, and face the nightmare world where you'll never escape from! (Runs right after me.)
PureFlowerSand: NEVER! (All of a sudden I trip over on Gaz's plushy and Gaz catches up spots it.) Ugh, Gaz I know what your thinking, and it wasn't me!
Gaz: SECURITY!
The doll suddenly wakes up and comes dangerously close to me. Its metal claws gleaming as it comes painfully slow towards me.
PureFlowerSand: RUN AWAY! (Runs off again with the doll right on my tail.) AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (And I run towards the sunset with more kick in my step.) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHH!
Gaz: On a side note, PureFlowerSand forgot to mention that anyone that read her profile before she posted this, that was her sister who took control of her account before finally decided on getting her own. And those of her sister's fans reading this right now should know that her sisters accounts name is now Green 'N Black or whatever in that sense. So no more PPG fanfictions on this account from now on. Now go away.
