Zexion: hello there, readers. Yes it is I, Zexion, greeting you. Why you might ask? Nex and the others forced me to type this chapter. If you're wondering what they're doing, I'll tell you. Nex is getting surfing lessons from Demyx. Roxas is building a sand castle and Axel is off somewhere with this girl. Oh. I forgot to mention, Dez is, well was, swimming but I can't seem to find her anymore. Who cares?
Dez: Hey Zexy!!
Zexion: how I HATE that name…
Dez: look who I bumped into!! (indi-chan waves to Zexion)
Indi-Chan: (in her thoughts) who is this guy again??
Zexion: what are you doing here??
Dez: GUYS!! GET YOUR BUTTS HERE RIGHT NOW!!
Everyone: (approaches Dez)
Dez: look!! –points at Indi-Chan—
Everyone: --gasp!!—
Indi-Chan: --hands a letter to Zexion—read it out loud!!
Hi lolz. Why am I even writing you're going to the beach anyway and I'm with you guys...?
Anyway,
I'll be killing axel any moment now, so get ready to run axel.
Axel: huh??
Indi- chan: please! Don't interrupt!! And I brought presents!--shoves sora,riku, kairi, king mickey, xemnas,Larxene—
Larxene: what the??
How I got sora:
Indi: Sora! Kairi got her paper stuck in a bottle!(i got this from kingdom hearts on crack)
Sora: what? Don't worry kairi! I'll save your paper!
Indi: smacks sora on the head sorry sora! But I'll have to give you as a present!
How I got riku:
Indi: Riku! sora stole way to dawn again!
riku: what? walks toward indi-chan with fake way to dawn in her handhow many times do i have to tell you, way to dawn is not a toy!
Indi: smacks riku on the head sorry grandpa!
How I got kairi:
Indi: this is pretty hard, light bulb appears on her head I KNOW! KAIRI! SORA AND RIKU ARE RUNNING NAKED ON THE BEACH AGAIN!
Kairi: what? SORA! RIKU! How many times do I have to tell you, don't run naked on the-
Indi: smacks kairi on the head sorry kairi!
How I got king mickey:
Indi: King Mickey!!
King Mickey: yes?
Indi: would you go to the beach with me?
King Mickey: no... Who are you anyway? I'm too busy and besides...
Indi: Queen Minnie will be there...
King Mickey: I'm in! smacks himself on the head
indi: that was rather... disturbing...
How I got Xemnas:
Indi: psst!
Xemnas: turns around
Indi: psst!
Xemnas: WHAT? And how did you get in here? Only org. members are allowed here!
Indi: umm... internet?
Xemnas: What?
Indi: anyway, wanna know who mansex is?
Xemnas: freezes no, I don't want to,
Indi: why not?
Xemnas: because, I have better business to appoint to…
Indi: ... what if I told you he was the one who pulled that prank on you last week?
Xemnas: that was… him?
Indi: Yes, indeed
Xemnas: TELL ME!
Indi: sure! But first, be a very good nobody and smack yourself on the head.
Xemnas: YES! smacks himself on the head
Indi: whew! I thought that would never work!
How I got Larxene:
Indi: Larxene! Demyx is dating Zexion! (Who ever that is...)
Larxene: what? I thought I was special to him, I am so gonna...
Indi: smacks her on the head I won't say sorry, I don't even know you!
anywayz...
Demyx: See you guys!! She does care!!—hugs Larxene—You were just playing hard to get, right?
Everyone(except Larxene): O.O
Axel: lets go over here…
Roxas, I'm not a rabid fanGirl or anything but...
KYAA! UR SO CUTE! but if you say "my butt itches" one more time I am so gonna kill you...
Roxas: (flinches)
and also, if anyone's asking, the prank last week was done by Roxas, Demyx and Axel (they tatooed "my butt itches" on the back of Xemnas' butt, don't ask me how they did it)
oh yeah, Axel, the deodorant, do you use the deodorant named after you?
King Mickey: you! –points at indi-chan— you said Queen Minnie would be here!!
Indi-Chan: isn't that her over there?? –points to Queen Minnie… with someone els!!—
King Mickey: --gasp—ITS MORTIMER!! AGAIN!! –Runs after them—
Sora: okaay…
Riku: ITS YOU!! (summons way to dawn)
Kairi: AHHH! –hides behind Sora— A-axel!!
Axel: you remember me!!
Sora: I thought I killed you all?! –summons his keyblade—
Demyx: --summons his sitar— Roxas! Why are you wearing those clothes?? Don't tell me you're going to betray the organization again??
Sora: I AM NOT ROXAS!! –about to hit Demyx but…--
Nex: PEOPLE!! PLEASE!! DON'T DO THAT IN PUBLIC!! People are staring…
Dez: And besides we're just here to have fun!! Not take over the universe or anything
Xemnas: --hides his plans from everyone—she is right key blade master
Larxene: superior, what is that??
Xemnas: nothing. Nothing
Larxene: whatever… I'm going. Ciao!
Demyx: Wait hunny bunny!! (one of Larxene's knife thingies almost hit Demyx)
Zexion: dang!! She missed!!
Larxene: don't ever call me that AGAIN!! –leaves—
Xemnas: WHO IS MANSEX??
Indi- chan: he just left—points at the exit trying hard not to laugh—
Xemnas: I WILL KILL YOU, MANSEX!! MUWAHAHAHAHA!!—runs out laughing like a maniac—
Axel: I cant believe he doesn't know who Mansex is!!
Nex: common people!! We came here to have fun!!
Indi- Chan: right!! –pulls out a water gun and starts chasing Axel around the beach— I'M GONNA KILL YOU AXEL!!
Axel: AHHH!! NOT THE WATER!! –runs away—
Dez: come on, Zexy!! Lets go swimming!!
Zexion: NEVER!!
Dez: DEMYX!! MAKE ZEXION HAVE FUN!!
Demyx: Here Zexy!! I got some ice cream for everyone!! –shoves an ice cream bar in Zexion's mouth—
Zexion: (after finishing the ice cream) I want candy!!
Dez: mee too!! (buys a GIANT bag of candy)
(after a few minutes Zexy and Dez became hyper)
Zexion: Dez!! Lets go swimming!!
Dez: okay!! –runs towards the shore with Zexion(both running like idiots)—
Nex: we'll have a break first…
5 hours later…
(in the car)
Dez: ow.ow.ow.ow.ow.ow.
Roxas: ow.ow.ow.ow.ow.ow.
Axel: I told you guys to put on sun block!!
Dez and Roxas: sorry, mother!
Axel: shut up!! Tell me why again am I driving??
Demyx: and why don't I get to be shot gun??
Nex: cause I called it!! And besides, Axel might get lost. And you're driving cause Zexion's asleep, Me, Dez and Roxas are too young to drive and Demyx is well, um, Demyx!
Demyx: hey!
Roxas: but I still don't understand why Zexion is sleeping on our laps
Zexion: ZZZzzzZzzZzz… (and yes, he is sleeping on Dez, Demyx and Roxas laps)
Nex: there is no more room so deal with it!!
You got a message!!
Nex: --grabs laptop—someone wake up Zexion!!
Demyx: Zexy! Wake up sleepy head!!
Zexion: ungh… my head hurts… I feel like a have a hang-over
Nex: ZEXY!! YOU GOT SOME QUESTIONS TO ANSWER!!
Zexion: can you please keep it down? My head hurts a lot…
Nex: OKAY!!
ZEXY'S MEAN TO ME! (turns chibi and cries)
(sniffle) But I do beat him on the manga shelf thing, I have TWO shelves full of manga . . . and now for . . . REVENGE! (evil grin) Question/comment time!
Zexion:
1)Zexy, Zexy, Zexy, Zexy, Zexy, Zexy, Zexy (continues for an hour. . .)
2)I still want a hug emo boy. Everyone else hugged.
3)I am trying to be annoying on purpose. . . . is it working? (evil grin)
4) How many digits of Pi can you recite off the top of your head?
5) What is the Golden Ratio? (I know what it is . . . Do you? You just have to name the term.)
6) Poke. . . . poke . . . poke . . . poke
Zexion: ow! My head… STOP WITH THE ANNOYING NICKNAME THAT I NEVER WANTED!!
Roxas: touchy
Zexion: you want a hug?? Go hug yourself!!
Nex: Zexy! You're being mean!!
Zexion: SHUT THE HELL UP!!
Dez: can I hug you??
Zexion: hmm… let me think… NO!!
Dez: --pouts— hmph!
Zexion: you're doing this on PURPOSE??
Demyx: I'll take that as a yes
Zexion: I memorize that. CANIGOTOSLEEPNOW??
Nex: not yet
Zexion: my head hurts too…--passes out— zzzzzzzzzz… (twitches when Chibi blue mouse pokes him)
Demyx:
1) How good are you at Guitar Hero?
2) How good are you at DDR?
3) What's your favorite video game?
4) Do you read books?
Demyx: I'm the best there is!!
Axel: yeah. Every night he plays guitar hero… for hours and hours
Demyx: I rock at that as well!!
Roxas: coughcoughLIARcoughcough
Demyx: guitar hero!!
Dez: ya!! Me too!!
Nex: Dez, did you have candy again??
Dez: umm… No! of course not… maybe… yes
Nex: well give me some of that
Demyx: are comic books considered books??
Axel:
1) Do you have a high pain tolerance?
2) If the above answer is 'yes' don't answer this question. HOW THE HELL DID THOSE TATTOOS NOT HURT?!
3) Did you go easy on Roxas when he actually did remember you and you found him in the virtual Twilight Town?
4) YOUR WEAPONS ARE COOL!! Can I . . . touch them?
Axel: yes
Nex: really?? –gets a needle— poke…poke…poke…
Axel: yeah. I went easy on him
Roxas: yup. He did.
Axel: you can touch them… if you can find them!!
Roxas:
1) On a scale of 1-10, how much do you like Namine?
2) What about Kairi?
3) Why do you have TWO keyblades when Sora only started out with one?
4) I like the rings and bracelets and stuff. It looks cool!
5) How good IS sea-salt ice cream?
SEE YA!
-Chibi blue mouse
Roxas: Naminé… lemme think… I'd say a 6!!
Axel: so you do like her!!
Roxas: --blush—
Nex: --takes a picture— Hehehe
Roxas: Kairi?? You mean Sora's girl?? Not way man!!
Axel: why? She's cute
Nex: OMG!! SICKO!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!
Axel: huh??
Roxas: cause I'm way stronger and cooler!!
Demyx: cause you sat in the fridge for 1 day??
Everyone: -.-
Roxas: thanks. This bracelet is my favorite one!! (the checkered one!)
Dez: where'dya get it?? I want one!! I want one!!
Roxas: sea-salt ice cream is the best!!
Nex: it tastes weird but I cant stop eating it!! –licks her sea-salt ice cream—
Hey Everyones!
Akira: AXEL! WHERE THE HELL ARE YA?! EVEN IF YA RUN AND HIDE,I'M STILL GONNA CATCH YA! HAHAHAHAHHA!!
Oh well...here's my other Qs...
Roxas and Axel:
1.I'm sorry if I said AkuRoku...please forgive me...-cries- TT
2.If the two of you are stranded in an island, what'll the 2 of yu do?
3.Two people hates the two of you and contacted the Hotline to Hell. The first person typed Axel. And the second one Roxas. Then they met Enma Ai, the HellGirl. They sent the 2 of you in Hell...do u hate them too?(hellgirl.)(11:34-2:00)
Roxas: you are forgiven as long as you never mention AKUROKU again!!
Axel: yeah!!
Nex: why is it called AKUROKU??
Axel: I think I'll go crazy
Roxas: I have to agree
Axel: who would hate a hottie like me?
Roxas: or a cutie like me??
Dez: coughFEELERScough
Demyx:
1.Do you watch Anime?
2.If yes, what anime do u watch?
3.I'm sorry if I ask if you're gay...-cries again-
Demyx: yup!
Dez: me too
Nex: me three!!
Demyx: I watch DeAth NoTE!!
Dez: I watch Black Cat!!
Nex: I watch Tsubasa Chronicles!!
Roxas: she's only asking Demyx ya know…
Dez: whats your point??
Roxas: …
Demyx: umm… Don't cry!! Guys! Help me! I'm no good with crying people!!
Xemnas:
1.Akira Kogami is out to get ya too with Axel!
2.Which do you prefer, Larxene(since she's the only girl in the Org.) or Namine (But Roxas will kill ya)?
Oh No! Akira is here!
Akira: -gets Axel's ear and pulled him in the stage- Now behave (in a cute voice) OR ELSE (in her original voice)
Please don't think that I'm Emo, I'm Gothic...Bye-nii
-Akira Kogami and Me-
Axel: Xemnas isn't even here!!
Demyx: don't worry!! I have him on speed dial!! –calls Xemnas—
Xemnas: what is it now, Demyx?
Demyx: whoa! How'dya know it was me??
Xemnas: caller I.D. moron…
Nex: Xemnas!! Answer some questions!!
Xemnas: fine… (listens to the questions)what do people have against me??
Demyx: I dunno. You tell me!!
Xemnas: Okay. That question was uncalled for. –hangs up—
Demyx: HE HUNG UP ON ME!!
Axel: Whoa!! –gets pulled away to somewhere I don't know—
Nex: AHHHH!! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE!! –grabs steering wheel—
(they are now approaching a cliff)
Dez: IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!
Demyx: THERE ARE STILL SO MANY THINGS I WANNA DO!!
Roxas: IM TOO HANDSOME TO DIE!!
Zexion: ZzZzZZZzzZZZ…
Nex: SOMEONE WAKE ZEXION UP!!
Demyx: ZEXION!! WAKE UP!! WE'RE GONNA CRASH!!
Zexion: zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Roxas: --shakes Zexion like a mad man— ZEXION!! WAKE UP DAMMIT!! –slaps Zexion—
Zexion: hunh?? –yawn— what is it now?!
Dez: WE'RE GOING TO CRASH!!
Zexion: --takes over the controls—
Everyone: PHEW!! We're saved!!
--back home—
Zexion: IM GOING TO SLEEP NOW. NO ONE BOTHER ME. OR ELS—enters one of the guest rooms—
Demyx: you saved us from crashing! It's the least we could do!!
Dez: Lets play guitar hero!!
Demyx, Roxas and Nex: YAYS!!
