Heaven Haven

Big bad boss

Tavros continued to speed down the road ignoring the many speed limits and traffic lights. He just wanted to get out of the car, the painful memories of what happened to him that awful night began to surface. He hoped he would never have to let another guy ride with him ever again after what had happened. He could still hear his own pitiful cries and screams coming from the back seat for him to stop but the bastard wouldn't listen.

"Nhhng…please! St-stop…take it…it… ahhh… out! It hurts! It hurts!"

"You're fine babe, you're just over reacting. It's going to feel real good in a second."

He clenched the steering wheel tightly and sniffled trying to keep his rarely shed tears at bay. "Shit, I'm cracking up." He said to himself digging his nails deeper into the fabric of the wheel. "C'mon Nitram you're stronger than this!" He lied to himself. "I won't cry, I can't give that son of a bitch the satisfaction."

Soon he made it to the movie theater's almost empty parking lot. After he haphazardly parked near the front he rushed in through the double doors intentionally ignoring the ticket booth girl's friendly "hello."

"I'm here," he announced walking in the lobby. "Sorry I'm late I just had some stuff to do around the orphanage."

"Hi Tav!" The small lime green jacket wearing girl behind the concession counter yelled waving at him. "Boy you sure are late!"

"Yes this is the third time this week that you have been late," the tall and very muscular Native American man said calmly pouring himself a fountain drink. "You keep that up and you'll get fired you know."

"No one is talking to you Equius," Tavros snapped walking up to the counter, "give me some popcorn and a bag of M&M's please Nepeta."

"Sure thing!" The energetic girl said turning around to scoop up some popcorn.

"I hope you are going to pay for all of this this time," Equius said handing Tav a bag of his chocolate candy.

"Ah no," Tavros said snatching the bag away then grabbing his poppin corn. "I'm going upstairs now." He said tearing the candy bag open then pouring all of the M&M's into the bag of popcorn then shaking it up. "Mmm…I really needed this."

"Taaaaaavroooos…come in my office real quick." His boss lady called standing outside of her room.

"Looks like someone's in trouble," Meenah snickered as she swept up.

"Shit," Tavros mumbled approaching his grinning boss.

~Meanwhile back at the radio station~

"Ok biguncle34 wants to know where baby's come from," Two Toned Sol said reading off the question from his computer.

"I got this one guys," Gamzee said being all chill like. "So if you put your paternal cool whip into the toilet of a bitches maternal stank stream then stir it around with your Betty Crocker fuck muscle she can close the lid then in three days a motherfuckin baby will crawl out!"

"Thank you G-Mak for that very detailed and beautiful accurate description of how a baby is made," Vile Vantas said sarcastically.

"Now bigmeat16 wants to know what you got locked up for Gamzee." Sollux read off again. "Guess we forgot to tell them why you got thrown in jail."

"He raped a nun!" Vile Vantas yelled throwing his empty bottle of Pepsi at Gamzee but missed.

"Well motherfucker…it was my third strike. I had already got caught breaking into this fucker's house then I stole a few cars and then I got pulled over one night and I was pretty fucked up so they just locked me up for a few months." Gamzee explained.

"Ok that wraps it up for that," Sollux said tired of the stupid questions.

"Later, see ya'll tomorrow," Gamzee yelled into his microphone.

"I'm so fucking tired," Karkat sighed taking his huge headphones off, now take me home Jackie Chan!"

"Fine c'mon let's go," Sollux said getting up from his chair then fishing his keys out of his pocket.

"Shit I can't wait to lay down," Gamzee said following his two friends out. "Been a long day ya know."

~a bit later~

Sollux drove up into the small driveway of the three's own little townhouse. "Wake yo little ass up," the Asian said slapping Karkat upside his head.

"Son of a fucking whore you don't have any right to wake me up like that!" Karkat screamed as he was slapped awake.

"Hey neighbor!" Gamzee said stepping out of the car waving at the thick glasses wearing hipster who was dragging his trash bin to the curb. "How's it hangin?"

"Oh hey Gam, didn't expect you guys to come home so early." He said placing the bin down. "I havve to admit that evver since you left it's been a lot quieter."

"I don't give a fuck!" Gamzee laughed interrupting his friend.

"Howw rude!" The white guy said angrily.

"Nah I'm just messin with ya Eridan," Gamzee said patting him on his back almost making his glasses fall off his pale freckled face.

"Hurry up fuck nut and get in the house!" Karkat yelled from the porch as Sollux was walking inside the dark house.

"Catch ya later bro," Gamzee said bye to Eridan before running off into the house.

"Man and I was enjoying the peace and quiet too," Eridan whined walking back to his house.

~back with Tav~

"So how did it go?" Meenah asked waltzing inside the projector room seeing Tavros sniping and taping the films. "Was she as pissed as she was last time?"

"No she wasn't," Tav said putting one of the reels up on the shelf. "It's a good thing too, I thought I was gonna have to eat her pussy again so I could keep my job."

"Oh yeah! That was pretty hot to watch," Meenah said walking in front of the fan. "Things got all heated up pretty quick!"

"Please don't remind me," Tavros said putting his hand in his popcorn bag and grabbing a hand full of the sweet and salty snack. "She kept tugging my hair and calling me her little brown bitch. Talk about degrading."

"Vriska's the bitch not you man that's for sure," she laughed stealing some of Tav's popcorn. "Well I'm gonna leave you alone for now."

"Awww! You mean you don't want to stay up here with me and fool around until the movie starts." Tav said hugging her tightly.

"Sorry man I still have some sweeping to do, but we sure can get down with each other when we get home." She said placing her huge what not's on his head. "Make sure you bring your new toy."