Okay so this is my first Fanfiction and well I have a question what are C2s?

Also disclaimer!!! I don't own Twilight

I swear I am messed up! Did someone slip me a happy pill? I don't remember accepting anything from the Cullen's; or did? Nope I didn't.

I felt buzzed… maybe it was the alcohol I drank earlier but I was singing Happy by Never Shout Never. And I have no idea why, I don't even listen to them. I don't even know all the lyrics so I'm singing "You make me happy lalalalala we should be happy lalala nananana happy hmhm hm hmhm…for the rest of my days!"

I'm even getting on my nerves. So of course I'm getting on Seth's and Jacob's nerves, especially Jacobs scents he's the one who thought the rest of the lyrics for me. We were trying to come up with a plan, which is hard when I'm singing.

See we were half way back to La Push when we noticed we didn't have a plan. I mean what the hell are we going to do? If we just go there God knows what they'll do!!! I mean, really it's kind of like we're- I don't know- rouge werewolf's.

God, Leah! ComplainedJacob, stop singing!

Get out of my head, then, lover boy. I thought.

I would if you weren't so freakin' loud.

Well to bad for you! Nanina happy happy happy…

Now that's messed up!!! You're just doing it on purpose now!!! Thought Seth…

Oh, shut up Seth! HAPPY!!!

Now actually I was starting to get pissed off, and just did it for-for no reason at all!

OKAY THAT'S IT! GO GET YOUR CLOTHES AND MEET BACK HERE!!! HUMAN!

Thank you… Seth whisper thought to Jake.

No kidding. Thought Jacob in amazement on how non-bitterly annoying I can be.

I'm still here! I thought.

And.... thought Seth…

I rolled my eyes, and went to go get my clothes.

"So, you got the plan?" asked Jacob.

"Its not a very hard plan to follow Jake." I said.

"Well, I was just saying. You know with that song in your head, you might not be listening."

"Well, for your information, as soon as I turned human that song left my head."

"I was just being cautious."

"Whatever."

"Are you sure it's going to work?" asked Seth.

"Sure sure" said Jake just shaking off Seth's worries.

I just rolled my eyes…

"Okay so… ready?" He asked.

"Yeah." I mumbled looking away from him getting naked.

Yeah, you heard me! He was taking off his cloths like it was the most natural thing in the world… Well for us it kind of is, but well it's still awkward-at least for me it is. He might have a killer body, but he was naked!

So I backed away from him and he turned wolf. Than he howled so loud I knew Sam could hear it but than Jake cut off mid howl and cocked his head to the side in wonder. Than Jake turned back to his naked self.

"Cool." he said, I a totally not cool voice. "I can talk to Sam. Come on, change of plans."

He started walking and we followed him.

"What do you mean you can talk to Sam?" I asked.

"It means I can talk to Sam. I can hear him in my head. When I want to, hopefully." He said.

"Wow." said Seth. "Is this another two pack thing?"

"Yeah, I guess." Said Jacob.

"Hm." I said.

"Yeah." said Jacob.

I could see isn't very happy about it, though. Or maybe said Sam something about there imprint. The First Werewolf/ Half Monster Baby Imprint! They could be a freak show. With Bella the Survivor of Sex with Queen Leech and Birth to Half Monster Baby! Along with Huge Muscle Bear, Sex Crazy Blond Sucker, Hungry Looking Cowboy, Physic Fashionesta, and the first ever Freak Werewolf Girl!

"I belong with the freaks." I mumbled

Cause, really the truth is I AM A FREAK!

That's when I saw Sam come out of the bushes and all my bitterness came back to me, like a punch to the face.