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Previously…

"Ok next I – Pod" said Miki reaching into the box and pulling out an I – Pod covered in bite marks…

Now…

The I-Pod was labeled 'Zetsu'

"Wow Zetsu has one … and tried to eat it" said Miki looking at the severely chewed I-Pod.

"Why does he eat everything?" asked Kirk

"Maybe because he's a cannibal" said Miki.

"Any let's see what's on planty's I-Pod" said Kirk

"Hold up which play list first 'Dark Half' or 'Light Half'?" Miki asked Kirk wondering why both halves would have a play list.

"Dark Half" said Kirk.

"Ok" said Miki clicking 'Dark Half'

Caramelldansen (Speedycake Remix) by Caramell (A/N YOU MUST LOOK THIS UP ON YOUTUBE!!!)

Both Miki and Kirk sat there laughing at the song.

"You know only Japan can make a bubble-gum pop song this addictive" said Kirk after listening to the song.

"Um sorry to burst your bubble but it's from a band from Switzerland" said Miki.

Kirk shot him a death glare for proving him wrong. "Next song" he said.

Animal I' Have Become by Three Days Grace

"If he had a theme song this would be it" said Miki pointing at the song title scrolling across the top of the screen.

"Yeah" said Kirk "Anyway hurry up next song".

I Don't Want To Stop by Ozzy Osborne

"I think this is about his cannibalism" said Miki using his sixth sense.

"Oh really? Yea think?!" Said Kirk sarcastically.

"Yeah anyway next song" said Miki.

Cannibal by Static-X

"Wow you know that was so damn obvious" said Miki.

"Yeah I'm not even gonna comment on this" said Kirk dryly.

"Ok so the next song will be the last for the Dark Half" said Miki.

Safety Dance by Men Without Hats

Both K irk and Miki just stared blankly at the screen and then burst out laughing.

"This guy is too damn funny" said Kirk still laughing.

"I know and this is his evil half" said Miki.

"Ok so light half now?" Kirk asked Miki who was busy clicking the I-Pod trying to find the second playlist.

"Um one moment I just found his pictures" Miki said "They are labeled past victims" he added.

Kirk just gave the WTF face or the O.o face.

"Yeah I know oh here's the playlist" Miki said click the I-Pod one last time.

"Really? Ok what's the first song?" said Kirk.

"It is …" said Miki followed by a click.

Land Down Under by Men At Work

"Zetsu comes from a land down under" said Miki in a sing song voice.

"Don't do that again" said Kirk.

"Whatever next song" said Miki.

Cyanide by Metallica

"I've said it once I'll say it again the Akatsuki have a great taste in music" said Miki.

"So stop saying it!" said Kirk.

"Fine next song" said Miki.

Somebody's Watching Me by Rockwell

"Well that's what you get for having to personalities" said Miki in a condescending tone.

"Yeah he really should have thought that one through" said Kirk.

"Yep next song is…" said Miki.

Paranoid by Black Sabbath

"HA! Another reason he should have that through!" said Miki in an in your face tone.

"I guess this the result of having two people in one brain" said Kirk.

"Ok this is the final song for this Zetsu" said Miki.

Just Lose It by Eminem

"The story of Zetsu's life" said Miki turning off his I-Pod.

"Yeah so next I-Pod" said Kirk.

"Ok Ok just hold on" said Miki reaching into the box pulling out a severely burned I-Pod…