Lina smacked Xellos in the head as hard as she could. "What was that for, Lina?" "Are all monsters mental disabled or are you just special? What is wrong with you? I really think you should stop hanging around us you're getting really creepy!" "Is that so? And why may I ask?" "Why? Stop playing with me what do you mean why? For the last couple of days you kept on kissing me and even bought me jewelry!"
"So you didn't like it?" "No, I did like it…SNAP OUT OF IT! Stop playing around Xellos!" Xellos smiled. "Oh come on, I said you owe me a favor and that is you kissing me." Lina grabbed his collar. "You can't seriously mean it! I'll do anything else! I swear! I'll clean your room for a week, no a MONTH! I'll do any task you don't want to do! But please don't make me do it!"
"Is kissing me that big of a deal? Or are you just too nervous to do it? Perhaps you're…scared?" Lina's face was brick red. "Why would I be scared of kissing you idiot?" "Then why don't you?" Lina grunted as she closed her eyes shut and tapered her lips, waiting for Xellos to close the gap. "Not like that Lina, you have to kiss me." Lina groaned as she slowly reached over his lips, giving him a small peck. Xellos pulled her head back so he continued to kiss her, trying to open her mouth. Lina yelped starting to say something, giving him access inside her. Lina jumped, biting his tongue, making him let go of her.
"ONE MORE THING LIKE THIS ON OUR WAY TO FILIA AND I SWEAR TO THE LORD OF NIGHTMARES I WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR MISTRESS WITH A SINGLE SHOT!"
Lina slept in the bed, not letting Xellos climb in the bed, even if it hurt her hand. The next day they finally arrived in the kingdom of Zoana, which was rebuilt and looked more beautiful than before. It didn't take long for Martina and Zangulas to show up, along with a pair of twin girls, Martina having a belly again. After Martina made quite a few remarks about Lina's chest and Lina barely managing not to kill her (she was pregnant after all) she told them where Filia's shop was and so they went over there.
Filia hugged them all tight, even Xellos because he was chained to Lina, and told them they could take whatever they liked from her shop. Gourry found a couple of stronger swords made by the dragons, Amelia took some nice china and after that they ate a meal prepared by Jillas and Gravos. In the meantime, Filia went with Lina and Xellos in the backroom, where a small Valgaav was playing with his toys. He was in a pale blue shirt and white pants. His horn was gone, as well as his scars on his face and he smiled happily. Lina hoped he didn't feel any grudges from his previous life.
"When that Naga girl came into my shop, I knew she wasn't serious so I didn't want to sell her anything. But it appears she stole a pair of chains from the storage that are little too dangerous to sell to normal people, being so hard to open up." Filia explained. "These chains are made for quarrels, especially between couples. Until the pair makes up, it can't be removed by any form of magic. So you to will have to say something nice to each other and then probably kiss."
"AARGH no more kisses I've had it! Just thinking that Naga wanted to chain me with her makes me puke!" "Shh, Lina, if you keep going like that we will be chained forever. I'll start if you want. You are beautiful and you have really nice breasts." Lina's vein popped up. "If I hadn't risk my escape I would've kicked your ass just now." "Your turn." "Umm…let's see… you have…nice eyes?" The chains glowed.
"It's working! Now we would only have to…" Xellos kissed her and the chains fell off. "Free at last!" "Though I've been thinking, a monster's power could easily break the barrier so why didn't it?" Filia asked. Xellos smirked. "Of course it could, it was just too funny of an adventure to miss. Lina's jaw dropped.
"So all this time you could've escaped but chose to play with me? What was the purpose of this crap you put me through?" Xellos opened one eye and raised his finger. "That is a secret." He then kissed her one more time. "Pleasure, as always."
"Wait, come back here! FIRE-" Her powers weren't working anymore! Not now… "I told you that time of the month was coming soon. It really strikes you when you least expect it doesn't it?" "If you tell anyone about what happened I will dragon slave you the next time you come around." "I will keep my mouth shut if you give me another kiss."
"FILIA GIVE ME YOUR MACE XELLOS YOU'RE DEAD!" Xellos chuckled as he flew outside."Lina you'll destroy the city again." "I DON'T CARE! COME BACK HERE!"
So, this was the last chapter. No wonder Lina had that O.o look when they saw Xellos in Revolution. Thanks for watching. Love you all! (Ally I hope cows like it too :P)
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