"What happened to that thing you and your friend always carried?" asked Link.

"You mean the taser?" Star replied.

He nodded.

"Tasers are, like, so five minutes ago," Star said. "Now I will dress you up in something stupid and drag you all through town."

Zelda appeared by Link's side. "Where's Ganondorf?"

Star had shifty eyes. "Uh…"

Somewhere in the middle of New York City

"Hello, everybody!" yelled Monica in the middle of Times Square. "Meet my new friend Ganondorf!"

Ganon unwillingly, of course, was in a bunny costume and sporting a tutu.

A bunch of kids passing by threw their slurpies at him.

Back in the auditorium

"Zant, you're up!" Star yelled.

The Twili was messing up Star's DS and abusing her Nintendogs. "Oh great, what now?"

"Another song. Now go!"

Zant was thrown onstage, along with Link, Zelda, Midna, Ilia, and Ganondorf.

"Why are they with me?" demanded Zant.

"Why him?" yelled Midna.

"Shut it and start singing!"

Note: There's a lot of profanity in this song.

Zant:

Shoes.
Shoes.
Shoes.
Oh my God.
Shoes.

Ganon:

Let's get some shoes.
Let's get some shoes.
Let's get some shoes.
Let's get some shoes.

Both:

Shoes.
Shoes.
Shoes.
Oh, my God, shoes.
Shoes.

Zant:

These shoes rule.

Ganon:

These shoes suck.

Zant:

These shoes rule.

Ganon:

These shoes suck!

Both:

Shoes.
Shoes.
Shoes.
Oh, my God, shoes.

Zant:

These shoes rule.
These shoes suck.

These shoes suck.
These shoes suck!

Zelda:

I think you have too many shoes.

Zant:

Shut up!

Midna:

I think you have too many shoes.

Zant:

Shut up!

Link:

I think you have too many shoes.

Ganon:

Shut up!

(He throws Link on the floor and starts strangling him.)

Stupid boy.

Zant:

Stupid boy.

Both:

Let's get some shoes.

Let's party!

Zant:

These shoes are three hundred dollars.
These shoes are three hundred dollars.
These shoes are three hundred fucking dollars.

Both:
Let's get 'em!

Ilia:

Um...this style runs small. I don't think you're gonna fit.
I mean, your feet are kinda big.

Ganon:

Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, by the way bitch,
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU!

"You know, that song was pretty neat," said Star. "It really fits you two."

Zant and Ganon glare at her and start attacking her around the room.