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Mystery of the Meteorite
Chapter 3: Sexy Jail Bait
After the fateful meeting that evening, Mamoru reached his apartment, full of hope to be finally able to relax a bit. The outers agreed (after much bidding and pleading on Mamoru's part) to keep Usagi for the night in their home.
He loved Usagi, he really did, but at the moment four incredible strong and reckless Senshi were more capable of keeping an eye on her than a tired and momentary powerless Earth prince.
Mamoru stepped into his much deserved, peaceful home, walked around the pieces that once were his living-room, closed his eyes and enjoyed the needed silence.
Five minutes later he walked into the still faultless kitchen (that place was the only room Usagi would never lay a hand on, since it provides the pregnant woman with food), opened the refrigerator and grabbed a can of beer out of his secret case. His wife never liked alcohol and especially in her pregnancy she wouldn't drink anything of it but it would still be a pretty good object to throw at his head (he speaks out of experience there).
Placing himself on the site of his couch that wasn't destroyed beyond repair, he turns the TV on, which magically (ha!) survived Usagi's latest wrath, and sunk back to enjoy a relaxing evening.
Switching until he reached the news channel, he began to drink his beer and listened half-heartedly to the happy-go-lucky news reporter.
"...and again the sightings of a Yeti proved to be another scientist who tried to attract the hairy beast. Well, I prefer less hairy partners. Wouldn't you, Sally?" The reporter said with a wink to his co-worker.
"I would, John." She answered with a meaningful look in his direction, "so now to four young men who would be far more to my taste."
Shortly before a photo appeared on the screen, Mamoru stood up with a growl. He just realized that Usagi destroyed a report he made for university. Great, another work of six hours for nothing. Grabbing the pieces up from the floor, he didn't realize who the reporter is talking about.
"These four young men were found completely naked in Kameyama Park, Kyoto. An older couple called the police after seeing them strolling helplessly around. Manami Ayame got the chance to talk to the couple about their fabulous discovery. Ayame,
A young woman appeared on the screen, standing in a dark area with two nervous looking man and woman in their 60s.
"Thanks, Sally. I'm standing here directly at the place where the four apparently amnesic young men where found. Kichirou-san, you were enjoying a quiet evening walk through the park... what happened exactly?" She asked and hold her microphone to the elderly man.
"Well, Kimiko, my wife, and I walked around and talked about the nice evening we spend with our friends when we suddenly heard a noise behind one of the bushes. We stepped closer and were very surprised to hear voices. There aren't many people so late at night in the park, you see. When we were finally able to look behind the bushes, my wife shrieked at the sight of them. They were completely naked and not even tried to hide their private parts."
The man sighed. "Young people these days... . Well, they heard my wife of course and the long haired punk with the white hair stepped up to me and was surprisingly polite. He said, he would be sorry for their state of dress and asked if I could help them. I, totally astonished by the young lad's manners, suggested to call the police and he actually agreed to it! Much to his friends dislike though... The fellow with the short hair even mentioned a prince or lord or something."
"Interesting, and what happened then? Did they fight?" , the young reporter asked, obviously not the least bit offended by the thought of four sexy young men fighting completely naked.
"No, nothing of the sort. It seemed like the punk was their leader or something... even extremely strong looking brown haired man didn't try to question his decision for long."
Apparently disappointed Manami Ayame thanked the man and gave back to the studio.
"Thank you, Ayame." Sally said, grinning widely. "After questioning the young men, the police published that they remember their names of being Kunzite, Jadeite, Nephrite and Zoicite."
That finally got Mamoru's attention. Dropping his work again, he jumped to the TV and looked at the picture. There they were... his former dead guardians in prison clothes.
He stayed that way even when the sport news began, unable to realize what he just saw. It needed the shrill ringing of his mobile phone to get him back to reality. With his mouth still wide open and fixed eyes on the TV, he took the phone out of his pocket and answered the call.
The excited voice of Mizuno Ami came to his ear.
He was able to catch words like "amazing", "scientific wonder", "secret" and "prison" out of the storm of words the ice warrior threw against him. He would have grinned about the unusually talkative Ami, if he wasn't that out of it, that is.
When her flood of words ended, Mamoru realized that it was time for him to actually say something he coughed out the only thing that came to his mind.
"Eh?"
"Don't "Eh" me, Mamoru! Didn't you listen to me? What happened to the stones?"
He, literally, slapped his forehead. Why didn't he thought of that?
Because he didn't thought of ANYTHING in the last 10 minutes.
Slowly he stepped into his bedroom, almost afraid of knowing the truth. What if his guardians weren't truly back but some evil world-conqueror-wannabes disguised themselves as them.
The first thing he saw was the box on the floor. It was melted on several parts.
Then he looked at the window, he left open before fleeing from his wife.
"They are gone... They are truly gone!" Mamoru said into his mobile and began to laugh maniacally. They are back! He wasn't the only male in their group anymore!
Every other male would kill to be in your position, moron! One man between nine girls in mini skirts... truly a terrible fate!
While Mizuno Ami listened to what could only be his mental breakdown, she asked herself one question again: Was the world truly in good hands?
"How does sitting around help us again to find our prince?" Jadeite asked for the 275 time since they were locked away for 'indecent behaviour'. The police wasn't sure what to do with them. They didn't seem to be crazy and the public was very interested into these young men.
The female officers didn't blame them, though. They often thought of some unlikely excuse to go and see them much to Jadeite's and Zoicite's amusement. Those two still loved to flirt with the fair sex.
"Just shut up, Jade." Nephrite said yawning. Kunzite thought that their naked stroll in the park won't go unnoticed by the media and mentioned their names in hope of Mamoru or one of the Senshi is going to hear about it.
It was now 6 o'clock in the morning and they were getting restless. What if the Senshi decided to just leave them there? They couldn't tell the police Mamoru's name because they were afraid of troubling their young prince so waiting was now their only option.
Kunzite sat in a corner, already thinking about a back-up plan when a vision of gold entered their momentary home. Jadeite whistled, obviously not realizing who the beauty was, and Zoicite made himself ready to give her a good idea of his flirting skills.
Slowly Kunzite stand up and walked to the prison door.
"Lady Venus, it's a pleasure to see you again." He said and bowed politely which caused the others to gasp. Their rescue was finally there.
Ok, that's it for now.
I guess you got why I named this chapter "Sexy Jail Bait", ne?
Which woman wouldn't be lured into jail by them? ;)
But don't worry, it's just a pun and the four are of course of legal age.
Review please! And you can of course also tell me what you DON'T like. I'm not someone who can't take criticism :)
That also include grammar mistakes and so on. Since English isn't my first language, I'm doing most likely still lots of mistakes.
See ya next time,
Noir86
