Okay I return, shelly is my new name for my friend who doesn't want to be told off...opps wrong fic (Im tooo lazy to back space...) Alright back to the ficcy...


"Naruto-chan, what d-did you do to S-sasuke-san, anyways?" Hinata asked coming back from getting the lastest craving supplies.

"Thanks," Naruto took the bag from her and walked into the kitchen. "I keep telling you, I didn't do anything to Sasuke. He brought it all upon himself..." Naruto muttered to himself before starting to prepare his food concoction.

"B-but how do y-you know this will happen to S-sasuke-san?"

Naruto stop and thought for a minute, setting down his utensils to tap his chin with his finger. He picked up the utensil again before replying, "Because I know Sasuke."

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Naruto had told Kiba about the baby. He also told Kiba about how he'd like the mutt face to be his child's godfather. Kiba none-the-less accepted and told Shino. So from time to time they came to visit, and well this time they wish they hadn't.

"So again, why is Naru-chan throwing up?" Kiba asked Hinata who was with the two boys waiting outside the bathroom door.

"He has morning sickness, Kiba." Shino answered for her, for she was some how sleeping in that very uncomfortable crouching position.

They heard the toilet flush and Hinata's eyes snapped open as she slowly stood up, wiping her eyes. Naruto opened the door and walked out holding his stomach. "Uggggggh..." He dragged. He stumbled over to the bed and calasped. "Ugggggh..." He whined again.

"Naru-chan you feel...o...kay...?" Kiba slowed as he heard Naruto growl.

"Kiba! Do I look like I feel okay? I've got a fucking human growing in my fucking stomach, I can't stop throwing the fuck up and I feel like fucking shit! Does that answer your fucking question?.!" Naruto spat out.

"I'm sorry, Naru-chan...?" They looked at Naruto. Naruto dropped on the floor, tears were gathering in his eyes as he looked sadly at them.

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! I'm sorry Kiba! Waaaaah! I want my Sasuke, the bed's so cold and nothings the saaame. Waaaaaaaaaaaaah! I'm a horrible friend!" Naruto cried. Kiba backed away from the swinging player.

"Naruto-san, do you want some ramen?" Shino asked hoping to calm Naruto. Well, it didn't calm him down at all but he had stopped crying and pulled everyone out of the room to Ichiraku's (sp?).

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Naruto had slipped away to piss, Shino and Kiba stared at Hinata who was sleeping in her ramen. Kiba shook her shoulder. Hinata's head shot up making noodles and liquid fly everywhere.

"Hinata, are you okay?" Kiba asked.

"Yeah...yeah it's just Naru-chan has kept me up for the past few days running around the house with a blanket claiming the ghost of Charles Dwain is after him..." She yawned and laid her head back into the soup.

Kiba looked at Shino, "Who's Charles Dwain?"

Shino shook his head unknowingly before Naruto had returned.

"Hina-chan! Don't drown yourself!" Naruto shrieked. "I'm sorry it's all my fault! I'm sorry for keeping you up and msking you help me and and and-" And so the ranting went on until the could convince him against what he was saying... which took a while. Okay more like until Hinata started to talk in her sleepand said she stole the cookie from the cookie jar in which Naruto paused, stopped, starred and started to chase after the now fully awake Hinata.

-------With Sasuke-----

Sasuke woke up, it was the end of the first month of the mission and he'd had started to get strange dreams. He reached his warm sweaty hand to his forehead. He couldn't put his finger on it, but he was starting to feel...backed-up.

His chest puffed out as he sucked in a big breath of air. He got up and packed his sleeping bag. He walked over to the others at the camp fire. They all looked to him with a cat's curiousity.

"Sasuke-san, are you alright. You were yelling in your sleep." One of the guys asked.

"Hn." Sasuke said, ignoring them. He picked up a stick with a fish already in place to cook it. He held it over the fire and still ignored the others around him. He ate in silence, nibbling on the fish every now and then.

Sasuke finished and the others packed up and they went on there way to retrieve the special herbs from the village Tsunade was sending them to. They jumped branch to branch with practiced ninja skills.

Sasuke thought about it. They should be at the village in about a half a month from now, then be heading back. Sasuke hoped that the way back would be as easy as the way there.

Sasuke felt another chakra come toward them. He immediately stopped, as did the others. Soon more and more chakra was present. The troop looked around, preparing for a fight.

So much for a smooth way up. Sasuke thought.

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They had minor injuriess from the mini war. Sasuke washed a gash with iodine before closing it with a bandage.

One of the guy's looked in his direction to see if he was ready and okay. Sasuke nodded. Once again they were on their way after disposing of the bodies.

Sasuke went back to thinking. This time he thought about Naruto. How big will Naruto's tummy be when Sasuke returned? Was he eating right? Was he okay? Who had he blabbered to?

Sasuke shook his head. He decided he needed to think about something else. He thought about his dream. It was weird.

I mean dreaming of my lil ponies humping each other is wierd right? Sasuke shivered at the thought. Why the hell did he dream of that? Why not Naruto under him, panting deep breaths that clouded in the cool winter's night as they made love under the stars on Sasuke's roof? Sasuke felt his pants. Maybe it wouldn't be good to think about dreams either.

Sasuke shook his head again, ignoring the weird stares he had gained from his team mates.

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Sasuke smiled. The others were sleeping and he stood watch. He looked at the sky. What should they name the child.

If it was a girl, possibly Athena, goddess of war? Or if a boy, Loki, the god of mischief? No they were all too...Gawdy? Sasuke sighed.

What would he have to do for the baby? Feed it? Burp it? Change its diaper?

Sasuke shivered at teh thought of cleaning a child's dirty diaper. He would get Naruto to do that. But what if Naruto left for a few days on a mission? Naruto would definately want out of the house for a while to train or something as soon as he could.

A voice came from behind him. "Hey, Uchiha, your shifts up. My turn." It was the only girl on the mission. She was older and definitely had more experience in life. Her hair was turning gray.

Sasuke got up and went to his tent when right before he entered se called out : "Don't worry, changing diapers ain't that hard after you get used to it."

Sasuke blushed before hiding inside his tent. The lady let out a laugh and Sasuke wished he had Naruto to cuddle with right now.


Waaaaaaaaaaaah! I tried sooo hard this chappy! Its hard for me not to put "And" in every sentance...im stoopid like that... PS sorry for horrible grammer I was too bored to reread.