A/N: I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry. I know it's been way to long. Just a quick note, Navi is in this but I don't like her all that much, so she is having an affair with a male fairy and is mostly only there in the mornings. I know that having Navi in this doesn't make sense but I don't really care.
Disclaimer: I own nothing."Naja!" Link shouted, "It's time to get up!"
Zelda moaned and pulled a pillow over her head.
"Oh…right…sorry Princess,"
Zelda sighed, "You can call me Zelda you know…Hey I forgot to ask, what's your name?"
" It's Link," Link said chuckling slightly
" Oh well…nice to meet you?"
Link just laughed.
At that moment, Naja came down the ladder and went to stand beside Link. She looked from the Princess to Link and back again.
"Dad, why is the princess in your bed?" she asked suggestively.
" Okay I know what you're thinking and first of all no that's not what happened and second… WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT?" Link roared, eyes wide
" Goddess Dad there's no need to yell. And as for your question, Navi told me,"
"NAVI, GET YOUR PIXI BUT IN HERE RIGHT NOW."
"What do you want Link?" asked Navi flying in the window.
" What have you been filling my daughter's head with?" asked Link using that tone adults use when they're trying to force themselves to be calm. (A/N you all know what I'm talking about)
" Oh loosen up Link, Think of it this way now you don't have to go through the humiliation of telling her your self. And by the way… I AM NOT A PIXI."
"Yes you are, and you can not rave to my daughter about what your doing at night."
"Hey shut up Link it's not just the night… It's most of the day to!"
At this point Link and Navi engaged themselves in a full out argument complete with yelling and screaming.
After about fife-teen minutes of listening to this both Zelda and Naja were a little frustrated.
" Hey guys maybe now would be a good time to stop this, I mean think about the example your setting for Naja," said Zelda, trying to solve things in a civil and peaceful manner.
" HEY LISTEN!" shouted Naja not caring squat about peace.
" Naja," Link said, perfectly calm, " Navi's been a bad influence on you."
" Oh I've been a bad influence. Well I think-"
"Please don't start this again," Zelda interrupted.
" Right sorry princess…hey Naja why don't you go get dressed so we can have breakfast," said Link noticing Naja's pyjamas.
"Okay, sure Dad."
"And as for you," Said Link addressing Navi "Why don't you run along and play with your 'friend' Herbert."
"Fine I will!" said Navi flying back out the window.
"Sorry you had to see that," Said link calmly addressing Zelda now "Navi can be a bit frustrating at times… It doesn't exactly bring out the best in me."
" That's alright, I listen to my father yell all the time."
Link smiled warmly at her. I was right her eyes do sparkle He thought
They didn't know how long they sat (or in Link's case stood) there looking into each others eyes, but whether the moment lasted for seconds or hours it was shattered by Naja climbing down the ladder and demanding breakfast.
After breakfast Link changed Zelda's bandages. It was still bleeding but it had gone down considerably.
Around noon Link left to pick up some medicine from Kakariko.
" So Zelda," Naja said after her father had left "are you and Dad in love?"
" What! No! w-why do you ask?" Zelda asked, obviously nervous
"Because he stares at you a lot… and you stare at him, and when ever you get caught you look away."
"Well that's not because we're in love."
"Are you sure? Cause I think he really likes you."
" I'm afraid we're just friends, if we're even that."
" But you want to be more don't you?'
Zelda sighed "yes" she admitted.
"Than you will be, so you have to promise me something."
"Alright what?"
"You have to promise that you'll be nice to him and all the sick people who ask for his help…even if they do bad things"
"What kind of things"
"Things like…stealing, lots of them steal. But Dad says that just because people do bad things doesn't always mean there bad."
"Okay I promise… anything else?"
"Yes…you have to promise to still let him spend time with me…even when your married and don't want me around."
"Oh Naja, first I really don't think we'll be getting married. Second your Dad and I will always want you around, No matter what."
" Promise!"
" Okay I promise, is that all?"
" No, one more. This one is the most important, you have to promise not to ever tell the bad men in armour where we are."
"I-I promise."
"Good"
All right that's the end. I hope there are no more weird spacing issues. If there are I'm sorry. I only have 3 reviews right now, What's up with that? More would be greatly appreciated. A BIG thank you to Jamie lord of the gingers, Lilmissmighty, and Brie.
