Chapter 4000000
Authors note: hey guyz! Lol I said chapter 4000000 but its really chapter 4! Lolololoololoololloloololol omg ok so story now… lol this chapter is soo good I worked so hard on it. Hope you kike it!
John and his Molly Pony were surrounded by security people in the office. Suddenly, John did a majestic flip off of his molly pony and did an amazing kongfu kick in mid-air! He kicked one of the guards faces and the guard fell backwards. He landed on a mime and the whole building exploded. John jumped on the molly pony and they ran away from the flame that was consuming the office. They ran out of the burning building just as it exploded. John was happy that they were alive but he wanted to KIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEE EEEE EEE E. he took a time bomb out of his pocket, set it for 15 minutes, and forced it down the throte of the molly pony. He then rode the molly pony into a McDonalds, ordered a big mac, and left the molly pony tied to a table. (guys… John never paid!) John then locked all the doors so the people couldn't get out. He ran away as fast as he could. Then when he was far away, the molly pony exploded, killing all the people inside! to be continued…..
