A/N; Thanx for all the great reviews guys! here is the next chap, some of you wanted the Harry one, but i promise that is up next...


I am going insane, I must be.

I am hallucinating.

I swear I just saw Ron Weasly, Sidekick of The-Boy-Who-Will-Never-Leave-Me-Alone-And-Die enter my private chambers and declare his love for me.

I must be going insane.

I am.

I plan to take this up with Dumbledore; no doubt he will find the whole thing Hilarious and encourage me to be nicer to the students. He will be encouraging them to hug me in the corridors next.

On second thoughts, I won't see Albus about this.

I am going to kill Weasley though.

Slowly.

"…"

Oh gods, another knock at the door.

If it's that little...

"Severus?"

Minerva, uuuurgh.

"Come in"

"how lovely to see you" she smiled, "I was just wondering why you haven't been attending dinner lately"

I stare at her blankly.

"Or breakfast or lunch for that matter"

"Where and when I choose to eat is my business" I tell her

"Fine" she says, "I was just concerned is all, I will be going now then"

"Please do" I tell her.

"Oh and I saw Ronald Weasley leave here in a bit of a rush just before I came in, anything to do with you?"

I take a deep sigh.

"No" I simply say.

She nods her head curtly and exits.

Good riddance.

"Ronald Weasley" I hiss aloud, "will pay"

"I heard that!" I voice shouts through the door.

Urgh.

"He better owe you something Severus, I do not want you harming my students"

I simply sneer at the door until I hear her footsteps echo away.

Insufferable Gryffindor's.

Well mostly insufferable Gryffindor's, I can think of at least one I wouldn't mind being stuck on a desert island with.

Hmmm.

I bet they are up to something, all of them.

If they are I will surely find out, thought I doubt it Dumbledore will want to hear any of it.

There are probably loop holes as to what they can get away with. I daresay Potty and Weasly know them all off by heart. But Miss Granger, well that is interesting, that is if she is actually part of their plan.

I doubt that, she must be the voice of reason.

If I can get her on my side, I would be able to give those insufferable Gryffindor pricks detention for the rest of their lives.

But how to do that?

She likes books, and asks questions.

I could simply offer to give her some private tutoring.

Hmmm.


A/N; hope you like it, Sev is my fave character so far...

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