Tsukiyaminokaze: Phew! this chapter was really hard to write! i got writer's block for like...a million years!

oh, and Hikaru Hitachiin? So...Where's Tamaki's Mom? & You're right! just name the piano piece!

Also, Mori-senpai seems a big OOC in this chapter...but this is how it came out in my head...so sorry...if i can later...i'll fix it.


C sharp

When the boys came back to the music room, they discovered Haruhi and Suzume beat them. The two girls were sitting on a sofa talking. Suzume was the first to stand up. She was wearing a boy's uniform similar to the Ouran Academy boy uniform, but instead of it being purple, it was black. Around Suzume's neck was a black collar with a silver dog tag. She smiled and pulled Haruhi up. Haruhi, not expecting to be yanked up, fell forward onto Tamaki.

Suzume faked surprise and exclaimed, "Oh, gomen! Haruhi, Tamaki-oh that rhymes!- sorry! are you two okay?"

Haruhi bolted up and pulled Tamaki up. Tamaki, blushing, nodded.

Suzume grinned and whispered, "Tamaki, grab your chance! Haruhi isn't going to stay single forever!"

At that moment, Renge activated her high power motor elevator-thing. She popped out of the floor wearing a Sakura (from Naruto) costume/kimono. (A/N; i think Renge and Sakura are alike. They're both annoying, boy-crazy, clingy, and creepy!) The Host Club members (excluding Suzume) sweatdropped and muttered, "Renge..." as if she was a bad omen. Renge squeeled and stars appeared in her eyes.

"Oh ho ho ho! The Host Club has a new member?!" she inquired, "Who is he?"

She lept off her eleveator-thing and closely examined Suzume. Suzume, who was very creeped out, stepped away and hid behind the nearest person in an attempt to keep her secret. That person was Kyouya.

Renge immediately flushed red and shouted, "What are you doing, coward?! Why are you hiding behind Kyo-chan?!?!" (A/N; Renge loves Kyouya, well, now she does. She used to stay because Kyouya looked like a video game character she fell in love with, but now she really has grown a huge crush on Kyouya. Kyouya...ignores her most of the time.) Kyouya turned around and poked Suzume on the forehead. "You don't have to avoid people.," he whispered, "Okay? Have more confidence in your abilities." Suzume nodded and stepped up from behind him.

"Who are you calling a coward?" Suzume seethed as her eyes flashed red again, "My father used to get into fights with gangs! And he's a weakling! So, I have to fight them! And I've been doing that for three years! Think about it! A fourteen year old taking on gang leaders two times taller than h-himself(1) and weigh five times more! I'm anything but a coward!"

Renge paled, then whispered, "o-oh, I didn't know..."

Suzume visibally relaxed (A/N; her hair was literally spiked to the tips and now it relaxed into it's curved position) and said, "Don't go around judging people! It makes people feel horrible about themselves and it makes you a big jerk."

Renge nodded, then said, "Au revior Host Club! I'll see you guys soon..." She lept onto her elevator-thing and disappeared into the floor.

Suzume sighed and asked, "Wait, aren't we on the second floor? Then how does that girl-oh Renge, sorry- Renge come up to our floor without a base to put her motor?" The others shrugged. "oh, well...I have to go to the bathroom...Where is it?" she asked sheepishly.

Mori-senpai spoke up and said, "Walk out of this room and make a left. There's a private bathroom only for this room. You can't miss it." Suzume nodded and sped off.

Tamaki, Haruhi, Hikaru, Kaoru, Honey-senpai, and Mori-senpai huddled into a circle.

"Did you see that?" Tamaki hissed.

"Yuh, we did," said Hikaru and Kaoru, "We thought Kyouya had no emotions related to kindness."

"You know, I'm right here. I can hear you," said Kyouya coolly, "I am human. I do have emotions."

"But it's so unusual!" exclaimed Haruhi, "You usually don't do anything that doesn't give you merits!"

"What makes you think I didn't get a merit just then?" asked Kyouya.

Tamaki's eyes widened. "W-wait...Kyouya...you like her?" he asked quietly.

Kyouya looked away, blushed and nodded.

"Well then, I'll help you." said Suzume.

Kyouya bristled and stepped back. "W-what?" he stammered, "Did you hear...everything?"

Suzume sighed and shrugged. "Not everything..." she replied, "In fact, I just came in"-everyone sighed in relief-"...what? I only heard Tamaki ask Kyouya if he liked 'her'...Is it Renge? Or some other girl I don't know? Come on! You can tell me!And once you do, I'll help you get hooked up with her."

Kyouya combed back his bangs with his fingers. "Um..." he replied slowly, "I would like to keep that to myself, but I would appreciate the help..."

"And us, the Host Club, will make it our mission!" interrupted Tamaki, "Our mission is to help poor Kyouya charm the girl of his dreams!" He posed and winked at Haruhi.

She sweatdropped and gritted out, "Tamaki. Please. Stop."

Tamaki laughed and said, "You know, Suzume used to say the same thing!"

Suzume slapped her forehead and motioned for Tamaki to come over. Once he did, Suzume started to lecture him. Quietly, mind you. "Idiot! Baka!" she hissed, "Don't mention me! And stop doing that! Everyone in France just stared at you! How are you so oblivious to--"

The big grandfather clock in the room chimed 7 'o' clock p.m.

"Mitsukuni, stop eating cake," said Mori-senpai, "You know the rules. We have to go eat now. Even first years must obey the rules on their first day. It's sad. Mitsukuni and I know. We've been through it. But you'll get used to it. In fact--" he was interrupted by a huge growl. Suzume blushed and looked away.

"Hey, at least my stomach already adjusted!" she joked, "C'mon! I'll race you guys to the Cafeteria!"

"But Suzume! You don't know where it is!" shouted Haruhi.

"I don't!" replied Suzume, "My nose and stomach do!"

Thus, the Host Club followed Suzume to the Cafeteria. And everything was alright.


(1)Suzume was about to say "herself" but caught herself just in time, so it came out as a stutter.

Is that the end? NO!! Next chappie will be longer! and it will take me longer to update, so dont expect me to finish that quickly! And dont wait for me!!