Luann's POV:

Haha Miley you cannot fool me. And the pitiful thing is that you ever tried to. Stupid, stupid girl. Will you ever learn? Of course I knew that you'd sneak out to your super hottie boyfriend, and of course to Rico's down by the beach, where else? There is nowhere else around here! And of course I followed you, what else would I do? And so now, here you are, making out with your idiot Hottie of the Year whatever dude person, and I'm just pitifully hiding behind one of these rocks, watching. Why in the world would Jake Ryan fall for Miley I mean there's so many other girls he could pick I mean if he saw me he'll think I was Miley and… That's it!

Miley's POV:

"Miley," said Jake after going up for air.

"What?"

"This might be a bit of a shock…but I think you have an identical twin."
"What??" I heard myself say in surprise. It hadn't occurred to me yet whom he was talking about.

"There is this girl that looks exactly like you behind that rock. It's okay. Breathe, breathe, breathe…" Jake said grasping my shoulders firmly.

"Jake," I started. How thick was he?? But cute…"Remember? That's my cousin," I yelled angrily.

I leapt off the rock and stormed off to the rock Jake had been pointing to.

And, of course, there was my dumb cousin, Luann, peering around the side of the rock.

"Where did Miley go?" I heard her whisper to herself.

I sneakily crept up behind her and screamed, "Here, dummy! Turn around!"

Luann swiveled her head around, and looked appalled.

"Yes! Yes, Luann, I am talking to you! What are you doing? Invading on my personal life like that? You cannot do that to me! Should I do that to you? How would you like it if I did? Oh wait, I can't really do that…since you've got no personal life. Oh well then, I guess the only payback that matches up what you've done to me is death. But, ooh…so many different ways to kill you! Electric chair, hanging—" I snickered as I brainstormed.

I could be evil to her! She was always evil to me!! How could I not be evil to her? Unfair. Treat others the way they treat you. All's fair in love and w—oh wait, wrong one…

I felt Jake's hand wrap around my shoulder and pull me closer to him.

Luann just looked at both of us with a clear expression of jealously. Haha…. You'll never be in such a beautiful relationship, Luann. You won't even get the opportunity.

Her mouth hung open. She ground teeny grains of sand between her index finger and thumb. Envy, envy, envy….

"What are we going do with you, Luann? It's just so pitiful…" I said.

"I'm telling your father. And then—y-you'll be g-grounded and you w-won't be able to see this airhead Gladiator guy," Luann stuttered, making it all up as she went on.

"Hey! I am not an airhead! And either way, at least I've got more something's in my head than you!" Jake shouted frustrated.

"But you've got a flaw there, Miss Genius. What are you going to say to my father to get me into trouble? I haven't done anything horrible." I whispered, trying to act brave, but already getting frightened.

"Ooh, looky here! Miley's the airhead here! So sorry, Jake, your brainless skank is the airhead here. Whoops. Pardon, Jake." Luann stood up and brushed off her hands.

"Shut up, Luann!" Jake turned to me; he squeezed my shoulder and kissed the top of my head. "Don't—" he stuttered, staring into my eyes. "Don't listen to anything she says—she doesn't know what she's saying—she's crazy—"

"That's what I was telling you! See what I mean?" I moaned.

"It's okay, Miley. It's all okay…" Jake said.

"How do you know that Jake? She's nuts! Nuts! Here me?" I groaned again.

"Shh, just calm down Miley. We'll figure out something together. She's one and we're two. We can easily find our way out of this."

"I guess so, Jake," I sighed. I resigned by resting my head on his shoulder.

"And me?" Luann seemed suddenly lost. "W-What are you t-two going to do about me? You know, make me go away or whatever?"

"Wait, backup, you never really answered what you'd say to my father to get me into trouble!" I said quickly.

"I'll, uh—make something up," Luann said easily and shrugged her shoulders.

Jake's mouth dropped.

"Honestly," I said to Jake, "you got to get used to this stuff from her." I closed his mouth for him. He shook his head.

"We should just go and handle this another time—" Jake started, grabbing my arm and pulling me away. Far away from Luann and nearer to the ocean.

"No, no Jake!" I hissed to him. "We have got to solve this out now—"

"What bad is she really going to do to us? Here, we can make up a special question that only we know the answers to—" Jake tried.

"And what? Ask them every five minutes? No, Jake, you just don't get it. She could tell everyone about my secret!" I covered my mouth suddenly. I DID NOT JUST SAY WHAT I THINK I DID. Oh God, help me here…

"What secret?" Jake said furrowing his eyebrows.

"What secret? What do you mean by secret?" I started to back away as Jake followed me.

"You know very well what."

"Well," I eased myself up on another rock, and Jake sat next to me. "If you want to know the truth…"

"Yes, Miley. I want to know the truth." Jake put his hand over mine.

"Well—I'm…I'm—How do I put this?" I said.

And then out of nowhere, Luann ran in front of us and burst, "Oh you idiot!! Okay, its settled, both of you are airheads!"

"Well, that just makes us perfect for each other…" I heard Jake mutter under his breath.

"Jake! Hello-o! She's Ha—" Luann shouted.

My heart stopped in my chest, and Luann didn't even finish as I started to sob horribly and loudly with my face in my hands. I knew that it was not even worth trying to stop Luann.

"Miley, Miley, stop crying…" Jake said soothingly. He took me into his arms.

"My work is done here." Luann ran away quickly before I could scream at her. I had no energy at the moment anyway.

"I'm s-so s-s-sorry, J-Jake," I whispered. Jake stroked my hair.

"About what?"

He wiped away a tear that fell from my face.

"That I never told you I was Hannah."

"You're Hannah? As in Hannah Montana?" Jake yelled, his eyes growing huge.

"Yeah, you heard Luann," I sniffled.

"No I actually didn't. That's why I didn't completely understand why you were crying…"

Oh crap