Welcome everyone to another chapter of Poetry/Rant time with Uncle Oscar. Due to not uploading any stories in a damn long time due to my computer crashing and everything I'm now back to seek my revenge and claim more poems and Rants! So now let's continue shall we?

Ch.4: The Shit Hits The Fan!

"Hello and welcome to an all new chapter of Poetry/ Rant Time with Uncle Oscar. Now it's time to begin with our loyal fan favorite. Oscar the Funky Monkey." The narrator said to have lights flash on Oscar snoring on the chair with drool coming down his face as he was dreaming. The Narrator was then annoyed by the monkey sleeping and then tries to poke him with a long stick as he twitches.

"No Mommy I want the pretty unicorn one! Give me that! If you don't I'll go ape on….your ass…." Oscar said in his sleep to then have someone come up and shake him from his sleep to wake up.

"What….Holy crap! Who the hell are you?" Oscar said to the worker who looked at him.

"I'm the donut guy….the one who gives donuts and helps out here." The Donut guy said where Oscar looks at him.

"Ok well I got some things for you. One I need you to back the hell off….you smell like if somebody died or took a big ass load on your face. And take a damn shower that's sad! And one last thing I want from you is to give me some damn doughnuts!" Oscar yelled at The Doughnut guy who cried and ran off.

"Fucking douche…..anyway time for this new episode of me reading your poems! And I'm glad to see that you guys sent in Rants as well. That's in the next chapter. Now time to read the next Poems shall we?" Oscar said as he got mail and begins to open it as he looks at the first one.

"Well this poem doesn't even look like a poem at all. It's just a letter. It's from a reliable source. It says "Dear Oscar, You are the worst character that has ever been made and I hope that you burn in hell and rot since you're indeed a piece of shit monkey that needs to die. Thank you." Well isn't that nice? I get hate mail. You know what? Fuck you haters….wait…what's this? Rager you bastard. You think that's going to stop me? Yeah you Justin Beiber loving fag. I'll take you down. Yeah you might be reading this and the next thing you know I'll come out and smash your head in. Now let's read our first damn poem. Ok the first poem is from Dead living. Ah you again. You made me sick so now I want to see what you got this time. Probably about some Disney crap or trying to take over the world with a spoon or some shit. Now let's read with me….Uncle Oscar the Best Monkey in the world….Pictures cost fifteen bucks…thank you very much." Oscar said and opens the letter up and begins to read it.

Blood and Thex by DeadLiving

Blood and Thex (Ok what the fuck is Thex? Are you taking Cocaine or some shit that's making you like…..Dah hahaha…. 2+2=4! Ha Really I think you might be saying Sex.)

I'm Multi-racial (yeah I'm going to go Mutli-whooping your ass in a minute)

My name is Mudd (O.O You serious? ...Your that fucking serious? I'm a simple monkey named Oscar after the Awards and your name after dirt? Wow must feel bad for the family you lived in.)

But I add diversity

To Viennese blood (Racist Alert! Leave the Vietnam People Alone! I know they may be crazy psychos but I mean that's way behind us now! We got way more problems than that! Look at Justin Beiber! He's worse than them!)

The Fucking End.

"Ok I like how this poem is short and sweet and nothing against you Dead living it's just you still scar me for life. Now it's time to read our next poem which is from Mr. Waffle dude! Hey where are my damn waffles? You want me to be awesome like I am right?" Oscar said with an awesome face as people in the background shook their heads no and ran off. Oscar then takes the letter and smiles.

"Well another short poem. Guess people want me to rant my ass off on Sandman huh? Well anyway let's read this god awful poem." Oscar said as he reads the poem once again.

Nuke Fan-girl Bitches By TOSTRwaffles

I've Gotta Nuke (Some Flippy-Fan Bitches!)

It Blows Shit Up (BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! WHAT THE FU…BOOOOOMMMMM! *Oscar Laughing evilly*) *1

I'm Gonna Drop It (With My big ass crap!)

And blow some fucker up. (Like Edward The Twilight Fag!)

The End

"Well Kids now this is why Barney became a child molester." Oscar said as he smiles where the camera turns to the audience as people were surprised while kids were crying on their parents which gave Oscar Glares.

"Hey it's the truth. I find that Purple gay dinosaur a bit creepy. Don't you Fan fiction Authors?" Oscar said with a grin. *2

"Well anyway we got a poem here from Rager! Well the dickhead is back and let's see what he said in this poem about me. Wow! I love the appreciation!" Oscar said and begins to read it.

Oscar Sucks by Ragerthewarvet (Have a feeling he'll be hated real soon)

I Am Afraid! (Oh hell yeah you are Rager and Disco….)

I am afraid to lose some weight! (Damn Disco that's true keep gaining pounds and you'll be like your mom! What just saying….maybe he'll look like a hairy Jabba the Hut.) *3

Everybody! (Everybody!) Likes to call me gay (likes to call me gay) (Oh that's so true. You both are so good together)

09 called me a faggot, and its true (Oh hell no! You're going down! Let's kill this bitch off! Bring me my guns and hunting dogs!)

Oscar Come here, so I can rape you (Dude you are the sickest motherfucker ever! If you even rape me I'll make sure you won't live without any nuts)

I'll shove my dick right, up your ass (Pedophile alert! We have an alert of this man trying to rape monkeys! We must kill him!)

Then I'll hump you in the ass (*Vomits on the ground* This dude is worse than DeadLiving!)

So damn Fast! (*Goes up to a computer and searches Rager up to see he's online as Oscar goes inside the computer and comes out of Rager and punches him in the face and grabs the keyboard and smashes it on his face, knocking him out.*)

The End

"Well then I guess were done with this messed up poem and also today. So the next poems by punkangel and demonizedangel will be talk about after our first rant on Sandman and Twilight and Jersey Shore! So send in more rants and poems so we can work this out! Anyway see you guys soon in my most next chapter of me pissing people off and bring happiness to your hearts." Oscar said and gets up and throws a book at a crew member and walks off.

"Ugh! This is horrible! I look messed up in this chapter! And where the hell is my damn doughnut!" Oscar yelled as the camera goes off making it end.

Well guys that's it for now. So send in more rants and poems so Oscar can have fun and continued on. Thanks for the reviews and sorry for taking long but I'm back! So continued on my friends as I'll see you all next time!

Side Notes

*1: Yes you guys remember that infamous soundboard of WTF boom? Yes I had to use it since it'll be great.

*2: Yes Oscar broke the fourth wall since he loves you guys so much….well except Rager but he's probably joking.

And that's it for now and Sandman get ready cause your next.

DDD09