Chapter 3: Contracts Suck

I don't own DxD; I just use its characters and techniques. All credit goes to its creator. Same applies for anything that I used from other animes.

Welcome to Chapter 3 boys and girls. Last time our favorite Red Dragon Emperor interrogated his ex-girlfriend and learned about her true motivations for being in Kuoh. Later on he joined Rias Gremory as her new pawn and celebrated by killing a fallen angel with his balance breaker. Now his life as a devil begins.

As the sun rose on Issei's first day as a devil, he found himself starting his day in a very familiar fashion, having sex with Sona Sitri. Although this time it was in his house instead of at the Sitri's "human world house". Luckily for Issei, his parents were asleep when he got back. He didn't bother asking why Sona wanted to switch venues, but he wasn't about to complain. "Ahh! Issei! I'm cumming!" Sona cried out in happiness as Issei flooded her womb with sperm. After defeating Dohnaseek he called Sona to tell her the good news about him becoming a devil. Naturally, they celebrated by having sex and as Issei wished he got to see Sona's devil wings and use them in sex. The fact that it was now 6 AM and he and Sona were still at it, well that was all anybody needed to know about how he enjoyed his new situation.

"Geez Issei. If you're not careful we're gonna be discovered." Sona complained as she got dressed.

"Oh please, you made sure to cast a barrier around the room so nobody can hear us. Good thing to, you're quite the screamer." Issei retorted.

"That's not what I mean." Sona replied with a blush. "Now that you're a part of her peerage, Rias can track you. Plus she's going to do everything she can to ensure your loyalty, and that includes sneaking into your room."

"That's fine with me. I won't do anything; you and I both know that." Issei insisted. Over the year they'd been together, he became very familiar with Sona's A-cup angst. So he promised that he wouldn't do anything to Rias.

"Yes I know but that's not the problem. She could sneak in on us having sex and we'd have a real problem. Plus, Rias likes to sleep naked and I doubt you'll be able to resist her for very long considering how big her breasts are." Sona said bashfully.

Issei groaned a bit because it was Sona's insecurity showing itself again. Issei went over to his secret lover and grabbed her from behind making sure to grope her breasts. "Well, don't worry about that. Right now the only boobs I care about belong to you." Issei said with a cheeky smile.

"Pervert." Sona said bashfully.

"Yes, but I'm your pervert." Issei replied with a large smile.

"See ya in school." Sona said calmly before teleporting away. Issei couldn't see her face but he knew that Sona was blushing heavily from his last comment.

"Well it's time to get ready myself." Issei replied with a sarcastic grin. Today was gonna be a long day and he knew it.

(Scene Skip)

Just as Issei expected, his first day was a drag. Once he got to homeroom he was mobbed with questions about him joining the Occult Research Club. He explained that Rias ended up liking his post and accepted him into the group easily. He also assured everyone that he wasn't going to do anything to Rias, something which took a lot of convincing. Needless to say homeroom was definitely a pain. Of course the rest of the day went smoothly till it was time to head over to the ORC. Now that he was a devil, he wondered what Rias would do about the fallen angel problem, or even if she was aware of it. At any rate Asia wasn't going to arrive for another week so he had time to prepare and play. When he arrived in the clubroom, things were pretty much what he expected. Koneko was sitting down eating sweets and Kiba was sitting on the couch like a loyal puppy. As for Rias, well that was the thing that caught him off guard.

'What in the world is she doing?' Issei thought to himself. Rias Gremory was in the shower and thanks to the unique position of the shower he could see the outline of her body. At least until Akeno shut the door blocking them.

"Oops. I'm sorry about that, Rias wanted to take a shower but you arrived sooner than we expected." Akeno said bashfully.

"Bullcrap!" Ddraig retorted into Issei's head.

'Yep, it's an impressive seduction technique, and if I hadn't been sleeping with Sona for a year, it would've worked pretty damn well.' Issei replied to his dragon. Issei just sat down next to Kiba and smiled at his new peerage members. Rias was as transparent as the shower curtain that hid her body. This was certainly going to be amusing. A few minutes later Rias stepped out dressed in the Kuoh Academy uniform.

"Sorry about that. I wanted to get a shower before we started our activities." Rias said with a whimsical smile.

"No worries, so now that I'm a devil, what exactly do we do?" Issei replied nonchalantly.

Rias was certainly disappointed at the lack of a reaction from Issei. From all of her information, Issei was a massive pervert and seeing Rias naked even through the shower should've affected him a little bit. "Well, as devils, we primarily do one of three tasks: the first is hand out and fulfill contracts; second we fight against any stray devils or devils that don't have a peerage; finally we fight in rating games. Luckily for us we don't have to worry about the third one and we didn't receive any word about stray devils so your job is contracts for now." Rias revealed.

Issei smirked since Sona explained all of the stuff she just said to him but he continued the ruse, "So how exactly do these contracts work?" Issei asked.

"Well they start with these." Rias smiled as she took out a piece of brown paper with the Gremory symbol in the middle. Of course Issei knew about it since he got one on her date. "My familiar hands out these pieces of paper to people we see in the streets. Then I use those pieces of paper to assign contracts."

"I see….so what kind of contracts does everybody typically do?" Issei asked innocently.

"Hmm, what makes you think that I assign specific contracts to people?" Rias asked innocently.

"Well, it's pretty basic. As King, you probably look at the requests that people want and assign somebody who's best suited to those tasks. That ensures that you get a successful contract."

"Pretty smart, for a pervert." Rias replied sarcastically, although it didn't bother Issei. "Kiba usually gets old housewives since he's a bit of a gentleman. Akeno gets older business men. I guess seeing a beautiful young woman like her helps out."

"That and I can give a mean massage and those guys appreciate stuff like that." Akeno teased.

"Anyway, Koneko tends to get otaku and people who like anime. Missions that require more ferocity tend to go to me." Rias revealed with a smile.

'Sounds about right.' Issei thought to himself.

"Well how about I give you your first contract?" Rias said smiling as he handed him an address. "I want you to go to this address and then do whatever the client wants. Make sure to get compensation for whatever you ultimately do."

Issei looked at the address and had to stop himself from face palming. It was a very familiar address to him and that meant his buddy was screwing with him. "Sounds good to me. If you don't mind I'm gonna walk over there."

"Hmm, wouldn't it be easier to travel by magic circle?" Rias wondered.

"Well for you guys, who are more experienced in magic yes, but for me it's easier to walk and build up my stamina. I mean I am just a human" Issei replied with a smooth lie.

"Sounds good to me, just be careful out there, Issei." Rias warned.

"No problem." Issei replied calmly as he walked out. Once he was clear Rias looked towards her fellow queen nervously. Something about that whole conversation bothered her.

"Akeno, something's weird about Issei. He seems to have the perfect answers to everything. Plus, he didn't even flinch at the contract paper."

"I wouldn't complain. He's adapted to being a devil rather well."

'Yes, that's the problem. He's done that a little TOO well.' Rias thought to herself. The fact that he absorbed all eight pawn pieces at full power without any issues bothered the princess. Plus he took everything in stride, something that never happened even with Akeno. "I guess so." Rias said calmly. Whatever was bothering her would take care of itself later.

"By the way, president, what are you going to do about the fallen angels in the area?" Kiba asked calmly.

Rias frowned as she remembered that situation. She was aware of the fallen angels, but the fact that they hadn't done anything yet worried her. Of course she couldn't be proactive without risking a war. "We sit back and wait. If they attack us we defend ourselves, but we don't attack them hastily." Rias replied. With her Riser situation also on the table, Rias had to be very careful.

(Scene Skip)

Issei walked towards the house that marked his first contract. He couldn't believe his eyes when he saw the address. The fact that Azazel had the gall to use one of the contract circles caught him off guard, but it would make his first contract interesting. Knocking on the door, he smirked when Azazel answered the door. "Hello there sir, I'm the devil that you summoned with the contract." Issei said sarcastically.

"Welcome, devil boy. Why don't you come in?" Azazel replied trying not to laugh. When the two walked in all formalities were off and the two best friends were back to their usual tricks.

"I don't need to tell you how utterly insane it was that you picked up a circle. What if her familiar recognized your energy? I doubt Rias would be happy to know that the Governor General of the Fallen Angels was in her town." Issei said angrily.

"Yet here you are with me as a contract. Look on the bright side; at least you have an excuse to come see me." Azazel said smiling.

"That's true and I'm glad for that. However, before we start playing games, I have something to ask you about" Issei said with a rare serious tone.

"Well this is a surprise. You never ask me stuff, and if you are it means somethings wrong." Azazel replied.

"Not wrong, more curious." Issei revealed.

"Alright then, ask away." Azazel said happily.

"Does the name Akeno Himejima mean anything to you?" Issei said with a serious tone. Azazel's face told him everything he needed to know. "I'll take that silence as a 'yes'." Issei groaned.

"You're right, I do know that name. However I'm gonna need a drink before explaining why." Azazel said sternly. After Azazel got his drink he went on to explain Akeno and her connection to the fallen angels. Of course he had to pause a few times because of how painful it was to recall the situation.

"I see, that explains why she hides it." Issei replied. "Well, I won't say anything to anybody, we all have our secrets."

"Thanks, honestly I'm just glad she's okay." Azazel said with regret all over his voice. "Well let's play some games for a bit. I take it there's no new news on the fallen angel situation at the church." Azazel said happily.

"Well, I kina killed a male fallen angel last night." Issei replied with a calm smile considering who he was talking to.

"Geez, you're gonna make things troublesome for your new master." Azazel replied almost in disbelief.

"Well she deserves it. She did let Raynare try to kill me in order to force me to be her servant." Issei pouted.

"Well, enough unpleasant stuff, why don't we just play some games and call it a day?" Azazel said smiling.

"Works for me" Issei replied with a smile. The pair played games for an hour or two and he returned to Rias with a painting to mark the end of his first contract. It wasn't an ideal first day but it was over nonetheless.

(Scene Skip)

'What the hell is going on here?' Issei thought to himself as he woke up in his room. Why was Issei so confused? Well it was because his new King was butt naked in his bed. "Oi! Rias, wake up." Issei pleaded as he shook his king.

"Oh, morning Issei." Rias said sleepily.

"What the hell are you doing in my bed?" Issei said in confusion.

"Well….you left so soon after turning in the contract, I never had a chance to talk to you. So I decided to surprise you by visiting you at your house. Of course you were asleep, so I just snuck in and got in your bed." Rias said smiling.

"That's fine and good, but why are you naked?" Issei asked almost in disbelief. Sure Sona warned him about it but he thought she was joking.

"Oh, that's because I sleep naked." Rias said calmly as she got up to show her naked body to Issei.

"Whatever! Now get out! I'll see you at school." Issei groaned as he got up to take a shower.

"Some pervert you are." Rias teased. It seemed she finally got a reaction out of Issei and she wanted to press the advantage.

"Just get out." Issei said angrily. His morning wood was throbbing in pain but somehow he kept control.

"Imagine how the school would react if they knew that Issei Hyoudou had Rias Gremory naked in his room and didn't do a thing?" Rias teased.

"They wouldn't believe it. They'd believe that I was blackmailing you and that the only reason you're saying that is to prevent me from releasing some photos of you" Issei snickered before leaving.

"Damn it, I thought I had him that time." Rias pouted. Her attempts to play mind games with Issei had failed yet again so Rias got dressed and left the house. Rias had no idea that Issei turned on the shower and had to spend 10 minutes masturbating to get Rias's naked body out of his head.

"Loyalty is hard partner" Ddraig teased.

"Tell me about it" Issei groaned as he finally got to his shower. This was going to be far harder than he thought.

(Scene Skip)

Issei made his way to the ORC after yet another crazy day of questions. Amusingly enough, Rias didn't reveal their encounter to the school like she threatened. However he did text Sona on the way to class to say good morning, they had a complicated relationship to say the least. When he finally arrived, Rias was acting like a proper king "Yo Rias! What's the plan for today?" Issei said happily.

"Well, I have another contract for you." Rias said smiling as she handed Issei the address for his latest client.

'ARE YOU JOKING!' Issei screamed internally. Getting a good look at the paper the client's name was Milky, which was strange enough. The problem was the address. It was enough that even Issei was nervous and it showed on his face.

"Is everything okay Issei?" Rias asked nervously. This was the first time that Issei actually showed signs of nervousness since she met him.

Regaining his composure Issei calmed himself. "Yeah, I'm fine. I'll be on my way." Issei said calmly.

"Okay then…." Rias said in confusion. Something about that address shocked him.

As Issei walked to his next contract he was about as nervous as he had ever been. "So Ddraig, is there any reason that I'm being summoned to Sona's secret house?" Issei said in confusion. The only person who knew about the house was Sona and the rest of her family. Not to mention the name Milky was so beautifully fake that this could only spell trouble for him. When he arrived at the house he knocked on the door wondering just who was waiting for him. "Hello there, the devil you called for has arrived."

"Okay! I'll be there in a second." A female voice said happily. As the person opened the door Issei was floored. The person in front of him was a young woman who looked like she was no older than 25. She was wearing her black hair in twintails and had a pink magical girl uniform on. "Hello there Mr. Devil. It's nice to meet you." The girl said happily as her violet eyes were filled with intrigue at the man in front of him.

'FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!' Issei thought to himself cursing at his luck. All of his talk with Sona meant that he was familiar with the Sitri family. As a result, he knew he was in front of literally the worst person that he could be alone with. "Of course, Miss…." Issei replied nervously. He was in trouble and he knew it.

"Just call me Milky" the mysterious girl said calmly.

After he walked in Issei was led to the kitchen and sat down nervously. "Would you like some tea, Mr. Devil? I hope you don't mind, I haven't been shopping recently so that's all I have" The girl said calmly.

"Tea is fine." Issei said nervously as he sat down. He was walking on eggshells and he knew it.

"You can stop being so nervous Issei." The young girl said with a wry smile.

Issei exhaled completely now that the game was over. "Very well, so for what reason have you summoned me, Lady Serafall Leviathan?" Issei said with far more composure then he had before. Then again who could blame him? The person who summoned him was Serafall Leviathan, one of the four Devil Kings and the older sister of Sona Sitri. This was somebody that he didn't want to mess with.

"Ahh! You finally did it. You called me by my actual name." Serafall replied happily.

"Can you blame me for being nervous?" Issei said with a smirk.

"Not at all. I'm guessing Sona has told you all sorts of ghost stories when you guys were done having sex." Serafall teased.

"Yes she ha… Wait a minute how do you know we're having sex?" Issei replied with concern.

Serafall looked at him with disbelief. "Oh come on Issei, give me a little credit. I bet you can think of a few ways I know." Serafall said smiling. "Hold on a second the tea is ready" Serafall said smiling as she went to get the brew.

Issei used the time that Serafall was getting the tea to figure out how she knew. Amusingly enough a few ideas did pop into his head once he thought about it and he waited until she got back to tell her what he figured out. He took a sip of his tea before answering the Leviathan. "Let me guess, you have hidden cameras installed in places you know that Sona goes to frequently in order to 'watch over' your sister. This house also has cameras because Sona wouldn't expect them. That's how you know who I am and about our relationship." Issei replied calmly.

"Bingo Bingo Bingo! You are smart and now I get why Sona likes you so much!" Serafall replied happily.

"So tell me Lady Leviathan, there are at least three reasons I can think of that explain why you would secretly come here and set up a contract with me. The first is that you want to find out more about the man who charmed your sister. Second, you know about the fallen angel that I put in the basement a few days ago so you want to find out as much as you can and determine if I made the right move in letting her go. Third and finally, you're hiding from work and you figured why not come to Kuoh and accomplish goals one and two." Issei retorted as he continued to drink his tea. His nerves were gone since he knew that Serafall wanted to see his real personality.

Serafall got deadly serious for a moment and answered. "Well done, you are smart. Fallen angels are near my sister's home, of course I want answers. Plus I have been curious about you as well. Finally, I don't like work, but hey, who can blame me?" Serafall admitted with a scowl. The Leviathan hated paperwork but she was going to have to return soon enough.

"Well I'll answer all the questions that you want to know. First off, the fallen angels are no threat to Sona and Rias; I won't allow it. I can't tell you why they're here but I can tell you that it doesn't involve the devil community. Secondly, I don't intend to do anything to Rias. She was going to sacrifice my life in the hopes I could defeat Riser for her, a task which I'm rather curious about. As for what happens once I defeat Riser, we'll see about that. Finally, no, I won't tell Sona or Rias about this. Having you on my side is much better than having you against me. Plus both girls would be kinda pissed to know you've made contact with me."

"Good! You answered all of the questions perfectly. Well accept for one." Serafall teased.

"What's that?" Issei said curiously.

"Would you have a problem with a Sitri sister threesome?" Serafall asked curiously.

Issei was forced to spit out the last of his tea in disbelief before answering the question. "Would I enjoy it personally? Absolutely. Sona is attractive and you're one of the hottest women I've ever seen. However, I also know that Sona would never do it and as a result I have to table that idea."

"Yeah, I know. She's trying her hardest to make her own name, but with me and Rias as obstacles, she feels inferior."

"Pretty much, A-Cup angst is a real bitch. So what do you want to do now? This is technically a contract and I'm pretty sure I'm finished." Issei replied calmly. He was finished with his tea and he guessed their conversation was over. The sooner he left the better.

Serafall chuckled at Issei's professionalism despite his clear hatred for Rias. "You have a point so give me a second and I'll give you something." Serafall teased as she made her way back to her room. When she returned Serafall had a red version of her cosplay outfit and if he didn't know better he'd say it was Rias's size. "Give this to Rias and say that it was your reward. I do want you to keep me informed of what's happening, so this works out fine."

Issei chuckled a bit at the Leviathans antics, "Seriously? A cosplay outfit?" Issei scoffed.

"It will work for the sake of the contract, but your actual reward is different. The reward I'm giving you isn't one you can give her." Serafall teased. She heard the rumors about Issei before he was a devil and figured that this would do the job.

"Really? What's-" Issei started to reply before Serafall kissed him on the lips shocking him completely. Although he was caught off guard her lips were soft so he simply let it happen. After a few more seconds Serafall released the kiss and smiled at him.

"You should consider it an honor to take my lips. That's something that surpasses any silly reward from a contract." Serafall teased.

"I guess so. It was nice meeting you, Lady Leviathan." Issei said calmly though his head was on fire.

"Bye bye Red Dragon Emperor. Oh and next time, call me Levia-tan." Serafall said with her bubbly voice.

"See ya." Issei replied as he left the house. After he went back and presented Rias with the cosplay outfit, which certainly surprised the young woman. 'Damn it, these contracts suck.' Issei thought to himself as he walked home.

"Don't complain partner. Considering that the Leviathan decided to kiss you instead of kill you I'd say you're doing okay." Ddraig teased.

"I guess so. By the way, we definitely aren't telling Sona about tonight." Issei groaned.

"The contract or the kiss" Ddraig teased.

"Both" Issei said firmly.

"Well I guess now you need to start focusing on that nun." Ddraig said calmly since the fun part was over.

"Yeah, I know. She must be something special if the fallen angels are going through this much trouble to get here." Issei replied. Things were certainly getting interesting for Issei and he didn't like it."

That's it for Chapter 3 everybody. So his first few days as a devil have been pretty eventful huh? Next time Issei meets Asia Argento and things certainly get interesting.