Title: Grande
Characters: Renji, Kira, Hinamori
Summary: The students spend the class learning about Menos Grandes.


"Please open your textbooks to page 967," the teacher stated to the class. There was a shuffle of papers immediately afterwards as the class obediently followed directions. "Alright, today we will be discussing—"

"Menos Grande?" Renji half-whispered from his seat at the back of the room. "Big Minus? What kind of name is that?"

"I think it's Spanish…" Kira mumbled next to him, his head bent down to follow what the teacher was reading from the pages.

"Just 'cause it's Spanish doesn't give it an excuse for its appearance. I mean, look at this," Renji pointed at the sketch of the hollow on the page, "it's a freakin' deformed snowman!"

"…snowman?"

"Well, it's suppose to be really big and stronger than normal hollows," Hinamori mentioned, taking in the illustration that took up less than half of the page.

"It has the face of a doll with a pointy nose!" the redhead retorted. "Besides, size doesn't mean strength. And how big is this thing anyway—"

"Almost as big as your ego, Abarai Renji." A hand slammed down onto his desk, making him jump. The teacher had walked to the back of the classroom while the three were whispering. Or at least Kira and Hinamori were. "If you actually want to learn about it, pay attention class." The teacher glared at the student before resuming his post at the front of the class.

Renji's classmates snickered while he flushed. He didn't have a big ego.


Haha I actually think Menos Grandes are cute.

Hmm, 7th reviewer can give me a prompt for another drabble. :)