This Is A Response To Ashlee Seddie's 100 word challenge. I really like these challenges because they get so creative so I thought I'd try one. I've got a month to make this so wish me luck and if I don't make it I'll continue writing it, but I guess I won't win. Ready? THIRD ONE SHOT:
Freddie Nathen Benson is allergic to and severely hates grapes. It is a well known fact. Even Sam Jennette Puckett, the girl who torments him to no end, will not give him a grape even for $5. BUT it is always hard to explain to people who don't know, because they think that he's afraid. Sam doesn't help that rumor much. When he has a grape he is completely different, stupid, zombie like, mean, pushy, basically the grapes go to his head.
"Attention students! We will be taking our annual trip to the grape farm today, we leave in 20 minutes. That is all."Came over the loud speeker.
"Oh Chiz on a chizzle."Sam said. Freddie was there and would be forced to go on the trip. It was a chiz moment indeed.(A/N PLEASE DON'T REPORT THIS NOTE: lol that just sounds funny.)
20 min later
They were on the bus and headed to the grape farm. Which was acctually a factory that makes grape juice, but it was still highly amusing. But Freddie was spazzing out. (Thanks EclispeTwilightVamp) He knew if he was forced into the factory he would be in huge trouble. As in *slitting throut motion and HEAAAAAAACGH noise*. Sam, of course, was asleep and poor Carlotta Miranda Shay was forced to calm the frantic nub. "SAM! FREDDIE'S GONNA EAT YOU'RE HAM!" Carly shouted, she needed backup. Sam pulled him back and slapped him, snapping him out of it.
"Alright students of Ridgeway! Welcome to the grape farm! If you will please come off the bus you will have a tour courdosy of the grape farm!" this annoying worker said, coming onto the bus.
Freddie started shaking. Sam slapped him again and dragged him into the factory. There was a glass panel between them and the grapes, so Freddie was safe, for now.
Some other time not then
Freddie had made it through the entire day without any grape incidents. All because of Sam suprisingly. She shoved anyone who came within 10 feet of him with grapes, but it could just be she hated grapes.
"Sam, why'd you do that for me?" He asked her on the way back.
She continued sleeping. "SAM! I'VE GOT HAM!" he said taking out a ham sandwich from his lunch.
She grabbed it and started eating like an animal. "Sam why'd you do that?"He asked.
She swollowed a huge peice of the sandwich.
"Well Freddison. There are many reasons. One, it wouldn't be funny to see you go all crazy, it's scary to say the least. And two..."She said, taking another bite for courage. She had told herself she'd never say this aloud...
"I love you."she muttered. He didn't hear her.
"What?"He asked her. She sighed and knew she wasn't ready yet.
"I hate grapes, killed two birds with one stone."She said. He seemed visably discoraged.
He loved her too.
This one is a little different from my average one shot, what with 3rd person and no acctual love, but it was nice. Don't you think? I have no idea if Freddie's allergic to grapes. I remember his mum telling him he was allergic to fruit and him dening it, but you never know. I personally don't care, it's cute. L8tr.
