Episode 4

"Welcome back to another episode of Review-Eds!" Eddy announces. "I'm Eddy!"

"Greetings! I'm Double D!" Double D says.

"I wish I could go home!" May says.

"Yay, I'm on TV!" Carrie says.

"And I'm Frank!" Ed announces.

"Shut up, Ed!" Eddy snaps. "Okay, this week we're reviewing video games, and the games we've chosen are Super Smash Bros. Melee, The Legend of Zelda, and Pikmin. Okay, Double D, our info gatherer, tell us a little about our first game, Super Smash Bros.!"

"Certainly, Eddy! Super Smash Bros. Melee is a fighting game for the Gamecube containing many popular Nintendo-based characters such as Mario, Fox McCloud, and many others. Up to four players can play, either two on two, or in every-man-for-himself battles."

"Okay, folks, please welcome our first guests, Fox McCloud, Kirby, Marth, and…" Suddenly, Eddy is interrupted by something heavy falling through the roof.

"Hello, folks! It's-a-me, Mario!" Mario yells, crawling out from the shattered pieces of the ceiling.

"AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! A PLUMBER!!!!!!!!!" Carrie screams.

"MARIO!!!!!!!" Fox yells. "YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!!!!!!"

"Yeah," Eddy adds. "What happened to Yoshi? He was the one who was supposed to be here, not you!"

"Well, I sent him on a…'trip'!" Mario answers sinisterly. Everyone gasps in horror.

Meanwhile, on a cruise ship in the Caribbean, the green dinosaur-like creature is lounging on a beach chair, happily sipping fruit punch.

"Well, now that we know what happened to Yoshi, let's get this show on the road!" Kirby says.

Ed smiles at him and says, "Hello, Dan Kubat!"

"What the?" Kirby says, freaked out.

"That's Ed…" Eddy points out. "Don't ask, because we still haven't figured out what's wrong with him yet…"

"So, you're the kids that are going to rate the game we're on," Fox says. "We better get good ratings. We worked harder than ever putting that game together with the Nintendo guys and we didn't get paid extra!"

Eddy's review:

"You don't have to worry about a bad review from me, Fox! This game is flat out awesome! Loads of unlockables, tons of playable characters, and the multiplayer is the best feature because I can kick Sockhead and Monobrow's butt easier! I give it a 10, hands down!"

Double D's review:

"Although I find it to be violent, I'll give it a nine…OH WHAT AM I SAYING!!!??? I love this game! It's a great game to play with your friends, it has tons of playable worlds, and the power-ups are awesome! I give it a 10 also! And Eddy, you've never won a game in your life! Ed always kills you!"

"That's because Ed edge-camps!" Eddy snaps.

"So do you, Eddy!" Double D states. Eddy growls, knowing he's been beat.

Ed's review:

"Ha, ha, I play this game all the time with Eddy! I give it a Yoshi Cookie!

Carrie's review:

"Hey, that's my Yoshi Cookie!" Carrie steals the Yoshi Cookie and eats it.

May's review:

"I think I'll give it a 9.8. The graphics are great…for a Gamecube game, and the playability is quite high, but the worlds are a little cramped for me. I like having a lot of room to fight in fighting games."

"I wanted that cookie…" Mario whines.

"Shut up! You're not even supposed to be here!" Marth says.

"Thanks for the high ratings and the cookie we never really got…" Fox says. "Sorry about Mario putting a hole in your roof. I think we'll have to teach Mario a lesson about coming when he's uninvited and about smashing through roofs…" Fox, Kirby, and Marth grab Mario and drag him offstage.

"Are we a-going to-a Pizza Hut?" Mario asks.

"NO!!!!" Kirby, Fox, and Marth yell.

"Uh, someone better call the paramedic, just in case…" Eddy says. "Anyway, our next game is the Legend of Zelda series. Since there's so many Zelda games, we decided to rate them all. Okay, Double D, do your job and tell them about the games.

"But Eddy, I'm busy calling that paramedic!"

"Fine, I'll tell them, but you owe me one, Sockhead! The Legend of Zelda games are produced by Nintendo, the same as Super Smash Bros. The games focus around a green elfish character named Link. Link travels around Hyrule with his sword, either using some sort of crazy item, such as the Minish Cap and the Ocarnia, or trying to save Zelda. And our next guest is Link!" A guy with pointy-elf-like ears and a green costume walks through the door. He has a sword on his back.

"Hello, everybody!" Link says.

"Eddy, the ambulance is on its way," Double D says.

"No!!! You broke my jar of spaghetti sauce!!!!" Mario screams from offstage. "How am I supposed to make my famous spaghetti now?"

"SHUT UP, MARIO!!!!" Fox yells. BLAM!!!!! The sound of a laser firing fills the room and Mario yelps.

"Um, anyway, let's rate the Zelda games!" Eddy says.

Eddy's review:

"They're all pretty cool, except in some of the games, the camera angles are a little off. I rate them at a 9.4. Although some of the games have bad camera angles, they're otherwise pretty good-looking games!"

Double D's review:

"Well, I haven't played any of the Zelda games but the Wind Waker. Link is the character I like using on Super Smash Bros. Melee just because of that game. Therefore I give them a 10."

Ed's review:

"Link is short, like Eddy!" Eddy growls. "And he wears a hat like Double D! I shall nickname him: DOUBLE EDDY!!!!! Or maybe I'll call him Bob…" Everyone stares at Ed.

Carrie's review:

"Can I borrow your pointy-thing for a second?" Carrie asks Link.

"Um, I guess, just give it back when you're done, please," Link says, handing her his Master Sword. Carrie swings it and accidentally cuts the tip of Double D's hat off, cuts her chair in half, and cuts Eddy's belt in two, causing his pants to fall down, revealing his red polka-dotted boxers. Eddy screams in embarrassment and the crowd laughs.

May's review:

"Um, I think you should give Link back his sword, Carrie!" Carrie reluctantly does as she's told and Link puts it back in its sheath. "Okay, the games are all pretty good and have a unique art-style to them. Although some games do have a slight camera angle problem, it's not a significant drawback. I give it a 10."

"Whoa, thanks, guys!" Link says. "And, don't worry, Eddy, since I travel a lot, I have an extra outfit you can borrow…"

Minutes later, Eddy is dressed like Link and May is trying to suppress her laughter.

"This thing chafes me! How the heck does Link fight with this thing on?" Eddy asks.

"Let's just review our last game, Pikmin. Pikmin is another Nintendo game, only it's about a spaceman named Olimar who crash-lands on a planet. There he encounters strange plant-animal hybrid creatures called Pikmin. He finds that he's able to control them and uses the creatures to get the missing parts to his spaceship, while avoiding and fighting enemies that eat the Pikmin or protect the ship parts. Our final guest is Captain Olimar!" A short man wearing a red spacesuit walks onstage. He has a big nose and pointy ears.

"Hello, Olimar…." Before Eddy can finish talking, a thousand short creatures pile onstage. They're colored red, yellow, and blue and have leaves growing out of their heads. "What the? I thought we told you not to bring these annoying little things!"

"Yeah, well they insisted on coming."

"Well, if they cause trouble I'll…" Suddenly, Eddy is interrupted by Mario running across the stage, pursued by Fox, Marth, and Kirby. Fox pulls out a laser gun and blasts Mario in the backside. He fires at the super-powered plumber again, but he misses, putting a few holes in the wall. Mario retaliates by spitting fireballs out of his mouth. Fox dodges the slow attack, leaving it to nearly hit the Eds! They dodge in the nick of time, but their chairs are destroyed.

"Hey, you guys were supposed to leave!" Eddy screams.

"Sorry, but we're trying to get Mario in the ambulance waiting out back!" Marth yells.

"You'll never-a take me alive!" Mario yells, eating a mushroom. He grows to a tremendous size.

"Quick, Kirby, eat him!" Fox yells.

"No way! I don't know where he's been!"

"You've eaten everything else!"

"Well, I get paid!"

Mario destroys the stage as Fox fires at him. He hits Mario's nose, calling him to fall backwards. The other shots hit the ceiling, making several large holes.

Eddy's rating:

"Well, I'll rate Pikmin a…" Mario falls on top of Eddy and the stage catches fire. Mario panics and smashes through the wall, making a huge hole. Fox tries to follow, but Carrie steals his laser gun.

"What's this thing?" She blasts Fox, sending him running. Amused, Carrie starts blasting everything. Eddy stands to his feet, and walks up to the only camera operating.

"Well, I guess that's it for this week's show!" He says in a daze. "I hope you had fun! Next week is classic cartoon shows…" Suddenly, the Pikmin grab Eddy and start carrying him away. Carrie aims the laser gun at the camera and fires.