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Based on ep. Hole in the Heart.
A/N sitting on my couch the morning after Hole in the Heart, watching it for the first time, crying my eyes out, hockey stick in one hand in case of burglar, remote in the other, bowl of cereal in my lap: Sweets-Don't blame yourself for this, Booth. Booth- I don't blame myself for this. *Jump up, spilling cereal* Me: I BLAME YOU FOR THIS BOOTH! *then throw hockey stick at the tv*
This chapter is more being mad at Booth, because even though we all love him, he can be a real idiot sometimes. This chapter describes how he can be and idiot with Vincent, and he never talked to Zack.
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Here we go:
*Phone rings*
RIIINNGGGGGGGG
Booth-Oh look! It's a violent serial killer, Vincent, why don't you answer it?
Vincent-Good Idea Agent Booth, anything to please my superiors!
RIIINNGGGGGG
Booth-Don't answer it yet
Vincent-Yes sir!
RIINNNGGGG
Booth-Don't answer it yet!
RIINNNGGGGG
Bren-Booth Hurry!
Booth-Don't rush me woman!
RIINNGGGGGGG
Booth- oh look, it says he's really close by, why don't you pick it up Vincent?
Vincent-What do I say?
Bren-Just….try to sound like Booth
Vincent-Oh yes I can totally pull that off, I have an accent! (a/n which I LOVE!)
Bren-Just do your best American accent impression!
Vincent- *answers phone* I vud ike to buy an amburter! (Pink panther refrence if you don't get it)
Bren-MY SPIDEY SENSES ARE TINGLING! *Grabs an extra Hannah burley and puts it in front of Vincent, Hannah gets hit with the cool looking bullet*
Booth- That was a close one!
Vincent- *Hands phone to Booth* It's for you….
*In loving memory Vincent Nigel-Murray, rest in peace*
