Hey! Shout out to CarmillaD! Thanks for the nice reviews, and also thanks for everyone else who reviewed! I'm just too lazy to go downstairs and go to the computer that has internet so I can notify you... By the way, I HATE JUSTIN BIEBER! HE IS THE FACE OF EVIL!!!! Also, Jesse McCartney called, and he'd like his voice back. Let the artist bashing begin!!!! Ah well, so yeah... Since I haven't done a disclaimer in like, forever, I decided to put one!

Disclaimer: I do not own TDI/A/WT! Yes, they changed the name to Total Drama World Tour. I liked TDM... but do I get a say in it? NO! If I did, there would be a heck of a lot more DxC! And they would've never broken up in Top Dog, and Courtney wouldn't have become a bee-otch in Season 2! It had to be said... Anyways, onto the story Alex! I am a girl, btw~


DxC Oneshots

And the Academy Award Goes to...

"RAAAAAAPE!!!!!" Courtney wailed, pointing to a dumbfounded Duncan.

Okay, for many of you, you're probably wondering what happened before this. Because I am in a relatively good mood, I will use my TIME MACHINE to travel back in time and let you see--er, read what happened. Oh I am ever SO magical!!!! And no, I'm not on crack! Thank you very much...

45 minutes earlier...

Courtney rushed down the mahogany stairway of her house, and grabbed her bag. She swung it over her shoulder, and ran to the door.

"Can't talk, late for school!" Courtney called, running down the walkway. She was halfway down the walkway, until she realized she had forgot her clarinet reed. She sprinted into her house, and into the kitchen.

"Mom I--" Courtney yelled. Courtney's mother stood in the door, holding up the small reed in her manicured fingers. Courtney turned around, and smiled. She snatched the reed, and hugged her mother. She ran out the door, agian, and got into her car. A silver car. I'm not the best with car names-- DON'T JUDGE ME!


After the longest car ride ever, in Courtney's view, she quickly made her way into her school dodging other students. She went down the hall, and over to her locker. She picked out her copy of 'The Outsiders' for the class novel study, and her ELA binder. She closed her locker, and turned to head down the hall. She accidentally bumped into someone and dropped her stuff down, and watched as the stuff slided down the hallway.

"Oh I'm so sorry, it was my fault..." Courtney appologized, going down to her knees, and picking up her stuff.

"No no, the pleasure was ALL mine..." Duncan purred, leaning against the next set of lockers.

"Ugh, why am I not surprised that remark came from a pig like you?"

"Because you think I'm hot."

"As if."

"Why don't you stop denying that you're desperately in love with me?"

Courtney rolled her eyes, and stalked off, but Duncan grabbed her wrist.

"Let go of me, I have to go to class!" She spat.

"Come on Princess. Who needs English?"

"Considering we speak it daily... Us?!"

The 'couple's loud conversation was interrupted by the morning bell. All of the students still in the halls, quickly shuffled into their respective classes on time. Duncan and Courtney were the only ones left.

"Duncan! Let me go, I'm gonna be late!" Courtney exclaimed, trying to free her wrist from his grasp. Suddenly, her PDA went off... Courtney's eyes widened, and she froze. Duncan raised an eyebrow, and listned to the music playing

Me plus you

Imma tell Onetime, Onetime

(Onetime)

Imma Onetime, Onetime

(Onetime)

Imma Onetime, Onetime

(Onetime)

Your world, is my world

And my fight, is your fight

And my breath, is your breath

And your heart--

"You're a closet Justin Bieber fan!" Duncan exclaimed, pointing at Courtney. She burried her head in her hands, while he laughed hysterically.

"Oh the SHAME!!!!" She wailed. "It's just- his voice... And that song..."

"No, no, no, no, no. He's a panzy that hasn't hit puberty yet."

"You haven't hit puberty yet!"

"That didn't even make any sense!"

"Oh God... I'm losing brain cells because of a high pitched douche nozzle!"

"Here, come with me."

"Why?"

"Just come..."

They headed down the hall, arm in arm, while Courtney's books littered the halls.


"The Resource room? You dragged me across the entire school, to bring me to The Resource room?" Courtney questioned.

"To you it may be 'The Resource Rom' but to me, it's an awesome place to make out with girls."

"YOU BROUGHT ME HERE TO--" Courtney screamed, before Duncan kissed her. She looped her fingers through his hair, and they made their way over to the couch across the room, keeping their lips connected the entire way. Duncan started to kiss her collar bone, and up and down her neck. She rubbed his back.

"What are we doing...?" Courtney panted. Duncan stopped, and looked at her.

"Uhhh, making out in The Resource Room?" He replied.

"Just checking." She smirked, before clobbering Duncan with kisses.

40 minutes later...

The Resource room was quiet, except for pecks and sighs from Duncan and Courtney. Their shirts and shoes laid scattered across the room. They heard someone gasp, and stopped sucking face. They turned their heads, and saw Harold with his mouth wide open.

"Boobies..." He sighed, staring at Courtney's chest. She gasped, and Duncan narrowed his eyes at the geek oggling his girlfriends chest.

"Harold, your ass is MINE!!!!!!" Duncan shouted, bolting after the now running Harold.

"Duncan?!" Courtney fumed. She ran after them. Duncan shoved Harold into a broom closet, then dusted his hands off.

"Now that that's taken care of..." Duncan drawled, leaning in for another kiss. Courtney blocked it, and scoffed.

"Yeah right. Now come on, let's get our stuff." Courtney said, heading back down the hall.

"What-the... Why are there clothes in here?" Asked Mr. Banks. Courtney's eyes widened, and she started to push Duncan backwards. "Walk away... Walk away..."

They rounded the corner. Courtney still had her hands on Duncan's bare chest, and she was looking to see if anyone saw them. She could feel him inhaling and exhaling... His chest felt so warm against her hands. She faced him, and they stared into each others eyes. His teal ones on her onyx ones. They leaned in to kiss.

"Oh my!" Mr. Banks exclaimed. Courtney immidiately turned to face Mr. Banks, trying to find an excuse to explain all of this.

"RAAAAAAAPE!!!!!!!!" Courtney wailed, pointing to Duncan. Duncan's eyes widened, as Courtney ran up to Mr. Banks, fake crying. Duncan dropped his jaw, and stared as Mr. Banks consoled Courtney. "He... he... VIOLATED me!!!!!" She cried. Duncan stood there dumbfounded.

"Oh you poor thing! Duncan! Report to the principal's office. Now!" He dictated. Duncan sent Courtney a dirty look as she smirked. Duncan put his hands in his pockets and remembered them making out earlier... That was very pleasant... It kind of makes up for him getting punished for a rape he didn't commit. Barely...

The girl can act, he can give her that.


Kind of sucky. Ah well. MTMF and Broken Strings updates hopefully in near future! Also, maybe a What Time is it update too. Maybe... REVIEW!!!!!