NOTES: Last chapter pretty bloody eh? That's what I meant when I said I like blood. I'm criminally insane like Flippy, only without the killing and drink/eating of blood. I don't own anything, blah, blah, f'ing blah.
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Lee lied on his bed, Tsunade and Gai just left and what the told him was still buzzing around in his skull.
"Well Lee, don't worry about people treating you different, all deaths made by any of you are to be completely forgotten and never mentioned again."
"I guess that is good, but that is not what is bothering me."
"Right." Gai cleared his through, even though he wasn't going to say anything.
"Well, we managed to get information from other lands, all fearing you kids. One book explained-"
"Flippy?"
"You know his name. Well, he has a problem, he has post traumatic stress disorder. If he heard anything that reminded him of war, he…Flipped-Out."
"So, now I do that?"
"Yes. He learned…some what of control, you know nothing, I will try to learn techniques to help. But until then, be careful."
Lee could take those pills, but there's two problems with that. Lee doesn't believe in fixing a problem like this with meds, and two, the pills were the size of golf balls. He would choke and d-…oh! That is how I would have control! I would be Fucking dead!
He turned on his side, he will just have to make the best of this. This could make him a fierce Shinobi. Someone no one would want to face. The thought put a smile on his face, he turned over and fell asleep.
-"Another dream…I am on a UNICORN!? This is unmanly!" The unicorn jumped over a fallen tree. "Whee! That was fun! Do it again!" All of a sudden, he heard wind whipping up behind him. He turned to see a giant helicopter, with him driving it! "How does this even work!" The him in the helicopter had yellow eyes, it was Flipped-Out Lee! "What did you do!?" Flippy was riding with him on the magical unicorn. Flipped-Out Flippy was riding with Flipped-Out Lee in the copter. "Why does he get a copter and we get a stupid unicorn!?" Flippy was getting angrier with him. "Just ride faster you idio-"
Lee's alarm clock went off. He looked around, nothing was broken, no one was dead. Though he woke up sitting upright on his pillow.
"Wow, My mind is a very disturbing place!" Lee got up, picked out a uniform (Even if they were all the same army outfit.) And left to find the people who he killed that came back.
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He saw them all in one spot, except Kiba, but he didn't kill Kiba. Neji, TenTen, Naruto, and Sai.
"Tsunade was right."
"About what Lee?" Lee gave them all a hug at once, Sai and Neji were displeased.
"Eww! Don't hug me!"
"I never thought I'd see you guys again!"
"Why? So we were gone yesterday, whatever." Le smiled as tears filled his ears. Then laughed because he's the first person to survive eating Naruto's ramen.
"You're being freaky Lee."
"Not as much as I was, Naruto, come, I owe you a bowl of ramen."
"Really!? Wow! What did I do!? What did you do!?"
"Do you want ramen or not?"
"Alright! Free ramen!"
"One bowl only I'm paying for."
"Whatever, it's free ramen!"
Lee took Naruto and got him a bowl of ramen, he his face in his beret to stop Ichiraku from seeing his face. It worked till Lee sneezed.
"Hey! You're that kid who ate Naruto blood ramen!"
"Naruto what ramen!?"
"Shut up!" Ichiraku went on.
"Yeah, you came here all yellow eyed, pulled Naruto's antlers off, sliced his neck while dripping the blood into the ramen till he died, then ate his ramen with the blood in it." Naruto's eyes grew wide, now he understood why Ichiraku had that look on his face when he got breakfast that morning. But something more important was on his mind.
"You, ate, my, ramen!?"
"Did Tsunade not tell you to not say anything!?"
"oops, my bad." Lee instinctively jumped up and ran for his life, remembering what happened to the last person who ate Naruto's ramen. But no use, he felt a sharp thwack to the back of his head, he felt his blood run down his back. Things got fuzzy. And then it went dark.
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"Shit, where the hell did I go?" Lee woke up in a white room, Kiba was there too staring at the ceiling.
"Kiba? Where are we."
"Congrats, we can only die of old age. So if we get murdered, this is where we go for the rest of the day…I think."
"So, we will not remember any of this or how we died?"
"Nope, I was killed when I was helping my mom cook, I lit myself on fire and burned to death." By the way, Kiba wears a purple shirt with purple swim trunks. He also has bits of purple splashes in his hair.
"Naruto killed me when he found out I ate his ramen."
"Sucks to be you.
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Well, while Lee is dead, let's find out about an average day for Shikamaru.
Shika was huddled in front of a candy shop looking at a very good looking box of caramel apples.
"ooh! Heh heh!" He was laughing at the thought of the sugary rush he could get. He dashed inside.
"Apple, caramel, want, me!"
"You want the candy?" Shika got really mad.
"Give me the stinkin candy!" Shikamaru couldn't wait, he still had part of his old brain, somewhere in his head nearly dead from the high levels of sugar he's been eating. So much sugar he now has a lazy eye. He kicked a soapy bucket of water, the shopkeeper slipped into the glass window and was sliced up by the glass.
"The strategy worked! Now, CANDY!" Shikamaru got as much sugary goodness as he could. Then ran back home laughing like an idiot, but he couldn't wait. He pulled out a sucker and was licking it as he ran. Unfortunately, he didn't see the rock and tripped, fell right onto the sucker stick. It went up his nose so hard and fast, he died.
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"Huh? Where am I? Where's my candy?!"
"Hi Shikamaru."
"Where's my candy?"
"You died. Your candy's back with your body. We stay here for the day." Shikamaru ran the opposite direction of Lee and Kiba, he then appeared next to Lee and Kiba.
"What the!?"
"Yes, that does not work." Shikamaru began freaking out.
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Lee opened his eyes, he was lying in the middle of Konaha's street at night. The clock said midnight. Lee stood up. He picked up his beret and placed it back on his head. "Weird, I do not remember how I got here? Maybe I was sleep walking. No, I am tired, I must have been training hard and passed out." Lee walked slowly back home.
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The next morning, Lee woke up to Neji And TenTen in his room.
"Hello?"
"Lee, get up, we have our first mission since this happened."
