Oooh hoo ohoo hoo ho oohhoho! This is a nice celebration! May I provide some much needed…laughter? Hoo hahaha!

"Woah woah! Who are you, clown!?" a person asked the clown who fashioned half-black and half-white hair that pointed up on both sides like horns. He had appeared out of nowhere with a poof of smoke.

How about some magic tricks? Hmmm? Come on! I am sure I could bring some more entertainment into this….celebration of yours! HOO HOOO HOO.

He leaned onto the person with a grin so wide it could rip his face right in half.

"I don't know who you are, but you are intruding in our celebration and unless you have business with us, I suggest you leave or you will die a slow death." another person threatened the clown, as he help up his gun.

My apologies! I meant no offense. But I am sure you would want to sit for this next trick because for the next trick, I am sure to make one of you….. disappear! oioh hAhahahah!

A room full of people from an extremist group known as the Leaguers watched in awe and curiosity in a midst of their celebration of sacking a village. The mad clown had appeared out of nowhere, instantly multiplying into three different clowns, and each wearing different set of clothing.

Ladies and Gentlemen of the evening! My name is Shaco!

"And my name is Shaco too!"

"Me as well!" Oh shut it!

The people of the Leaguers started to realize who Shaco really was, a former champion of the, now gone, Institute of Justice. The lieutenants ordered their soldiers to attack and take down the Demon Jester and his clones but to no avail. As Shaco wiped blood of the soldiers off his blade, he spoke:

I have the floor now Oh hooo hooh hoho hooo!

While laughing Shaco threw a poisoned shiv at a man, slicing his face slightly.

Oops! I missed! HAHAHAHAhAAHA!

He laughed on, as the man screamed in agony and terror as the poison from the shiv slowly and painfully spread across his face.

"HELP! HELP! Ghack," the man started foaming at his mouth, but not before his head started bloating up. POP! The headless body of the man lie on the floor.

Oooh hooo hoo! Now for my next trick, anyone who tries to leave will follow suit of your dearest comrade!

Shaco snapped his fingers and two more Shaco clones appeared

Oh! And I do have a lovely surprise for you waiting outside. I have managed to kill every one of your little guards! Isn't that wonderful!? Haha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The crowd started murmuring and panicking.

QUIET! ANY PERSON TO MAKE A SOUND WILL DIE.

Shaco's menacing statement silenced the crowd.

Oh….mind me, that was awfully rude of me wasn't it HAHAHAHAHA!

Shaco pranced around on the podium like a madman. He pranced and danced and wobbled around, and suddenly came to an abrupt stop. The menacing chill in the air made skins crawl and spines freeze.

Why do you look at me with such serious expressions on your faces?

"Why!? Why are you doing this!?"

"Please let us live!"

"You have no reason to do such things!"

Oh but the anarchy! That's the true beauty of it all, isn't it? Hoo hoo hoo! Come on men of "true law!" Hoo HAHAHAHAHAHA! I just love some words that flow out of people nowadays wouldn't you say?

Shaco vanished with red smokes and reappeared next to one of the members, instantly slitting the man's throat with his dagger. Then he proceeded onto beheading the man.

You know, they say the moment before somebody dies he reveals his true colors and you sir, are full of gushing RED! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!

Poof. He disappeared with the man's head and appeared next to one of the group's lieutenants.

"Please… please let me live… I-I-I'll do anything I swear please mister Shaco Sir" said the lieutenant with Shaco's blade against his throat.

Hmmmmm Mister Shaco. I like the sound of that. For tonight, you will all call me Mister Shaco! Oooh hoo hoho hoo! Don't you like the sound of that!? Mister…. What is your name?

"M-m-my name?"

That is correct chap. Come on! Tell me your name!

"M-my name is Y-Yumo."

Yumo? Hmmm okay then Yumo. Do you have a family Yumo? Depending on your answer, I may let you live. Point them to me! Oh and no lies! Ooh hahahAhA! Oh and do you like my new hairdo? I colored one side white and the other black, because they are my new favorite colors you know? Oohh ohoh HAHAHAHA!

"Y-yes sir…you look great with that hair. I have a son and a wife, right over there…Please let us live please sir!"

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Shaco approached the man's face very slowly, with a grin that grew ever wider.

Why don't you go ahead and take the stage, and recite to your fellow members of your propaganda slogan one more time….And I may let you all live after all!

"O-o-okay s-s-sir," with his pants dripping, Yumo approached the stage. "F-fellow members of the L-leaguers. W-we are of the Fish order. W-We are to bring true order to Valoran f-f-for it is fo-foretold in o-our sacred book. W-w-we shall protect one another a-an-and value the ord-order more than our individual l-lives… It i-i-is our duty and right to pillage, rape, murder and kill everyone who do not follow our true o-o-o-order f-for t-they are not of the t-true re-re-religi-"

Oh enough of your mumbling.

Shaco snapped his fingers and his clones laughed menacingly as they attacked Yumo's family members and started tearing away at their flesh and eating them alive with their bare hands. They screamed long, agonizing and painful screams before all fell to silence.

"NO NO NO! BUT YOU SAID-"

Oops. I lied. Hoo HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Shaco's grabbed the extremist lieutenant by the throat and laughed madly. As Yumo cowered in fear, Shaco bit his nose-tip and chomped it off. He screamed as blood from his nosed started spewing onto Shaco's face. Shaco gave a sinister smile.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! You, who hide behind his family, are going to die a slow and painful death. Wouldn't you agree ladies and gentlemen? Oh why do I try with you, you are a dead crowd.

Shaco drew his blades and sliced Yumo's arms off in two swift motions. Yumo screamed, now missing his nose-tip and his arms.

Ooh hooo hoo hoo hAHAHAHA! Now, for the main event of this evening I have prepared this unicycle for you! Shaco snapped a finger and one of his clones brought a unicycle up to the stage.

Now then darling, put this man on the unicycle! Now then Yumo… if you can manage to bike over there without falling, I will let you live after all but know this.. If you choose to live, I will kill everyone else in this celebration.

Hearing this, the crying armless man started wobbling on the unicycle towards the spot Shaco had pointed to for a last chance to live without a moment's hesitation, as the crowd started panicking and shouting out profanities out of sheer terror.

Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk. Look at him folks. Your Lieutenant, ladies and gentlemen!

There was panic in the crowd as the majority of them started screaming in fear and cried for their lives. Some of them tried to make it to the only exit guarded by 3 other Shaco clones. None of them made it out alive, as the rest of the Leaguers fell back in line.

Once Yumo finally reached the spot, he turned and asked Shaco: "Puh-puhrease lut me leev" he murmured with blood running down from his missing nose tip.

Oh I did forget to tell you about the grand finale didn't I? NO.

Shaco's Jack in the Box popped out from near Yumo, making him fall off the unicycle. It started laughing and shooting out needles at Yumo's legs as he screamed for mercy as the crowd watched in horror.

It looks like all of you made sounds didn't you? And what did I say earlier about what I am going to do to people who make sounds? Raise your hands! No one!? How disappointing.

Shaco curled up into a ball and had a breakdown of cries and screams. His clones raised their hands.

"Ooh Ooh me! Me! Pick me!"

"No you doofus! Pick me! I know the answer"

"Please you simpletons I am the clown with the brains. Me me!"

"Ooh! Ooh! You said any person to make a sound will die!"

"YOU WEREN'T PICKED ON TO ANSWER!" said one of Shaco's clones as the real Shaco disappeared with a poof. He reappeared next to Yumo, who was still alive with what looked like thousand needles poking out of his legs. Shaco held up Yumo's face very close as he gave the most bone-chilling smile. As Yumo looked on in sheer terror with bloodshot eyes, Shaco spoke with a very deep, distorted voice.

I am a man of my word. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!