Felipe and bulbasaur are now on their way to Mt. Moon, which they must get through to get to Cerulean City.
"There, I can see the entrance over there, bulbasaur!"
"Saur!" Suddenly a young boy come over to Felipe and started talking to him.
"I like shorts!" He said.
"Um, yeah, that's nice." As Felipe walks away the boy stops him.
"Wait, let's battle!"
"You're a weird kid, but yeah, I'll battle you."
"Caterpie! Come out!"
"Who should I use? I haven't trained sandshrew yet, so, sandshrew go! Sand-attack!"
Sandshrew started to blow sand at caterpie, which started to shake wildly.
"Now, scratch!" Sandshrew jumped in front of caterpie and scratch it. Caterpie flew a few feet and hit a tree, fainting.
"Grrr, you got lucky. Metapod go!"
"Ha, you think that can beat my sandshrew?! Scratch it!"
"Harden." Yelled the kid. Metapod begun to shine and when sandshrew hit it with a scratch it didn't move an inch.
"Oh, crap.... Try tackling it!!"
"Keep using harden!" Sandshrew's tackles were having no effect.
"Saur, saur, saur!!" Bulbasaur started to laugh.
"What are laughing at! Ugh, there has to be a way.....I know! Sandshrew grab metapod, throw it in the air, and when metapod is falling tackle it!" Sandshrew grabbed metapod, threw him in the air, and when metapod started to fall, sandshrew jumped up, curled up into a ball and hit metapod.
"No!!" Yelled the boy "Metapod return...."
"HAHA, you lost weird-short-loving-kid!"
"Buaaaaaa." The kid started to cry and ran away.
"Ahhh, come on kid, you don't need to cry! I just hope I don't meet people as weird as that kid again. Sadshrew return."
~
At the entrance of Mt. Moon.
"I need to catch one pokemon here if I want to keep up with Scott. The first pokemon I see I will capture!" said Felipe bravely.
As he and bulbasaur entered the cave they saw a zubat.
"Oh, damn it! Did it have to be a zubat!?" Zubat heard this it started to attack Felipe. "Zub!" It said angrily.
"Ow! What are you doing?! Guess I have no choice, bulbasaur go get it!"
"Saur!" Bulbasaur jumped and tackled zubat. It fell on the ground and was barely moving.
"The thing went down in one hit! I've seen sponges stronger than this zubat!" Felipe fell on the ground laughing and zubat was still trying to get up. "Ugh, I made a promise and as much as I regret this, pokeball go!" Felipe threw a pokeball at zubat, and it was teleported inside it. It shock weakly and stopped moving. "Yay," said Felipe dully "I caught zubat."
Felipe picked up the pokeball.
"This zubat probably know where the exit is.....come out zubat." Zubat came out and started to hit Felipe on the head. "Hey, that hurts! Look, sorry I made those funny comments...." Felipe started to laugh again and zubat resumed hitting him on the head. "Ok, ok, I'll stop laughing! Look, sorry again, but if you come with me I promise that you'll get much stronger. And maybe someday you be stronger than every pokemon on this cave put together! So what do you say?"
"Bat!" It said happily.
"Thanks, now can you help me find the exit?"
"Zu!" It nodded.
"It will probably take 10 to 20 minutes according to the map, but since you live here it should take us only five minutes!"
~ 3 and a half-hours later.....
"I can see the exit, finally! Thanks zubat, now return." Felipe and bulbasaur ran to the exit and were able to see Cerulean City. "I think I caught a retarded zubat.....but it doesn't matter! I'm so happy I got to Cerulean City that I'll forget about it! Now, to the pokemon center!"
"Saur!"
"What? No, bulbasaur, not to rest! We're going there to see the nurse!"
"Saur...."
"Now, let's pray that I will find a girlfriend on this town!" Bulbasaur started to walk towards the city.
"Hey, wait! If I don't find a girlfriend here its your fault!!"
-Will Felipe find a girlfriend?
-Will Felipe beat the Cerulean gym leader?
-Will bulbasaur get enough of Felipe and abandon him?
-And most importantly: Will the nurse be hot????
NOTE: If you've played R/B/Y then you know who the shorts-kid is!
