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"Damn it! What the hell is this?!" he screamed as another formation of wood formed on his other leg. "K-Kakuzu!"
"What is that moron screaming about now?" Kakuzu asked out loud. He got up and walked out of the cave and stopped. He sighed heavily as he saw no sign of his loud partner. "Where could he have gone?"
"Kakuzu!" Hidan screamed from somewhere. Kakuzu immediately followed and found Hidan tied by wood against a tree. He looked around to find the culprits. He jumped out of the trees as a paper bomb flew towards him. "Kakuzu, it's a trap. Leave!"
"What?" Kakuzu asked looking for the people who set the trap. He smiled when he saw the headbands, but frowned as he saw four of them. "Damn."
"Stop right there and we won't hurt your partner," a man with brown hair declared coming from behind a tree. Kakuzu laughed. He looked at them waiting for their next move. A twig snapped behind Kakuzu making him turn as a blond ran up to try to restrain him. "Naruto! No!"
"Stop you idiot!" the girl screamed. Kakuzu turned grabbing the boy's head and pushed him to the ground. His team mates watched as he stayed on the ground. "Naruto!"
"Well, I think a trade is in order. My partner for this brat," Kakuzu growled looking at them angrily. He waited daring one of them to step forward or even speak. "Well?"
"J-just give us back Naruto and we won't hurt you or your partner," the leader called over. Kakuzu frowned. He thought for a moment remembering the name Naruto. 'Damn, I have the jinchuriki of nine-tails in my hand and I want to trade him for my idiot partner. But that would also result in a loss of money. Fuck,' Kakuzu growled internally. "Well?"
"No way, Kakuzu, just forget it. That's the nine tails. Just take him and get your fucking money. I'll be fine," Hidan yelled at Kakuzu. He sighed heavily and turned leaving the loud man with the enemy. "So, he really did just leave me here to die didn't he. Damn."
"We need to go after them and get Naruto back," the leader announced looking at the other two. They nodded together. "But, I'll take Sai and go after them. Sakura, take him back to the village for interrogation."
"Roger," the pink haired girl responded picking up Hidan. He tried to kick her and failed. He groaned as the wood around his torso tightened. "Stay still and it won't tighten any more."
"Fuck you all to hell and back, bitch," Hidan yelled as she started to jump away. "KAKUZU! COME HELP ME NOW YOU PRICK!"
"What are you yelling for?" Sakura asked as she jumped. "I thought Akatsuki was a terrible organization that didn't care about its members. And partners would even kill each other. Why would he come back to help you?"
"Hell if I know, I'm only hoping that he does. Otherwise, I know he just wants the money. Course that's all he cares about anyway. I'm done talking to you," Hidan spat as he looked forward. Sakura continued to hop from branch to branch as something came flying towards her. She automatically pulled Hidan in front of her to block the attack. There was a split second that she saw a hand and panicked. "FUCK! THAT SHIT HURTS!"
"What?" she asked looking to see the hand through the wood and Hidan's stomach. She stopped and looked around for the enemy. "Shit."
"That's the correct word for your situation," a deep voice replied behind her. She screamed as she was stabbed through the chest. "Hidan. You're so loud. What if her team mates come after us now?"
"Well, they will now that she screamed. Plus you fucking stabbed both of us and they can track us using my blood," Hidan replied looking down at the hole in his abdomen. "Kakuzu, I should tell you that I lied to you before. I never regained my immortality. So unless we get to a hospital again. I'm going to die for sure this time."
"You're kidding right?" Kakuzu growled looking at his partner. He broke the wood and picked up the smaller man. Hidan opened his mouth to speak. "Just shut up and let me take care of you."
"That's...nice Kakuzu. Really...nice," Hidan whispered as he leaned into the large chest. Hidan smiled as he heard Kakuzu's heart beat and four faint others. "Kakuzu, I'm...so tired. Your...hearts sound so...nice. So tired."
"Hidan, shut up and stay awake," Kakuzu growled leaping towards the hide out. He stopped outside and looked down to see Hidan staring at him with a small smile. "What's with the smile idiot?"
"You look...so handsome with the...sun behind...you like that. It makes me...damn happy that you'd...be so worried about...me," Hidan replied blinking slowly. Kakuzu growled and went inside. He looked around and sighed as he found no one else. He looked back down at Hidan and felt his heart stop. Hidan lay smiling in his arms smiling up at him.
"Hidan, wake up. Now," Kakuzu ordered glaring at the other. He waited for movement but nothing happened. Kakuzu pulled his mask down and covered Hidan's mouth with his pushing air into his lungs. He started to panic as Hidan didn't respond. "Hidan quit bull shitting me and get up. You can't just fucking leave me like this you little asshole. Wake up! Wake up!"
"Wake up!" Kakuzu demanded again after sitting with Hidan for half an hour. He felt tears stream slowly down his face. Carefully he reached up and caught the tear on his finger. "If I care so much about you now, why the hell would you leave me now? You accomplished your side of the deal with Jashin so why are you still going to die? Hidan, please don't leave me. I-I love you. You better have heard me. I will not be saying that very often to anybody."
