A/N: My present condition prevents me from writing any LOOOONG character descriptions up here, but I don't feel they're necessary yet. And I cant write anything above 2K words, which suits BitDtT less than this. So JtJ is getting it's chance to shine. Enjoy.

"LIIIIIIII !" The scream echoed across the orphanage. Mung was the orphanage's cook. A good chef and a nice guy most of the time, but if there's one thing he hated it was kids robbing his kitchens. Which happened a lot. "That does it ! What the fuck did you fucking want with my fucking bananas !" He screamed, entirely unaware that the whole orphanage was staring at him. Then he remembered that the orphanage was under inspection that day. "Heh heh, whoops. So er I'll just like er go away now and, look over there." He pointed a paw at the sun and made a break for it, the little rat disappearing behind a pillar.

The inspector wrote a note on a piece of paper he was holding. "Rude, round rat as chef. Suggested appointment of new kitchen staff." He finished and looked disappointed at Mrs Yang. "And who was he looking for ?"

Mrs Yang was at a loss. She hadn't seen the bunny since last night's incident. "Um, we don't have a Li." She replied.


A sack of bananas flew over the gates and landed at Peng You's feet. The pig looked up to see Li's familiar buck-toothed grin popping over the gate and landing besides him."I thought today was orphanage inspection." Peng You said.

Li sighed, the sole problem his best friend had was an apparent inability to break rules of any kind. Or at least, not until after Li I talked him into it.

"Peng, pengy pengy Peng, Fidget will cover for me and Mrs Yang won't miss me when this baby gets a distinction. Besides, Mung will never know what happened to his bananas and my smoothies will become so famous my dad will come all the way here just to taste it and then he'll see me selling them and take me back home."

Peng was quite used to his rabbit friend's complex plans by now. "OK, sounds good .How exactly are you going to get back in ?"

Li brushed away the question. "I'll think of something and you'll try and talk me out of it, but I'll do it anyways. You know, the usual."

"The usual ends with one of us getting hurt."

"No it does not." Li scoffed, lugging off the sack of bananas that was bigger than even him.


An hour later, at the orphanage Mrs Yang had her hooves full.

The children had stayed nice and been good until Mung hit the gong for breakfast. Then the usual hussle and bussle was increased ten fold. Mung, in an attempt to save his job had pulled out all the stops and created a banquet fit for kings, until the children got their paws on it.

The orphanage had five mess halls, one for each section. And all were in total chaos. The inspector had never seen more violent children in his entire life. But the pinaccle of chaos reigned in the Fire Section.

The lemon dumplings that had once stood proud in a mighty pyramid was already in ruins. Mung was wailing in the corner. Lee and Fidget, a grey bat with more scars, cuts and bruises than your average Imperial Army General, were having a tug of war over Gongmen's famous Sweet and Spicy noodles. Flower, a skunk that stunk worse than a public latrine, was the only quiet one, though he was eyeing the chaos almost wistfully, as though he longed to join in and do his bit.

The inspector tut-tutted disappointedly. Mrs Yang however wasted no time in bringing back order.

"SILENCE !" Suddenly everyone seemed to remember their manners, Mung serving Flower a large portion of Bean buns. Lee kindly offering Fidget the noodles they had been arguing over a second ago, with the bat refusing with EVEN MORE practiced politeness.

"They were merely a little excited." Mrs Yang said curtly, covering up the mess as best she could. "Would you like some breakfast ?"


"This isn't working is it ?" Li said, dismally eyeing the pot of vomit-inducing banana flesh.

"Well we had one customer." Peng you pointed out.

"Yeah, I'm sure my dad will hear about my amazing evil-seeking banana juice. It makes only the most fiendish puke in revolt."

Peng you blinked, somehow Li's enthusiasm never seemed to end.

"But Suna doesn't have many villains." Li continued. "And I gotta get back for some lunch."

"What do we do with this ?" Asked Peng you, indicating the unsuccessful, apparently truth seeking banana smoothie.

"Hmm, we can't leave it here, and if I take it back Mung will know I was in his kitchen. Ill have to dispose of the evidence. Help me up ?"

Peng you let Li hop onto his back. "What exactly are you doing ?"

"GERONIMO !" Li jumped into the pot.


The inspection hadn't gone any better. Mung had served several lemon dumplings, salvaged from the floor, to the inspector.

"Hmm, language is a bit off, but I must say you can cook." The inspector complemented.

"Why thank you," Mung said, glad that it looked like he still had a job. "Lemon Dumplings are a specialty of mine."

The inspector threw up, all over the poor rat. "Sorry. It's just lemons. I'm... Allergic."

The rat ignored him and seemed to swell in anger. "You motherfucker ! I have never been more fucking insulted in my entire fucking life !"

He pounced and bit into stork leg. The inspector leapt up and hollered. The children all turned and started laughing. Until Mrs Yang silenced them with a look, before deftly ripping Mung off of the inspector.

The rat was calmed by a slap across the face. Mrs Yang then examined the leg.

"It's just a scratch." She said, trying to calm the stork.


Li was dizzy. His belly had bloated and he was covered in banana snoothie. He and Peng you hobbled along to the orphanage wall. Li shook his head, to try and clear the dizziness.

"Peng you, this situation calls for operation catapult."

"But you ended up sleeping on the roof last time."

"... It wasn't that bad, and it would explain why I wasn't here this morning."

Peng you sighed. Noone could talk Li out of anything.


"Sir you really shouldn't scream so much. The last person that bit me gave me this." Fidget hoisted his peg leg up for the stork to see. The avian snapped under the impression that Fidget's injury had happened in the orphanage itself

"This facility is getting shut down. These children deserve better ! As for the rat, I will be reporting him to my superiors. Good day !" With that the stork left the mess.

Lee gave chase. "Wait mister, you can't close the orphanage. It's our home !"

The stork turned to reply but a banana coated brown bunny crash-landed into his head.

Li rose to his feet, and vommited half digested banana smoothie all over Lee.

The rabbit was too stunned to do anything other than blink. Li on the other hand noted all the people staring at him. "What did I do ?"