Chapter 3
"I knew it was magic!" Steve piped up. "Oh, and by the way, I'm not crippled. I just faked being in a wheelchair because that is what my fake backstory is about."
"They don't care, Steve." Roger told him through clenched teeth. "And by the way, terrible time to bring up your backstory."
"Sorry." Sylvester Scott went up to Anti-Cosmo.
"Why are you doing this?" He questioned. "Why poof up all of these Sevipers, and causing us, the innocent, to suffer?" Anti-Cosmo grinned wickedly.
"Why?" Anti-Cosmo faked. "Because we're evil, that's why."
"And we bad cartoons wanted a distraction as we all take over our rightful worlds." Giovanni added, coming up to them with the other evil cartoons.
"It was a team effort." Bowser chipped in. "But I came up with it."
"You did not!" Ganondorf argued. "You were late. You can't claim something, and take credit for it. That's what bad cartoons do…and we are bad cartoons, but it's still not right. But it's right for us. Oh, I'm so confused."
"Try not to think about it so much, Sire." Vaati told him. "And you'll be fine."
"Well, you baddies won't win." Scott told them all. "Good always wins over evil."
"We'll see." Giovanni stated.
Rodney came into the lounge with the other villains. Dr. Doofensmhirtz glared at him.
"Rodney." He said.
"Heinz." He said back.
"What are you doing here?"
"Isn't it obvious? I'm here to ruin your trip, these guys are here to ruin it as well."
"Well, you're not. Perry and the others are going to kick your and your bad friends' butts."
"Oh, really?"
"Really."
"I don't think so. You know, you can join us if you want. Be on the bad side, like the good or bad ol' days. What do you say?"
"No. Those days are over. I like being good." Rodney sighed.
"Typical."
"But, you can join us on the good side if you want."
"Sorry, Dr. D, no can do I like being bad. Bad guys have more development, that's why they're just so fun in the movies and TV shows. You had your chance, and you blew it, like you always have, and always will." Dr. D pointed a mean finger at him.
"You, Rodney, are a very bad man, You are….you are…" He looked around for Lumiere. "Former Candlestick! Former Candlestick! I need help with French! Former Candle…"
"I'm right here." Lumiere said. He narrowed his eyes. "And I have a name, and it's not 'Former Candlestick'. It's Lumiere."
"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Listen, how do you say 'my enemy' in French?"
"That's easy, mon anmie, it's mon ennemi"
"Now say it in French."
"I just did. It's mon ennemi." Dr. D blinked.
"Wow, really? It sounds just like the English version."
"Only it's not, it's the French version."
"Okay, fine, sheech, I don't speak French, okay? Nein!" He looked at Rodney again, and once again, pointed a mean finger at him
"You, Rodney, are mon en…mon en… that French word for my enemy." Lumiere did a face palm.
"You are mon ennemi too." Rodney told him back. Dr. D was disappointed.
"Aw, I knew it was that word. I had it on the tip of my tongue. Anyway, Rodney, you and your friends are going down."
"We'll see."
"What do mean we'll see? Good always triumphs over evil. Don't you watch TV and the movies? Everyone knows that. That's why…I joined the good side in the end, yeah! So, I can win it all, baby!"
"No, you joined because you are an idiot, and because your bratty daughter told you too." Dr. D was mad now.
"Hey; you leave Vanessa out of this!"
"Make me!"
"I will…or Perry the Platypus will. My days of violence are over. Sorry." Rodney groaned.
The Pines were shocked to see Bill Cipher.
"Bill, you're alive?" Dipper asked. "I thought we killed you."
"You may have thought that, Dipper." Bill said to him. "But, that is where you're wrong! For I'm right here, in front of you all in the flesh."
"How is that possible?" Mabel asked. "Once you're dead, you're dead. I'm sorry, but, there's no way coming back from it."
"Not unless I made it so I could revive myself!" The triangle demon explained. "Plus, Anti Cosmo made me come back to life with magic."
"And that's why I'm not a blue beast anymore." LeFou added. "I'm just a gay man again. Oh, and gay means happy."
"It's 2018, sir." Stanley told him. "It's okay. You don't need to hide it anymore. Time to embrace it. Show them who you really are. Let your true colors fly!" LeFou looked irritated.
"Shut up, Stanly." Stanly felt ashamed.
"Sorry, sir."
"Who's that Kirby?" Tiff wanted to know about Poison Kirby.
"That's Poison Kirby." Metaknight informed her. "He turned into him after he inhaled one of the snakes." Tiff did a face palm, feeling like an idiot. Tuff beamed.
"Ha!" He stated. "I knew there was a Poison Kirby! See, Tiff? See what happens when you risk things sometimes?"
"Yes, Tuff. But, you don't want to risk it all the time; otherwise, it's too risky, and you don't want that."
"Whatever. You go, Poison Kirby; show them whose boss!"
"Poyo!" Kirby agreed. He then was determined again, and took off after a Seviper.
Puppycorn tried to fend himself away from the Sevipers, but they proved too much for him. The Sevipers all piled up on him as the puppy Lego cried for help.
"UNIKITTY!" He yelled. Unikitty gasped, and watched in horror as she saw her brother sink in the pile.
"Bro!" She cried. She ran to the pile. "I'm coming!" She ran to the Sevipers, but suddenly a Seviper lashed out at her. It bit her on the horn. She yelped, and pulled and pulled, trying to free her horn, but couldn't.
"Get…off…of….me!" She cried. "Please?" She pulled away so fast that she fell on the floor face first. The Seviper laughed as another Seviper bit her. She yelped again. Both Sevipers laughed.
"Stop laughing at me." She said. "That hurt. It really, really hurt." The Seviprs laughed again.
"SIS!" Puppy Corn yelled again. "PLEASE, HELP ME!" It took one more nip to get Unikitty mad. She went into her anger mode.
"STOP LAUGHING AND GET AWAY FROM MY LITTLE BROTHER!" She screamed at the top of her lungs. Scared, the Sevipers whimpered and scurried away. Puppycorn leaped to his feet
"Wow, sis!" He spoke as her sister calmed down "That was so awesome; thanks for saving me!" She looked at him, and smiled.
"You're my little brother. I won't let anything bad happen to you."
"And I won't let anything bad ever happen to you."
"Awwww!" Brother and sister then snuggled each other.
"Brothers," Grizz told the other bears, Panda and Ice Bear. "Prepare to fight. Maybe fight to the death if you have to."
"Fight to the death?" Panda asked. "Grizz, are you sure? I'm not comfortable with that."
"Ice Bear doesn't condone with violence." He said. "But if Ice Bear must," He sighed. "Ice Bear will do it."
"That's the spirit!" Grizz said. "You may see blood, Ice Bear. Don't faint."
"Ice Bear will try not to."
"But I might." Panda put in.
"Well, don't!" Grizz spoke again.
"But…" But Ice Bear and Grizz began fighting the Sevipers. Panda sighed.
"You can do it, Panda. Just be brave and strong like bears like you are supposed to be." And just like that, he too, began to fight.
A Seviper came into the lobby of the medic area. Pascal looked fierce, ready to fight.
"Pascal, no." Rapunzel told the chameleon.
"Um, maybe we should leave." Blythe said. "Like, maybe now. We should have evacuated a long time ago." The blonde princess looked at them all.
"No." They all were shocked. "Look, you can leave if you want to, but not now, not without Eugene. And if you love your mongoose, I suggest you do the same."
"I do love Sunil." Vinnie chipped in. "But, I like my life even more. I think he'll agree, but just in case, don't tell him I said that."
"Rapunzel," Her father put in "We have to leave. If not, we'll die."
"Eugene will die too." His daughter said. "And you can all leave, but if Eugene dies, I don't think I can live without him. You can't change my mind. I'm 19, a big girl, an adult. I can handle it. Just leave me alone with him." Her father sighed.
"Oh, Rapunzel."
"Your father's right, Rapunzel." Flynn's voice stated. They all saw Flynn in his wheelchair by the door. Rapunzel went to hug him.
"Oh, Eugene."
"Rapunzel, you all should go, evacuate if you can." Rapunzel began to have tears in her eyes as she tried hard not to cry.
"But Eugene. No, I won't. I can't leave you."
"I know it's hard for you right now, and I understand and appreciate your devotion to me. But, you have to go. I'll be fine. If one of us has to survive, it should be you. And if I don't make it, my memory will live on inside you."
"Are you sure?"
"I've never been so sure in my entire life." The princess began crying as she hugged her injured fiancée.
"My heart will go on and on." She sobbed.
"I know." The other cartoons had tears in their eyes too.
"That's so beautiful!" Vinnie observed, sniffing. He saw Pascal. "Come here buddy!" Pascal hugged Vinnie, and cried on his chest.
"If Sunil was here, he would cry his eyes out like he did when we thought Blythe was leaving forever." Russell observed.
"Where is a grate when we need one?" Zoe asked.
"Go." Flynn said when the hug was over. "Live…for the both of us."
"I'll try." Rapunzel responded. "I love you and always will."
"Me, too." They then kissed. "Now, go. Save yourself while you can." They then withdrew from each other.
"I'll never forget you." She looked at the others. "Come on, let's go." Cassandra smiled.
"You're doing the right thing, Raps." She said to her friend. "even if it's hard, I'm proud of…"
"Cass, just go before she changes her mind." Flynn told her. Cassandra sighed.
"Fine."
"Wait, does this mean I have to leave Sunil?" He left with the others. "Does it, Sunil, my buddy for years and years?"
"When will these snake creatures leave us alone?" Louise Belcher wanted to know. "So that we can enjoy the rest of this cruise?" A Seviper took off her hat. The nine-year-old screamed.
"My hat; not again!"
"Don't worry Louise." Her brother, Gene assured her. "I got it. Okay, fart powers, activate!" He scrunched up his face, shut his eyes, and made fists.
"Uh-oh." Tina observed. "Here it comes." Gene then farted. His siblings fanned out the smell with their hands. The Seviper, disgusted, spit out the hat, and slithered away as fast as it could.
"I don't think I ever saw a snake go that fast before." Tina observed. Louise smiled as she put on her hat.
"Gene," She started. "I am both disgusted and proud of you at the same time." Gene took a bow.
"My flatulence is at your service anytime mil' ladies." He farted again. "Sorry, can't control it. Everybody does it like everyone poops. We all read that book; it doesn't lie. Nothing to be ashamed of. It's only natural."
"That's it!" Timmy told his godparents, impatient. "We just can't sit here like sitting ducks. We have to fight back."
"But, Timmy." Cosmo said to his godchild. "How? We're powerless without our wands. The Pokémon, those agent cartoons, those space people with their green puffball pet, Kirby, those ink children that turn to squids, and bears are attacking those snake things. Plus, we're not ducks." He pointed to Scrooge, Donald, and the other ducks. "they are. And the duck that is shooting the snakes with a gun is one too"
"The 21st century child is right." Lumeiere put in. "When those invaders marched to the castle, we did not sit around like sitting ducks, as you cartoons say, we attacked them, thus they got frightened and ran, and we won the battle." Cosmo was confused.
"I thought you got turned into objects." Poof looked irritated.
"But we didn't get that other guy." Cogsworth pointed out. "Remember? Our master would've been dead, and the spell wouldn't have been broken if it weren't for…"
"Magic? A miracle?"
"Yeah, call it what you will. The battle was my plan by the way." Lumiere got mad.
"It was not! It was my plan, and you know it. Stop taking credit for things you clearly didn't do."
"Stop taking credit of something you didn't do." Lumiere put up his fists, ready for a fight.
"Do you want to go, overgrown pocket watch?" Cogsworth did the same with his fists.
"You know it, you former wax fool!" And with that, the two men began to brawl. Chip sighed.
"Oh, boy!" He observed. "Here we go again!"
"This makes me miss my fights with Perry the Platypus." Doofensmhirtz said to no one. Adam sighed.
"If I was a beast again, I would easily have taken on the Sevipers, just like I did with those wolves."
"Violence never solves anything!" Borf, a platypus/unicorn hybrid spoke up. "It might be ironic, considering what's happening with wars, Pokémon, and right now, but it's still a good moral, and something to live by." They all heard a gunshot from outside. He grinned nervously. "Pretend you didn't hear that. Guess this story isn't G-rated anymoore."
"We need to attack Anti-Cosmo and the other anti- fairies." Timmy spoke again while Toadsworth broke up the fight with the two grown Frenchmen. This disappointed Doofenshmirtz. He was enjoying it! "They have the wands, rattle, and other magical stuff. Once their back, I'll wish for all of the snakes to be gone, and then we can enjoy the rest of our cruise like we're supposed to." Cosmo smiled.
"Good thinking. Timmy!" He complimented him. Timmy smiled.
"Thanks. It's a wonder why sometimes kids are smarter and more mature then adults."
"I wonder why about that too, sport." Wanda agreed. "So, how do you plan on doing this?"
"I don't know. You're the adults. I'm only ten." Wanda sighed.
Something then hit Toadsworth on the back of the neck.
"Ouch!" He then found out it was a soda can, and picked it up. "Who did that? That really hurt." Bart laughed to himself. Everybody glared at him.
"Not cool, dude." Gumball told him.
"Yeah." His brother, Darwin added. "You could've seriously hurt him."
"I thought we told you no mischievous behavior." Marge scolded her son.
"You did, Mom." Lisa said. "He just didn't listen."
"Listening issues." Cogsworth stated. He then grinned at Lumiere. "Just like someone else I know." Lumiere shushed him.
"Shhh!" He whispered back. "Don't make me fight you again. I would so burn you right now if, well, you know. Plus, listening and obeying are two different things. So, depending on the circumstances, I have obeying issues, not listening issues."
"Frenchie's right." Bart spoke." Marge and Homer looked at Toadsworth, both looking ashamed.
"We're so sorry about our son." Marge stated.
"Yeah." Homer added. "I'll strangle him once we're home, or not in your presence whatever comes first, although I'm sorry if I can't help myself if you catch me doing it."
"That's not okay." Toadsworth said. "But, I guess I'll let it slide, because I guess raising kids isn't easy, so we can't be too harsh on parents for the way their kids act, but he still needs to learn respect."
"I understand, and it's really touching that you, an elderly Toad, is saying that about my human child." Toadsworth was confused.
"He's a human?" Everyone but Bart, glared at him
"That's also not cool, dude." Gumball said. "Asking someone if they're human because of their skin." Toadsworth held his hands in defense. "Sorry, I'm not racist."
"Sounds like you are." Gumball said.
"I agree with Gumball." Darwin agreed. "Not cool. Not cool at all."
"No, all I said was…" Toadsworth stopped. He realized what he just did. "Oh, I guess it was kind of racist."
"Yeah, it was." Gumball said.
"And you know it." Darwin added. Toadsworth looked at Marge and Homer.
"I'm sorry what I said." He told them. "I hope you forgive me."
"We forgive you." Homer stated. "Mostly due to what I forgot what we were talking about."
"Thank you, but he still needs to learn about respecting the elders."
"You're welcome, and he will." He leaned towards his wife. "Who is he talking about? Bart? Because I have a lot of respect."
"Yes, Bart." Marge answered with a groan.
"Okay, good." Toadsworth looked at Bart. "And why a soda can?"
"Because I couldn't do rocks." Bart answered. "Duh!"
"Yeah!" Patrick added. "I don't see my mini homes anywhere, do you?"
"No, but rock or soda can, it still hurt, and you shouldn't be doing that." Bart shrugged.
"Whatever, man. Don't have a cow."
"Bart!" His father scolded. "This isn't the nineties anymore. Although, some could argue that the 90s was an awesome year. Man, people who were born back then and the early 2000s', and maybe late 80's, were lucky. Everything was good in those days. Good cartoon, good cartoon movies, good books and toys. Man, what a time to be alive, then again people could argue about that too. Man; people are picky."
"So, a millennial?" Lisa questioned.
"Sure, sweetie, if that's what they call it."
"And the nineties were a decade, a full ten years, and not a single year." Homer realized she was right, and immediately felt stupid.
"Doh!"
"Why are having cows bad?" Cosmo wanted to know confused about the cow part. "Cows provide milk, which is good for you, and Wanda agrees!"
"You can even find them under the sea." Patrick added, confused as well. "Although, they look very different to land cows.
"And I don't think the rock would contain a beanie baby inside." Poof put in.
"Aw, you remember." Pichu cooed. Poof turned to him.
"Yeah, I remember. Although, that's no excuse for what you did. I was and still am by cartoon logic, a fairy baby. You should never throw rocks at anyone, especially babies. That's not okay."
"Agreed, and I won't. I promise."
"You should have seen Bart when his favorite restaurant put a ban on kids." Lisa spoke.
"Restaurants banning kids?" Luke questioned. "What is wrong with the world? That's discriminating."
"I understand on what they're saying, but it's not fair to the kids who do behave. They're like punishing the parents for having children in a way. I feel bad if a 26 year old gets rejected because of her looking like a kid, not that the author had that problem, but if, among others like her, and smaller."
"Okay!" Timmy said. "We're leaving! Wish us luck!" The cartoons wished Cosmo, Timmy, and Wanda good luck as they left.
"Okay," Timmy said once he and his fairies were outside. "We're looking for Anti-Cosmo."
"We know." Wanda told him. "You don't need to remind us."
"I was reminding Cosmo."
"Oh."
"Don't worry, Timmy." Cosmo spoke. "I know. Now, who's Anti-Cosmo? Is he the alligator who plays trumpet?" Timmy sighed. "No, really, is he?"
"What are you guys dong here?" Charmander asked, going over to them, jumping over a now dead Seviper that White, a duck shot with a gun. "It's dangerous here." So, Timmy told him.
"You want me to use my ember attack on Anti-Cosmo?" Charmander wanted to know. Timmy nodded.
"That is if you want to." Timmy stated. "That, and you're the first one we asked. If you do this, you'll be a hero."
"If not," Cosmo began. "We'll find someone braver, someone more hero worthy." Charmander was mad.
"I'm hero worthy!"
"Then show it." Timmy said. "By charring Anti-Cosmo's butt." Charmander then grew worried again.
"On second thought, I don't think I want to show I'm hero worthy…at least not yet."
"Oh, come on! You'll do fine."
"Well…, I…." He sighed when he saw all of their faces. "Fine, I'll char his butt to a crisp. I'll be a hero; you'll see, Grimer'll see, you'll all see! I will be a new Charmander after this; no longer wimpy and afraid!"
"That's the spirit!" Timmy cheered.
"After this," Cosmo added. "You can face water."
"Uh, no." Charmander said. "I'll die." Cosmo laughed.
"You keep on saying that."
"But, I'll die." Cosmo still laughed.
"Oh, you're too funny!"
"But, I'll…" Charmander sighed. "Oh, I give up."
"Good call." Timmy said to him. "I'd done the same thing. It's best to give up on things like that that'll take you no where, and that was the best example of that."
"There he is!" Timmy said, pointing to where Anti-Cosmo was floating in a distance above them, watching the chaos below him. He had Cosmo and Wanda's wands in his hand. "Charmander, you know what to do. Use your ember thing on his butt."
"You know what?" The Pokémon spoke, obviously terrified. "I don't feel like a hero today. Why don't we do this later, or better yet, get someone else to do it." He was about to go when Timmy stopped him.
"Oh no!" He said. "You said you would do this, and you are not backing out now."
"But…"
"Look, fine, you can back out, not be a hero, and let us down. Or you can be a hero, and make cartoons proud of you. Your choice."
"I know you're scared." Wanda stated. "But, if you do this, you, too will be happy with yourself, if not, you're regret it for the rest of your life. There's nothing to fear but fear itself."
"Someone famous said that." Cosmo spoke. "Or I'm assuming someone famous said that. I heard it before, but I don't know where or from whom. All I know someone said that, and that someone is famous, well, that's what I'm assuming anyways."
"But…" Charmander said. He looked at their face, and sighed. "Fine; I'll be a hero." They all cheered.
"That's what I'm talking about!" Timmy cheered.
"Time to show them what you're made of!" Wanda added.
"And show me!" Cosmo put in. "Because, I have no clue what you're made of." Looking determined, Charmander went closer to where the anti-fairy was.
Once behind a pillar, Charmander unleashed his ember. It went towards Anti-Cosmo's back.
Suddenly, Foop flew up, and countered the fire, and made it go back at him.
"Uh-oh." Charmander said to himself, and dodged the attack just in time. Foop tapped his father on the shoulder. Anti-Cosmo looked at his son.
"Daddy." He started. "This fire lizard thing tried to burn your butt."
"Tattle-Tale!" Cosmo said about Foop. Anti-Como looked at Charmander. Charmander grinned lamely at him, and waved at him. The anti boss grinned evilly.
"So, you tried to burn me? Here is what I do to Pokémon like you who tries to do that to me, well, nobody really attempted to before, but here is what I'd do, and what I'm going to do with you." With magic, he lifted Charmander off the ground. Timmy and his fairies gasped. Charmander screamed.
"PUT ME DOWN!" He yelled.
"If you insist." He then made Charmander soar off. The good cartoons gasped, and watched in horror as Charmander sailed above the ocean.
"CHARMANDER!" Grimer shouted. "SOMEBODY, SAVE HIM. HE'LL DIE IN THE OCEAN!" Cosmo laughed again.
"I know I shouldn't laugh at this." He stated. "But, these Pokémon are too hilarious!" Charmander fell below towards the water. Everyone gasped. They then saw a blur fly in, and grab him in his talons.
"Good catch, Rowlet!" Ash congratulated the grass owl Pokémon. Rowlet cooed proudly to himself. "Okay, now, bring him here." Rowlet agreed. He tried flying, but couldn't due to the weight. "Come on, Rowlett!"
"Popplio, make a bubble!" Lana commanded.
"Popplio, pop!" The sea lion said, making a bubble from his nose. The bubble then floated to Rowlet and Charmander, and made them be inside it. Everyone cheered as the bubble floated back towards the ship.
"Careful, careful!"
The bubble popped, and the two fell to the floor. Ash and Grimer ran to the two.
"Charmander, speak to me!" Grimer begged.
"I'm okay Grimer." Charmander responded. " Grimer sighed in relief.
"That's great news, Char, but, what were you thinking? You could have died, and I have lost you forever. I don't know what I'd do."
"You'll probably cry at first." Cosmo spoke. "Because for you mortals, death is very sad and forever; no one should have to go thou…" Wanda elbowed him. "Ow! What?"
"I was trying to be a hero." Charmander continued.
"Sorry," Timmy apologized. "It was my idea."
"Aw, Char!" Grimer marveled, ignoring Timmy. "You don't have to prove yourself. You're already cool as it is being my friend." Everyone awed at this. Charmander smiled.
"Thanks." He said.
"Don't mention it, buddy." Grimer then looked madly at Anti-Cosmo. "You tried to murder my friend. That's not cool."
"Aw!" Anti-Cosmo faked. "I'm sorry. I can't help it when he dies in water. Also, he tried to burn my butt to a crisp. What was I supposed to do?"
"Uh…fight with words? Don't try to murder him? There are better ways to deal with this."
"Well, sorry, I'm evil. And we evil people don't do that."
"But you don't have to. March to your own drummer."
"I don't think so. I will, and always will be, an evil villain."
"But, you don't have to."
"Yes, I do."
"No, you don't."
"Yes, I…" He sighed, taking a deep breath. "You're starting to annoy me."
"Sorry, really, I am. But, really, you should be punished for almost killing my friend. Justice will be served!"
"Oh, yeah? And how do you propose to do that."
"I don't know, but my friends and I will come up with something. Love is more powerful then hate, my non friend."
Suddenly, Darklax did an enormous leap at Anti-Cosmo, thinking the anti fairy was a good cartoon.
"EVIL WILL TRUMPH OVER GOOD!" Darklax shouted. Anti-Cosmo looked on in horror. Globy raced in. It was like slow motion as he and the anti-fairy both screamed 'NOOOOO!.' Anti-Cosmo tried to fly away, but it was too late. Darklax had landed on top off him, forcing him to send the wands flying towards Wanda and Cosmo. Wanda caught hers, while Cosmo's hit him in the eye, and it fell to the floor. After a cry of pain, Cosmo picked it up, and poofed himself better.
"I wish all of the snakes were gone, and everything can go back to normal!" Timmy stated.
"Sevipers!" Detective Pikachu corrected.
"Whatever!"
With a poof of their wands, Timmy's two fairies poofed all of the villains and Sevipers away. Everyone cheered, except Stan and White as everything turned back to the way before the troubles started, and everyone got their stuff back.
"What the fudge. kid?!" Stan demanded to know. "I was about to kill a Seviper with a gun. You'll understand guns more when you're older, and own one for yourself." White quacked swears as he madly threw down his gun.
"Well, that's no need for fowl language." Private told him. "I know you're mad, but there's children present, and some may be reading this right now." He then snickered. "Fowl. Get it? Because he's a duck." Rico snickered as well. Skipper rolled his eyes.
"Yes, we get it, Private. You're a comedian! Hardy-haw-haw." And just saying it, it's not a joke, but if you read it, it is. He looked at the duck. "But seriously, fowl langrage at kids is not cool, and frowned upon." He then realized something. "Aw; do you see what you made me do?! Not cool, duck. Not cool at all." Rico snickered again. "And quit laughing, man! This is not what I taught you."
"Everything is back as it should be." Toadsworth said, later, surrounded by the others. "And it's all thanks to the bravery of good cartoons. Love will, and always will be more powerful then hate. Oh, and good will always conquer over evil too. Now, let's enjoy the rest of this vacay!" Everyone cheered in agreement.
"I'm back! They heard Klaus down below. His family looked at him.
"You're alive, fish?" Roger questioned. "That saltwater didn't kill you?"
"Ja, you didn't know? We're cartoons, so logic doesn't do sh…with us."
"Wow; can't argue with that cartoon logic, oh and Skipper, Klaus almost swore!" Klaus sighed.
"So no one can argue why Charmander survived when the bubble popped." Grimer put in. "And other examples of where things wouldn't make sense because its lacking logic. Can't we just enjoy cartoons/cartoon movies without bringing it up?"
"And why I was late." Dr. Why added.
"Still, not an excuse." Toadsworth said to him, Dr. Why sighed.
"No, I know it's not. Nothing about it is." Toadsworth smiled.
"Exactly." Roger was then confused.
"Out of other cartoons' curiosities, where were you?"
"Oh, Dory, her family, and friends, and I have been looking at lots of land, seeing what there is to sea, as in with an a at the end."
"Don't try to be funny." Klaus frowned.
"I sea…I mean, okay, sorry."
"I thought your joke was funny." Dory said. Klaus smiled.
"Thanks. You're too kind. You're too DeGeneres!" Dory was confused. "You may not get it, but the readers do. Thanks again for saying my sea joke was funny."
"You're welcome fish I just met on this cruise, and I know I am. At least I think I do. I have short…"
"I know."
"You do?"
"Yeah, humans have it too."
"Wow; I didn't know, or at least I don't think I did. You learn stuff everyday, at least, I think you do."
Several Pikipeks then flew up to the ship. Each had an Antidote in their talons. Doctor Zoidberg went up to them, and grabbed all of the medicine.
"Long-haired Blondie, little girl of that version of that book doctor, your boyfriend and pet mongoose can now be healed. The medicines have now arrived!"
"Don't need to." Eugene told the lobster. "It turns out when that kid put everything back to normal, it healed me and that mongoose there."
"And I'm glad." Vinnie said, looking at Sunil. "I don't know what I'd do without you."
"And I don't know what I'd do without you." Sunil added.
"Awww! Come here, you!" They then hugged. Everyone awed at this. Doctor Zoidberg was disappointed.
"Aw!" He said sadly. "but I wanted to heal you two. That's my job."
"Sorry, doctor even worse then the cook here."
"Hey!" Kawasaki said, insulted as they kissed. "I'm trying, okay? It's really hard. People have different tastes of food they like."
"Well, when almost everyone dislikes you food," Mabel said. "that's when you should try harder!" She and her twin hi-fived. Doctor Zoidberg looked at the Pikipeks.
"You guys can all go now." He said to them. "Sorry, I wasted all of your time." He was about to ask for a refund, when the leader tweeted to its friends, and they all flew off. Zoidberg was disappointed once again, then shook it off. "I'll ask Joy on the PC."
"Well, Kev." Dr. Why said to his companion. "There are aliens on this ship, and I'm glad you kept it together this time." Keven grew bug-eyed.
"There are aliens on here?!" He asked, then screamed. Dr. Why sighed.
"You shouldn't have said that." Roger said.
"I know." The time doctor agreed.
Doctor Why comforted his friend, and the Inklings cleaned up the ink spots,
"So, Chip." Timmy said to the former teacup. "Now that the danger is gone, do you want to continue playing?" He offered him the handheld. Chip looked at his mom.
"Sorry." He responded. "But, I think I'll pass. I want to do other things with my family. Maybe later." He left. Timmy looked after him, dumbfounded.
"What just happened?" He wanted to know.
"He doesn't want to play." Wanda stated. "Nothing wrong with that. Maybe we should all take his example. Aw, the 1700s, such a simpler time. I remember it fondly."
"I'll play with you, Timmy!" Como said.
"Me too." Poof agreed. Sparky agreed as well, wagging his tail. Wanda sighed.
"I'm with you, Wanda." Chloe said next to her. "I didn't live back then, but I agree it was a simpler time. Although great, technology ruins everything. It's both a blessing and a curse."
"Why does people think you chameleon is a frog?" Naveen wanted to know. He was with Rapunzel and Pascal. "I was a frog, so I know what a frog is. Pascal is no frog." Rapunzel shrugged.
"I'm not sure." She stated. "Even I called him a frog when I first met him as a kid. They are both mostly green, and use their tongues as weapons."
"That's true I guess, but he's still not a frog." Rapunzel smiled.
"I know that now." Pascal smiled as well. He liked Naveen. The sooner people stopped calling him a frog, the better.
The cartoons all went on their daily businesses, and hoped that the rest of their cruise would be smooth sailing, and it was.
