A/ N: Hey again, new chapter. Also there was one Review that stuck out to me and it was from paradox-otaku saying I shouldn't worry about the mistakes in my story as much and etc. I thank you for that you made me feel less concern over my grammar/spelling mistakes. You know how I said I have past and present tense problems, I can finally tell! I thought adding an 's' was the correct way like 'Jumps' but it would make more sense if I use 'Jumped'.

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Now onto the story!


Chapter 4: Mysterious men

The pretend couple walked outside into the warm dark evening, the moon was peeping in as the sun goes down. The bright stars started appearing giving the twilight sky a twinkle. The purple, blue and orange atmosphere contrasted with Rukias beautiful violet dress. She looked beautiful; her hair was curled up in a fancy up do clipped up with a silver butterfly clip. Little strands of her hair dangle on the side of her face giving a perfect frame. She wore a little amount of make-up, a little bit of mascara, lavender eye shadow and a dab of lip gloss on her lips, her finger nails and toes were painted a dark purple colour that matched her dress. Ichigo had to admit, she looked stunning. He was staring at her so deeply that he forgot the world was even there and that this was only an act for his ex. They both made it to town and scanned through the city, there were shops with glowing signs and flashing lights that flickered all throughout.

'Seriously someone's going to have a seizure with these bright lights' Ichigo thought.

The silent pair made it to the restaurant after wandering around the city; the restaurant was fancy and expensive for sure. Of all the places Ichigo had to pick here because well Orihime and him were supposed to go here a while back, oh and speaking of Orihime, Rukia forgot that Orihime is preaching somewhere stalking them, she thinks?

"Good evening mam, sir. Table for two?" a tall man said. He was wearing a black formal suit, he looked classy and sophisticated.

"Yes please," they both said the same time.

They followed the man into a reserved secluded room and sat down at a table. The room was dimmed playing soft music. The table was decorated with 2 tall candles that was held by silver candle holders, 2 wine glasses and a little plant? It was a tall thin pot with random twigs spread around.

"And.. here's your menu."

"Thanks," Rukia said as the man walked away to the other table.

"Rukia?" Ichigo started.

"What?"

"I- I think you look beautiful tonight," he said smiling, while scratching the back of his head. Scratching his back of his head was a way of feeling embarrassed.

She flushed deep red heating up; it seemed to make the room felt hotter by that second. 'Is he serious or is Orihime somewhere here?'

"Oh- um, thank you," Rukia said as she turn to look the other way hiding her blush.

"So I don't get a compliment back? Do you not think I'm handsome or something," he said teasing her.

"What?" Rukia asked a bit too loudly she was blushing mad now.

"You think I'm ugly right? I feel offended; my own girlfriend doesn't love me."

"What are you talking about? I have YOU know I told you before when we were at my house you looked handsome, and did I mention hot? Oh yes I did didn't I? you looked amazing. Oh and stop trying to make me irritated in public you're just going to cause another scene," she blurted. She then realised… and slapped her hand over her mouth.

'SHIT SHIT SHIT! Did I just call him hot? I would never say such a thing oh my god I guess I didn't watch what I said.'

"Oh so you think I'm hot now? I feel flattered."

"I- I was just kidding, you're an ugly demon and shall never be labeled hot!"

Ichigo chuckled. "Oh alright sweetie, let's order our meals now."

Rukia was glad she cooled down a bit from her random blabber before. She will never get off guard like that again.

"What are you ordering?" Ichigo questioned her scanning his eyes over the menu.

"I'm ordering… Rosemary chicken served with brown rice, how about you?"

"Fatty, I'm ordering a French blackberry peach salad," he said with a wide smirk winking at her.

"What did you say?" Rukia said with a death glare.

'If looks could kill, I'd be dead. By her beauty- I mean glare of course!' Ichigo thought.

"Oh nothing I mean to say I'm ordering French onion soup with a baguette."

"Alright then."

The couple ordered their food and drinks and handed the menus back to the waitress. Once they got their food they took bites and sat in silence drowning down the food that slowly went down their throats. Rukia's eyes were wandering around when she saw something weird and thought she should talk to Ichigo about it.

"Ichigo," she whispered.

"mmph?" Ichigo said with a mouth full of food.

"You see those two guys sitting two tables down to the right of us?"

"Mhm," He nodded his head.

"They look kind of suspicious; watch out for them because they're watching us. And the weird thing is why are two men here at a couples restaurant? Keep your act on they seem to be recording," She told him seriously as she backed away.

The word 'act' played in his head 3 times.

"Oh my, this food tasted delicious!" she giggled using a sweet tone of voice.

"I think so too, it tastes wonderful!"

Out of the corner of Rukias eye she saw one of the men stare back at them and Rukia thought it was time to bring out the love side of her

"Ichigo I love you, you look handsome," Rukia stuttered at that part

"I love you too, beautiful."

'Those were the words I wanted hear from his mouth for a very long time'

Ichigo and Rukia kept their façade going for the rest of the time they were there. It was mostly sweet name calling and lovey dovey faces towards one of another. The men were still there sitting, they haven't ordered food yet? How dumb are they? Morons they give themselves away way too easily. They finished up their food and paid the bill and it was very expensive. Rukia might have to pay back Ichigo later. They quickly left the building leaving the men there sitting dumb founded. Once they made it down the street Ichigo and Rukia burst out laughing.

"We did fine right?" Rukia asked pushing the door out to the fresh summer night sky.

"We sure did, but we were way too cheesy to each other, it's like we were having such an embarrassing relationship!

"Oh Ichigo I love you so much I can't live without you!" Rukia said in a fun voice imitating them earlier.

"Rukia baby, I wish we could get married and run away to the sunset!"

"I dream about you all the time."

"You're my everything!"

They both starred at each other and started laughing again and in that moment they stopped walking. Ichigo cupped his hand around her face moving the stray bang away. He found himself leaning in closer to her because of her light scent he smelled, his lips were parted and he was breathing lightly and so was Rukia. Right before their lips were going to meet. The sound of a car window smashing rang though their ears. They quickly backed away from each other with flushed faces.

"I- uh have to go uhm Hisana wanted me home now- so- uh bye Ichigo!"

"Rukia wait!"

She ran off down the road. He wanted to stop her but why did he feel like he was stuck there, stuck standing there not moving an inch. He knew it was his fault it almost happened and he regretted it.

'Does she dislike me that much? I mean I didn't mean to offend her in any kind of way giving her the wrong message I only think of her as an acquaintance. But he was so caught up he kind of wanted to slip a kiss. Was the window crash caused by the men? So they were watching? If so then they must of saw Rukia running away, that's a sign of showing we are not a real couple. Shit, this plan is not going as well as he planned.'


"Master, I got the tape of their date at the restaurant,"

"Good, just as I need." Orihime said "Time to get my Ichi-berry back from that little skank!"

It's all planned out to make her life a living hell.


A/N: I think this was the worst/hardest chapter I've written, I'm so lazy I can't write anymore! What have I gotten myself into? A whole long story ahead, should of written one-shots instead.. If you like this chapter, thank you but I think this was the worst! I have no idea what I was doing so ugh I'll edit this later when I don't feel like an intoxicated monkey.

I edited this now who ever reads from this point this is and edited version from the whacky one earlier.

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from this point I re-edited it AGAIN: 10/28/11