The Twisted Mind of Lillian Evans Potter
by: Princess Hermione
"He likes you, and you're his student. Not a very good match, now is it?" A mirror hanging on the wall behind the booth James and Lily had occupied told Lily.
"What?" Lily asked, laughing at the idea. He was just messing around, right?
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The next morning Lily went to breakfast and sat down. As she was picking what to eat she noticed that everyone was glaring at her, even her boyfriend.
"What's up their bum?" Lily asked her friend Shawnta.
"Haven't you read?" Shawnta asked.
"Read what?" Lily replied, thoroughly confused.
"In the Witch weekly...there's an, um, article about you and how you're juggling two guys.." Shawnta replied, not meeting Lily's eyes.
"WHAT?! GIVE ME THAT!" Lily yelled as she grabbed the Witch Weekly out of a nearby student's hands.
Witch Weekly
It looks to me that Lily Evans in Slytherin has the eyes of her boyfriend, Orion Stanford, and Professor Potter.
"Seeing how she flirts with both of them and hasn't told either of them about each other she is a complete slut!" comments Meredith Meely.
Lily looked at the bottem to see who wrote it.
Written by: Rita Skeeter
"I should have known." Lily muttered.
Lily stormed out of the Great hall and went straight to James' classroom. As she pushed the door open she heard catcalls from some students wandering the halls.
"Have you read this?!" She snapped.
"Yes," He answered placently.
"Is that all you can say?! They are spreading rumors about me...US!" Lily shouted, outraged by the accusations in the magazine.
"Yes, but there is no us." James replied.
"I know that but my boyfriend sure doesn't!" Lily's voice raised even higher.
"Well then tell him." James said.
"And how am I going to do that?! HUH!? The guy was glaring at me for gods' sakes!"
"Okay well then....."
As James started to say the rest of his sentence Professor Dumbledore walked in.
"Professor Potter and Miss Evans please follow me."
Professor Dumbledore took the two up to his office entrance.
"Tinker Bell." The headmaster said the password.
Lily looked at James giving him a "Where does he get this stuff?" James shrugged.
"Take a seat both of you." Dumbledore gestured to two chairs in front of his desk. "It has come to my attention that the Witch Weekly has printed an article about you. Is it true?"
"No Professor," answered Lily, "you know all those articles are bull." Then Lily remembered who she was talking to. "I mean uh..the articles are, um, fake⦠yeah fake!"
"Yes, but as Miss Meely has commented that there has been flirting between the two of you."
"But Professer..."started Lily. Dumbledore held up his hand.
"I have heard enough, and I will not have this going on in my school." He interrupted.
"Yes, Professor."
"Yes, Professor."
"You may go."
Lily nodded and went outside. "Jam...I mean Professor I'm sorry for causing you all of this trouble."
"It wasnt all you." James replied before heading down the hallway in the opposite direction.
