Fang: -throws paper airplane out window- Ha!

Me: What?

Fang: That was a message telling where I am and who I'm with! Help will be here soon to rescue me from you! I'm saved!

-random bird flies down, grabs message, rips to shreds, and puts in bird's nest-

Fang: Damn.


Nudge Should Never have a Job as A:

1. Talk Show Host: The world just isn't ready...

2. Butcher's Shop Worker: The poor animals!

3. Ventriloquist: She wouldn't need anyone to talk to anymore. She could just talk to herself! She'd never shut up!

4. Computer Hacker: We'd all be doomed...

5. News Anchor: Not only would we have to hear about cute animals, cars, and celebrity clothing, we'd have to hear about it a lot.

6. Therapist: She'd talk more than her clients would!

7. A Preacher: We'd have to make Sunday a couple more hours long...

8. Ship Captain: Her compass might keep spinning to point to her.

9. Any kind of metal factory worker: 1,000 pounds of metal flying through the air towards Nudge? Not good.

10. Telemarketer: God, help us all...


Fang: I hate birds...

Me: Uhhh...Fang? You're part bird.

Fang: Oh, yeah...