Fang: -throws paper airplane out window- Ha!
Me: What?
Fang: That was a message telling where I am and who I'm with! Help will be here soon to rescue me from you! I'm saved!
-random bird flies down, grabs message, rips to shreds, and puts in bird's nest-
Fang: Damn.
Nudge Should Never have a Job as A:
1. Talk Show Host: The world just isn't ready...
2. Butcher's Shop Worker: The poor animals!
3. Ventriloquist: She wouldn't need anyone to talk to anymore. She could just talk to herself! She'd never shut up!
4. Computer Hacker: We'd all be doomed...
5. News Anchor: Not only would we have to hear about cute animals, cars, and celebrity clothing, we'd have to hear about it a lot.
6. Therapist: She'd talk more than her clients would!
7. A Preacher: We'd have to make Sunday a couple more hours long...
8. Ship Captain: Her compass might keep spinning to point to her.
9. Any kind of metal factory worker: 1,000 pounds of metal flying through the air towards Nudge? Not good.
10. Telemarketer: God, help us all...
Fang: I hate birds...
Me: Uhhh...Fang? You're part bird.
Fang: Oh, yeah...
